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Free 500kg s*men

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  1. MNM says:

    ..ehmm……that’s…..ehm……….

  2. Mike says:

    That’s quite a load of…oh dear…

    Well, Mona Lisa’s a slut!

  3. Jax says:

    Since when is semen a dirty word?

    SEMENSEMENSEMENSEMENSEMENSEMENSEMENSEMENSEMENSEMEN

    See?

  4. LouZha says:

    500kgs!?!? What they dont tell you is that its from a herd of waterbuffalo…& you have to..*ahem*…’collect’ it.

  5. Megan says:

    my god……who COLLECTS that much? rather, who collects it at all aside from sperm banks??? that’s…well….um….gross. lol

    • Primo says:

      yeah, I’ll contribute to help some freak’s dream become true.

      :faps:

      Ugh, there we go. 499.8kg to go.

      • Here4tehlulz says:

        Here, i’ll contribute too-
        *censored*
        Here’s a 1Kg for the lucky woman/deranged person who wants to make a swimming pool out of this stuff. Stored all of it for a good month now =d

  6. Brittani says:

    Wonder how many guys they need to provide that much…

  7. nangy says:

    in the middle east “semen” is like ghee — clarified butter. It’s pronounced suh-MEN.

    So … this is not English exactly — it’s more like … Arablish?

  8. ALDAFOOC says:

    free 500kg of anything is a lot anyways..

    • AidenApocalypse says:

      The last time I got 500kg of semen, the ebay user raped me with shipping and handling.

      • Squirt says:

        Well- of course there is going to be a handling charge when you’re trying to get 500kg semen! You should have seen that cuming.

  9. 5 1/4 inch floppy says:

    i think 500 kg of an elephant wouldn’t be a lot.

  10. tulalit says:

    It’s from cement. read it in English, and it sounds like se-men.

  11. genius says:

    now THATS a money shot

  12. Jujube says:

    Semen also means ’seed’ in Latin. The term is used with herbal seeds such as Semen allii tuberosi (Chinese chives seed). Where do you think the English term for semen came from? We all know what it means when someone was ’sowing his seed around’.

  13. adskfjö says:

    ugh fuck, panda’s back

  14. Psychedelic says:

    500 grams of the stuff? Which would be roughly half a LITER of the stuff? Um…I guess if you really wanted a kid and had a turkey-baster handy…but that’s okay, I’ll pass today, thanx!

    • Psychedelic says:

      OMG, wait, wait, wait, I misread this! 500 KILOGRAMS of…??? “Free semen; fill your swimming pool today!” I sincerely doubt that several sperm banks having an after-holiday closeout would have this much…

  15. Bellamy says:

    Yes, “semen” is “cement in Indonesian. But nevertheless, the grammar itself is WRONG! LOL

    The text under that, “Free Desain” is also wrong.

    My country, unfortunately, never realize that there is such thing as a dictionary.

  16. William says:

    It’s Indonesian for “Cement”…

  17. Insane says:

    I think I just lost my respect for Mona Lisa…500kg is a lot of semen. A helluva party.

    She’s such a norty girl.

  18. Koki Kariya says:

    That goddam Panda. As if we can’t read SEMEN clearly in the middle of the damn sign. Really?

    • Grrr Power says:

      Yaaaaay!
      Not for the semen, of course, but the panda!

      Long may that cheeky lovable scamp litter our screens with innocent joy! :D

  19. happy harry says:

    it’s going to take me a while to donate all that…

  20. Guess Again says:

    Who’s your naughty art model?!!? Who’s your naughty art model?!?!?
    Say it b*tch!
    *SMACK!*

  21. Tic-Tac says:

    I think all of that semen belongs to Chuck Norris. And he can get away with jerking off to Mona Lisa .

  22. moronme says:

    Hey that’s in Jakarta ! we used to mix english and our own language. Please pardon our misbehaves :D :D

  23. Miss Silver says:

    Indon-Engrish!

  24. tulalit says:

    It’s better than Malaysian-Engrish..

  25. Miss Silver says:

    Why do people insist on pitting Malaysia against Indonesia?

  26. FUCKINGPANDAISBACK says:

    The panda is pointing at the semen.

  27. PandaNoPanda says:

    The panda is cute, but I think it’s not necessary.

  28. AwesomeWolverine says:

    why is the mona lisa there?

  29. Beth Agustina says:

    Err…the photo is too small, is it Monalisa TILE?
    But for sure that ad mix with Indonesia language, and probably’semen’ supposed to be ‘cement’…

    Free 500kg cement + free design + discount for installation

  30. Syberia says:

    500 kg of semen?! FREE?!

    Where do I sign up?!

  31. Vuducow says:

    I wish I got my hands on so much semen; I’d try to resell it.

  32. tsfiles says:

    Atleast it’s free.

  33. kolz says:

    Its Indonesian. Monalisa Tile is a tile company. Semen in Indonesian is concrete. So, its talking about that lebaran (one muslim holiday) they offered a package: if you buy tiles, they will give you free concrete for the tiles

    but 500kg is overkill though >.<

  34. Bandit Keith-- IN AMERICA! says:

    When I was doing grade 6 testing, I was doingf a word search and one of the words I found was S3MEN!


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