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no smoking – keep clear the emergency exit routes – the museum is subject to constraint

and preservation; inside are same paths and passages uncomfortable and tortoises.  pay

attention during the visit.

Engrish photo by Tonya C

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  1. AidenApocalypse says:

    Being at this museum seems like a very, very uncomfortable situation.

  2. J. Michael Robertson says:

    Wouldn’t it be odd if that WERE the perfect translation?

  3. Jennifer says:

    Tortoises = tortuous (twisting and winding)

  4. Ryan says:

    Are you sure this isn’t a sign at the Mushroom Kingdom?

  5. satchfan15 says:

    Pay attention to the tortoises during the visit! They can be uncomfortable! Oh, and remember to preserve the path.

  6. saywhat says:

    Pay attention to what? what?

  7. Rich says:

    Passages uncomfortable AND tortoises?!! I’m there!!

  8. Guess Again says:

    Pay attention to the non-smoking emergency torturous!

  9. obligated name says:

    Passages uncomfortable and tortoises. Please pay attention. lol!

  10. Rob says:

    There was this non-smoking tortoise preserving its constraints in a passage uncomfortable when it was mugged by a gang of snails.

    When the police arrived and asked it what happened, it said, “I don’t know officer, it all happened so quickly”…

  11. There are tortoises smoking in the depths.

  12. Achi says:

    Wait…what? I wasn’t paying attention.

  13. Psychedelic says:

    Pay attention during the visit, or you’ll miss the uncomfortable tortoise passages, and you wouldn’t wanna do that, now wouldya?

  14. keshet says:

    Did the tortoises go to the roughage party??

  15. E Gray says:

    Keshet, I have you to thank for the Coke sprayed on my keyboard….

  16. medicat says:

    LOL!eleven!

  17. platypuspower says:

    some uncomfortable passage tortoises?
    may i keep them?

  18. Aaron Shumaker says:

    This sounds like Super Mario Brother’s with passages and turtles and all.


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