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Don’t point at the creature

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  1. rogueofmv says:

    OK if I point at the beast?

  2. Ana says:

    Yes, don’t point, it’s rude to point!

  3. Leanderr says:

    Why not point at the creature?

  4. Leo says:

    great, now… how in the hell i’m gonna play Resident Evil with these?…

    hey! i actually CAN point to creatures, my aiming sucks anyway…

  5. Private Parts says:

    Energy: 0.4 Joules! Enough to destroy the Earth!

  6. faisel says:

    this is shocking!

  7. Nyar says:

    Don’t taze me bro!

  8. Liri says:

    Do not point at the creature. Do not mock the creature. Do not say bad things about the creature. Do not look the creature in the eyes.

  9. Nuck Chorris says:

    0.4 Joule… Diet gun?

  10. Filthy says:

    Ya know what? If the creature is coming after me I AM going to point that at the creature. That’s just how it goes man…

  11. Hirayuki says:

    Extra points for using a zero instead of an O in “D0NT”. Not to mention the lack of an apostrophe, which at this point is just gravy.

  12. WikiTaker says:

    One joule in everyday life is approximately:

    * the energy required to lift a small apple one meter straight up.
    * the energy released when that same apple falls one meter to the ground.
    * the energy released as heat by a quiet person, every hundredth of a second.
    * the energy required to heat one gram of dry, cool air by 1 degree Celsius.
    * one hundredth of the energy a person can receive by drinking a drop of beer.
    * the kinetic energy of an adult human moving a distance of about a handspan every second.

  13. Tic-Tac says:

    You don’t point at the creature because it’s not polite, but strangely enough they don’t forbid shooting it. Besides, I’m surprised nobody posted a Soviet Russia joke yet like… no, I’m not gonna post one either.

    • Markie says:

      In Soviet Russia, creature doesn’t point at YOU!

      (actually that’s not according to the format of the RR joke. search for russian reversal on wikipedia to check the rules ;-)

      It’s supposed to be something like this: In Soviet Russia, creature points at YOU!

  14. Tic-Tac says:

    Oh, and stop seeing at the creature’s bobs!!!

  15. fairypenguin22 says:

    omg i have that on my airsoft gun too! lol

  16. I have this gun and it has that sticker on it. I have considered sending it in but never got around to doing it.

  17. ABBenzin says:

    I had a gun just rike this. Surprisingry enough, it broke after about two hundred shots…

  18. Fibonacci says:

    Assuming a 40gr (about 2.5 grammes) projectile, 0.4 joules of energy would mean a speed of about 17 m/s. Would you risk it?

  19. Hotjoe says:

    lol see this all the time on any air soft gun i see…always wondered if they knew how unclear it was..

  20. threelegs says:

    mine says this too

  21. Ashley says:

    This is the funniest thing i have ever seen! I want to marry the man who put this up here. (reid C… or whatever) He has won my heart. I bet he is so handsome too.

  22. Sm0k3y says:

    If only Plaxico’s guns had that warning on it… he would have never shot himself in the leg… haha

  23. waffles says:

    Oh wow, i actually have one of these, there pretty nice.
    never really thought it was that bad.
    They sell em at dicks.

  24. joe_kamikaze says:

    point at the creator!!!!!!!!!

  25. Some Guy on the Internet says:

    What if the creature attacks me? What will I point at it?

  26. t says:

    don’t point at the creature, it makes him angry – but if you do wish to point, take this gun…

  27. Fiddler1 says:

    Creature not like it when you point creature say it make him angry…


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