Comments on: Don’t point at the creature http://engrishfunny.com/2008/12/09/engrish-dont-point-at-the-creature/ Engrish is NOW! :) Sun, 21 Mar 2010 21:56:52 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ hourly 1 By: punkledoodle http://engrishfunny.com/2008/12/09/engrish-dont-point-at-the-creature/comment-page-1/#comment-85557 punkledoodle Tue, 23 Feb 2010 17:05:36 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=4314#comment-85557 the o is a zero the o is a zero

]]> By: Fiddler1 http://engrishfunny.com/2008/12/09/engrish-dont-point-at-the-creature/comment-page-1/#comment-51482 Fiddler1 Wed, 02 Sep 2009 20:01:30 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=4314#comment-51482 Creature not like it when you point creature say it make him angry... Creature not like it when you point creature say it make him angry…

]]> By: t http://engrishfunny.com/2008/12/09/engrish-dont-point-at-the-creature/comment-page-1/#comment-19765 t Mon, 09 Feb 2009 01:24:43 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=4314#comment-19765 don't point at the creature, it makes him angry - but if you do wish to point, take this gun... don’t point at the creature, it makes him angry – but if you do wish to point, take this gun…

]]> By: Some Guy on the Internet http://engrishfunny.com/2008/12/09/engrish-dont-point-at-the-creature/comment-page-1/#comment-18542 Some Guy on the Internet Tue, 27 Jan 2009 21:36:52 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=4314#comment-18542 What if the creature attacks me? What will I point at it? What if the creature attacks me? What will I point at it?

]]> By: joe_kamikaze http://engrishfunny.com/2008/12/09/engrish-dont-point-at-the-creature/comment-page-1/#comment-17640 joe_kamikaze Tue, 20 Jan 2009 20:26:21 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=4314#comment-17640 point at the creator!!!!!!!!! point at the creator!!!!!!!!!

]]> By: Passerby http://engrishfunny.com/2008/12/09/engrish-dont-point-at-the-creature/comment-page-1/#comment-17368 Passerby Sat, 17 Jan 2009 21:53:14 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=4314#comment-17368 10 points for the lol. 10 bonus points for being an abominable raccoon creature. 10 points for the lol.
10 bonus points for being an abominable raccoon creature.

]]> By: Sm0k3y http://engrishfunny.com/2008/12/09/engrish-dont-point-at-the-creature/comment-page-1/#comment-14275 Sm0k3y Fri, 12 Dec 2008 22:53:35 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=4314#comment-14275 If only Plaxico's guns had that warning on it... he would have never shot himself in the leg... haha If only Plaxico’s guns had that warning on it… he would have never shot himself in the leg… haha

]]> By: SaraK http://engrishfunny.com/2008/12/09/engrish-dont-point-at-the-creature/comment-page-1/#comment-14238 SaraK Fri, 12 Dec 2008 19:51:07 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=4314#comment-14238 I think it was a reference to: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7358768984043835546 I think it was a reference to:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7358768984043835546

]]> By: Markie http://engrishfunny.com/2008/12/09/engrish-dont-point-at-the-creature/comment-page-1/#comment-14180 Markie Fri, 12 Dec 2008 08:42:52 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=4314#comment-14180 In Soviet Russia, creature doesn't point at YOU! (actually that's not according to the format of the RR joke. search for russian reversal on wikipedia to check the rules ;-) It's supposed to be something like this: In Soviet Russia, creature points at YOU! In Soviet Russia, creature doesn’t point at YOU!

(actually that’s not according to the format of the RR joke. search for russian reversal on wikipedia to check the rules ;-)

It’s supposed to be something like this: In Soviet Russia, creature points at YOU!

]]> By: Ashley http://engrishfunny.com/2008/12/09/engrish-dont-point-at-the-creature/comment-page-1/#comment-14130 Ashley Fri, 12 Dec 2008 02:02:15 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=4314#comment-14130 This is the funniest thing i have ever seen! I want to marry the man who put this up here. (reid C... or whatever) He has won my heart. I bet he is so handsome too. This is the funniest thing i have ever seen! I want to marry the man who put this up here. (reid C… or whatever) He has won my heart. I bet he is so handsome too.

]]> By: threelegs http://engrishfunny.com/2008/12/09/engrish-dont-point-at-the-creature/comment-page-1/#comment-14119 threelegs Thu, 11 Dec 2008 22:29:06 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=4314#comment-14119 mine says this too mine says this too

]]> By: Hotjoe http://engrishfunny.com/2008/12/09/engrish-dont-point-at-the-creature/comment-page-1/#comment-14009 Hotjoe Thu, 11 Dec 2008 05:12:32 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=4314#comment-14009 lol see this all the time on any air soft gun i see...always wondered if they knew how unclear it was.. lol see this all the time on any air soft gun i see…always wondered if they knew how unclear it was..

]]> By: The abominable raccoon http://engrishfunny.com/2008/12/09/engrish-dont-point-at-the-creature/comment-page-1/#comment-13912 The abominable raccoon Wed, 10 Dec 2008 15:55:18 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=4314#comment-13912 That's because you pointed it at the creature. That’s because you pointed it at the creature.

]]> By: Fibonacci http://engrishfunny.com/2008/12/09/engrish-dont-point-at-the-creature/comment-page-1/#comment-13875 Fibonacci Wed, 10 Dec 2008 06:56:52 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=4314#comment-13875 Assuming a 40gr (about 2.5 grammes) projectile, 0.4 joules of energy would mean a speed of about 17 m/s. Would you risk it? Assuming a 40gr (about 2.5 grammes) projectile, 0.4 joules of energy would mean a speed of about 17 m/s. Would you risk it?

]]> By: ABBenzin http://engrishfunny.com/2008/12/09/engrish-dont-point-at-the-creature/comment-page-1/#comment-13869 ABBenzin Wed, 10 Dec 2008 05:35:23 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=4314#comment-13869 I had a gun just rike this. Surprisingry enough, it broke after about two hundred shots... I had a gun just rike this. Surprisingry enough, it broke after about two hundred shots…

]]> By: Parties http://engrishfunny.com/2008/12/09/engrish-dont-point-at-the-creature/comment-page-1/#comment-13868 Parties Wed, 10 Dec 2008 05:21:31 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=4314#comment-13868 Hush you might hurt its feelings! You're no failure company! Hush you might hurt its feelings! You’re no failure company!

]]> By: Amethyst http://engrishfunny.com/2008/12/09/engrish-dont-point-at-the-creature/comment-page-1/#comment-13864 Amethyst Wed, 10 Dec 2008 04:25:57 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=4314#comment-13864 Do not taunt happy fun creature. Do not taunt happy fun creature.

]]> By: dustbunni http://engrishfunny.com/2008/12/09/engrish-dont-point-at-the-creature/comment-page-1/#comment-13857 dustbunni Wed, 10 Dec 2008 02:04:19 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=4314#comment-13857 From the company that brought you the emotionally sensitive gaming system...comes the emotionally sensitive gun! This is not only engrish, but it is a /fail as well. From the company that brought you the emotionally sensitive gaming system…comes the emotionally sensitive gun! This is not only engrish, but it is a /fail as well.

]]> By: satchfan15 http://engrishfunny.com/2008/12/09/engrish-dont-point-at-the-creature/comment-page-1/#comment-13850 satchfan15 Wed, 10 Dec 2008 01:25:10 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=4314#comment-13850 Both barrels? I don't see two barrels... Both barrels? I don’t see two barrels…

]]> By: Scott Sturges http://engrishfunny.com/2008/12/09/engrish-dont-point-at-the-creature/comment-page-1/#comment-13837 Scott Sturges Tue, 09 Dec 2008 23:44:37 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=4314#comment-13837 I have this gun and it has that sticker on it. I have considered sending it in but never got around to doing it. I have this gun and it has that sticker on it. I have considered sending it in but never got around to doing it.

]]> By: DeathtoDuckHuntDog http://engrishfunny.com/2008/12/09/engrish-dont-point-at-the-creature/comment-page-1/#comment-13835 DeathtoDuckHuntDog Tue, 09 Dec 2008 23:09:42 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=4314#comment-13835 You have to yell "AHHH, It's coming right for us!!" first. You have to yell “AHHH, It’s coming right for us!!” first.

]]> By: DeathtoDuckHuntDog http://engrishfunny.com/2008/12/09/engrish-dont-point-at-the-creature/comment-page-1/#comment-13834 DeathtoDuckHuntDog Tue, 09 Dec 2008 23:08:55 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=4314#comment-13834 Happy Fun Creature? Happy Fun Creature?

]]> By: fairypenguin22 http://engrishfunny.com/2008/12/09/engrish-dont-point-at-the-creature/comment-page-1/#comment-13831 fairypenguin22 Tue, 09 Dec 2008 22:16:19 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=4314#comment-13831 omg i have that on my airsoft gun too! lol omg i have that on my airsoft gun too! lol

]]> By: Tic-Tac http://engrishfunny.com/2008/12/09/engrish-dont-point-at-the-creature/comment-page-1/#comment-13829 Tic-Tac Tue, 09 Dec 2008 22:01:04 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=4314#comment-13829 Oh, and stop seeing at the creature's bobs!!! Oh, and stop seeing at the creature’s bobs!!!

]]> By: Tic-Tac http://engrishfunny.com/2008/12/09/engrish-dont-point-at-the-creature/comment-page-1/#comment-13828 Tic-Tac Tue, 09 Dec 2008 21:59:49 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=4314#comment-13828 You don't point at the creature because it's not polite, but strangely enough they don't forbid shooting it. Besides, I'm surprised nobody posted a Soviet Russia joke yet like... no, I'm not gonna post one either. You don’t point at the creature because it’s not polite, but strangely enough they don’t forbid shooting it. Besides, I’m surprised nobody posted a Soviet Russia joke yet like… no, I’m not gonna post one either.

]]> By: WikiTaker http://engrishfunny.com/2008/12/09/engrish-dont-point-at-the-creature/comment-page-1/#comment-13823 WikiTaker Tue, 09 Dec 2008 21:08:57 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=4314#comment-13823 One joule in everyday life is approximately: * the energy required to lift a small apple one meter straight up. * the energy released when that same apple falls one meter to the ground. * the energy released as heat by a quiet person, every hundredth of a second. * the energy required to heat one gram of dry, cool air by 1 degree Celsius. * one hundredth of the energy a person can receive by drinking a drop of beer. * the kinetic energy of an adult human moving a distance of about a handspan every second. One joule in everyday life is approximately:

* the energy required to lift a small apple one meter straight up.
* the energy released when that same apple falls one meter to the ground.
* the energy released as heat by a quiet person, every hundredth of a second.
* the energy required to heat one gram of dry, cool air by 1 degree Celsius.
* one hundredth of the energy a person can receive by drinking a drop of beer.
* the kinetic energy of an adult human moving a distance of about a handspan every second.

]]> By: Skwerlly Bob Creature http://engrishfunny.com/2008/12/09/engrish-dont-point-at-the-creature/comment-page-1/#comment-13810 Skwerlly Bob Creature Tue, 09 Dec 2008 19:39:43 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=4314#comment-13810 Don't speak directly to the creature. Don't touch the creature's boobs. Don't ask the creature out on a date. Don't get eaten by the creature. Don’t speak directly to the creature. Don’t touch the creature’s boobs. Don’t ask the creature out on a date. Don’t get eaten by the creature.

]]> By: jack mehoff http://engrishfunny.com/2008/12/09/engrish-dont-point-at-the-creature/comment-page-1/#comment-13805 jack mehoff Tue, 09 Dec 2008 18:43:55 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=4314#comment-13805 The creature should be treated with respect. The creature should be treated with respect.

]]> By: Ryan Waxx http://engrishfunny.com/2008/12/09/engrish-dont-point-at-the-creature/comment-page-1/#comment-13803 Ryan Waxx Tue, 09 Dec 2008 18:40:26 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=4314#comment-13803 and you'll let him have both barrels of that 0.4 joules, won't you? WON'T YOU?? and you’ll let him have both barrels of that 0.4 joules, won’t you?

WON’T YOU??

]]> By: Juju http://engrishfunny.com/2008/12/09/engrish-dont-point-at-the-creature/comment-page-1/#comment-13793 Juju Tue, 09 Dec 2008 16:37:50 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=4314#comment-13793 I'm with you... if the creature is coming towards me, I'm not only gonna point it at him... I will PULL THE TRIGGER, MAN! I'll do it, too!!! I’m with you… if the creature is coming towards me, I’m not only gonna point it at him… I will PULL THE TRIGGER, MAN! I’ll do it, too!!!

]]> By: Taurin http://engrishfunny.com/2008/12/09/engrish-dont-point-at-the-creature/comment-page-1/#comment-13790 Taurin Tue, 09 Dec 2008 16:10:06 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=4314#comment-13790 If youhave to ask, just accept that's it's better if you don't know. If youhave to ask, just accept that’s it’s better if you don’t know.

]]> By: Hirayuki http://engrishfunny.com/2008/12/09/engrish-dont-point-at-the-creature/comment-page-1/#comment-13789 Hirayuki Tue, 09 Dec 2008 16:00:37 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=4314#comment-13789 Extra points for using a zero instead of an O in "D0NT". Not to mention the lack of an apostrophe, which at this point is just gravy. Extra points for using a zero instead of an O in “D0NT”. Not to mention the lack of an apostrophe, which at this point is just gravy.

]]> By: Filthy http://engrishfunny.com/2008/12/09/engrish-dont-point-at-the-creature/comment-page-1/#comment-13783 Filthy Tue, 09 Dec 2008 14:57:52 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=4314#comment-13783 Ya know what? If the creature is coming after me I AM going to point that at the creature. That's just how it goes man... Ya know what? If the creature is coming after me I AM going to point that at the creature. That’s just how it goes man…

]]> By: Nuck Chorris http://engrishfunny.com/2008/12/09/engrish-dont-point-at-the-creature/comment-page-1/#comment-13781 Nuck Chorris Tue, 09 Dec 2008 14:48:45 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=4314#comment-13781 ask the beast... not us. ask the beast… not us.

]]> By: Nuck Chorris http://engrishfunny.com/2008/12/09/engrish-dont-point-at-the-creature/comment-page-1/#comment-13780 Nuck Chorris Tue, 09 Dec 2008 14:48:03 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=4314#comment-13780 0.4 Joule... Diet gun? 0.4 Joule… Diet gun?

]]> By: Liri http://engrishfunny.com/2008/12/09/engrish-dont-point-at-the-creature/comment-page-1/#comment-13779 Liri Tue, 09 Dec 2008 14:42:14 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=4314#comment-13779 Do not point at the creature. Do not mock the creature. Do not say bad things about the creature. Do not look the creature in the eyes. Do not point at the creature. Do not mock the creature. Do not say bad things about the creature. Do not look the creature in the eyes.

]]> By: Nyar http://engrishfunny.com/2008/12/09/engrish-dont-point-at-the-creature/comment-page-1/#comment-13777 Nyar Tue, 09 Dec 2008 13:56:29 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=4314#comment-13777 Don't taze me bro! Don’t taze me bro!

]]> By: faisel http://engrishfunny.com/2008/12/09/engrish-dont-point-at-the-creature/comment-page-1/#comment-13775 faisel Tue, 09 Dec 2008 13:26:53 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=4314#comment-13775 this is shocking! this is shocking!

]]> By: Private Parts http://engrishfunny.com/2008/12/09/engrish-dont-point-at-the-creature/comment-page-1/#comment-13774 Private Parts Tue, 09 Dec 2008 13:24:18 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=4314#comment-13774 Energy: 0.4 Joules! Enough to destroy the Earth! Energy: 0.4 Joules! Enough to destroy the Earth!

]]> By: Leo http://engrishfunny.com/2008/12/09/engrish-dont-point-at-the-creature/comment-page-1/#comment-13773 Leo Tue, 09 Dec 2008 12:50:56 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=4314#comment-13773 great, now... how in the hell i'm gonna play Resident Evil with these?... hey! i actually CAN point to creatures, my aiming sucks anyway... great, now… how in the hell i’m gonna play Resident Evil with these?…

hey! i actually CAN point to creatures, my aiming sucks anyway…

]]> By: Leanderr http://engrishfunny.com/2008/12/09/engrish-dont-point-at-the-creature/comment-page-1/#comment-13771 Leanderr Tue, 09 Dec 2008 12:29:30 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=4314#comment-13771 Why not point at the creature? Why not point at the creature?

]]> By: Ana http://engrishfunny.com/2008/12/09/engrish-dont-point-at-the-creature/comment-page-1/#comment-13770 Ana Tue, 09 Dec 2008 12:11:02 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=4314#comment-13770 Yes, don't point, it's rude to point! Yes, don’t point, it’s rude to point!

]]> By: rogueofmv http://engrishfunny.com/2008/12/09/engrish-dont-point-at-the-creature/comment-page-1/#comment-13769 rogueofmv Tue, 09 Dec 2008 12:10:23 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=4314#comment-13769 OK if I point at the beast? OK if I point at the beast?

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