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Remain clam. I am a licensed Asian-American who has spend 14-years lived all over Asia. Please. Just enjoy.

Why would you press on the stomach in the first place? Was somebody intending to suffocate it or something?
I can haz brefs?
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Will cats make sharpness to the skin when press the stomach? Will not to breathe of less casualty then the bleed of participant in stomach the press of cat with sharp pointed ends many?
The Engrish is strong in this one…
I accidentally the cat’s stomach.
I find this rather endearing. No warning for putting a bag over its head. I guess we’re in the clear.
The pressing of the stomach may result in the happening of suddenness. Pointy ends FTW!
Sounds rather logical…
Where is the “Engrish”?
What was the intention?
From where is the sign? (Self-made?)
I think I will have some funny ideas, too…
I think I know what this is from. There are fake “sleeping” cats and dogs that actually look like they are breathing. My dad got one just to mess with his grandkids (not my kids) and make them be quiet and if you push on their stomach it will mess up the air pump that makes them “breath.”
It was so funny when the kids found out it was fake.
Yes. They freak me out.
Please to stop breathing the fake not breathing cats. Not breathing cats are unnatural and are not natural. Please to stop them please before I yell with fright.
Pressing of the stomach may cause pooping of the cats. :O
This is for at animated has movement cat model.
If model has press stomach, motor servo stripped will gear. You break it, buy now please.
I am finding animated model to have creepiness and few joy. As comatose of small friend pet.
is not false of distrubing cat has.
!!!
I wonder what this says about English syntax. It is barely intelligible, but it sort of gets a point across!!
I wonder if there is a field of linguistics that specifically deals with this king of “Engrish”???
We’ll see.
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I read somewhere that English has some manner of redundancy and a breadth of synonyms that makes it somewhat decipherable even when the syntax is mangled. The very oddness that makes it difficult to learn seems to make it more fault-tolerant.
I know that for a lot of these Engrish signs, the meaning is quite clear if you just think about some synonyms of the odd-looking words.
don’t get it?
Non-breathing cats are my favorite kind!
We have pointy endz for you!
My birds have plenty pointy endz, thanxyu for thinkings of me, tho’!
oh, yah u hasta no wai hurtin’ kitteh baddy!, eemazheen if ur kitteh has a hurt in da stomuch, dat wud make ur kitteh no happy :<
NOES NO PRESSING OF MY STOMACH
I have searched about the word “stepper motor” and you blog appeared to me.
where can I read about stepper motor in details in your blog?!