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Remain clam. I am a licensed Asian-American who has spend 14-years lived all over Asia. Please. Just enjoy.

He wants it so badly
such a shame I hate dumplings.
I mean, it might be crab ovaries. Those are pretty popular.
Yes, indeed it is crab ovaries.
The more Engrish translation would be “crab yellow,” which will probably be more misleading.
And the more engrish translation would be of course, “Crap ovaries”.
I’ve actually been to this exact place. It is in Shanghai .. The rest of the sign indicates that the dumplings are stuffed with “craD”
He should have shown that!
They’re also serving designated tourist, it seems.
Is he the designated tourist?
That’s the Engrish in the picture right? I thought English speaking peoples at ovaries all the time…
Stuffed with caviar, perhaps?
He is CUTE.
Oh … wait … did I miss the point of this picture? Sorry.
Think I missed it too
You’re right. He is cute.
maybe he should be the new point-out panda
Seconded.
hehe, uh, yes:)
I’ll just have the mixed vegetables.
Is he pedobear now?
I totally vote to replace pedo bear with this cute guy.
We’ll call him Panda Guy, and the origins of the name will be lost in the mists of time, and Commenters yet unborn will wonder where the name came from.
Look, we got a panda stand-in.
I was hoping someone would say something about that damned panda… cute as it may be, it cannot clutter my pictures. If YOU can’t find “fuck” or “cum” or anything like that, than your inteligence is not high enough for the site of Engrish!!
*unexpected rant is over*
My bad :p
Okay, I am now sitting with my legs securely crossed and my hands over my lower belly.
Happy now?
True story (one to make the boys cross and cover): A few years ago I’m in the butcher shop (a real one, not a grocery store dept.) and see these smooth, grayish, baseball-sized-except-oval things. Ask butcher what they are. Butcher: fries. Ask butcher what fries are. Butcher: testicles. Thank butcher, then buy something else. Later, tell my elderly mother this story. She turns pale. Mother: oh my god (this was in the days before OMG). My mum (it’s an English story) used to make us those. Sliced up, and fried. They were good.
I hate Arsenal – and I hate gooner wankers who walk around wearing Arsenal shirts.
I laugh at gooner wankers who use phrases such as “gooner wankers”.
Violent sports morons exit here )o(
Sorry, Psych, meant the exit comment to go in immediately after RHill.
not an Arse shirt, but the US Men’s NAtional team from 2002…probably a US fan over for the World Cup.
It actually did, kinda sorta in a way…
OUCHOUCHOUCHOUCH….
Eggs are ovaries.
No, eggs come from ovaries.
No, ovaries come from eggs.
I don’t really think the “ovary” part is really Engrish, but I think “[something] pink and small basket from southing” is better
Maybe the translator confused ova (eggs) and ovary (egg producer). Not the hen-type egg producer (duh). But then hens must have ovaries too, or else… Sorry. I be quiet now. Not as much with the hilarity as I’d hoped. Still, better a poor joke than no joke at all.
I laugh harder at “Designated Tourist” cause it feels like the building is labeling him.
I think I’ve seen this sign – it’s in Shanghai’s Yuyuan Garden area.
The full second line is “Dumpling stuffed with the ovary and digestive glands of a crad”. Apparently crab uterus and gastrointestinal tract is a delicacy, because I saw similar signs all over Shanghai.
he’s massive!
Yummmm Ovaries.
On the right we have dumpling stuffed with the ovary. On the left we have shirt worn by dildo.
mmm…sounds tasty