Engrish Tea
Tea has beensed more than3,000 years of the credible noted as yet.To the 3,000years, everyonewas happy to say and intrested in it, from the monarch,the yeerad to the comon vpeople.And then,there were Lots of different eponch bonzos,moradliuts whomos the tea as their life, or used it religion,made friends for ondited the poesys scraps,the books and the pictures The tea was achievement the great chinese tea culture ,and came through hundred years more and more blossom,and made the posterity surprise.
Engrish photo by Peter Wood
Can i have some poesy scraps?
I’ll take the posterity surprise.
I don’t like poesy scraps, I’m a whomo.
I don’t know about that, but I’ll make your posterity suprise.
Which of you vpeople told them I we liked tea so much?
This place is full of bonzos and whomos.
Oh Harvey, your such a yenerad.
Moradliuts whomos?
What the hell is that supposed to mean?
I don’t know, but they’re not as bad as those inmoradliuts whomos.
Where is Sarah Palin??
I love it when they “translate” stuff and it makes absolutely no sense. xD
Isn’t that the definition of “Engrish”?
Is the point of the website.
Captain Obvious strikes again
FALCON FAIL PUNCH
I think I just surprised my posterity.
It’s beensed more than3,000 years of the credible, so you know that it’s got to be good. I’d say that it’s also pretty expensive, considering the monarch,the yenerad were involved with it.
Who thinks “the great Chinese culture” could possibly have been literally translated, “People’s Republic of Poor Translators?”
Palin’s busy working for cafes now, I see…
OH, DERM, DEB, YOU BEATS ME!!
Sarah called you a moradliuts whomos!
Yeah, but that was three months ago; you’d think she’d move on to butcher more of the language by now.
I’ve never tried beensed tea.
vPeople
I kind of pity the person who went through the trouble of retyping all of this.
This is indeed a rare piece of poesy in its own right. Wonder if it was written by a bonzo or moradliut?
I love how the punctuation, spacing, and capitalization is completely random.
In that sense, they perfectly match the language!
Love the ‘eponch bonzos’ who made tea their life!
*wipes tear from eye* This… is art.
you yenerads and common vpeople just wouldn’t understand.
I want to live like common vpeople
I don’t know if this is credible noted.
SPELL CHECK FAIL!