The liquor queen does not drive car
The liquor queen does not drive car
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The liquor queen is concerned about global warming
…for this she has her butler!
‘Liquor Queen’, huh? Nice work if you can get it.
I know many, many heirs to the throne.
They often summon the Earl.
She parties with Jim, Jack, and Johnny, but goes home with Earl in his Buick.
Funny, I thought they tended to get a little Captain in them, so to speak.
I can has Liquor queen?
I can licker the Liquor queen?
I wonder if she is propert of the Ho King mentioned in another Engrish picture a few pages down.
In Soviet China, Liquor Queens you!
“To queen” used to be a slang verb for a certain act. Not sure if Soviet Chinia could perform said kinky act or not…
Good thing. It’s bad to be a Drink and Drive.
drink and diva!
Ohh, yes I do! hic
No, she sleeps it off in the back; the Booze King drives, most of the time.
One of my friends is a Liquor Queen. Best Liquor Queen ever. And most of the time the rescue Sobriety Sister comes to her rescue. The Booze King just walks home.
*dances around, singing* look at me~…im the liquor queen~!!!
I AM THE LIQUOR QUEEN!
I CAN DO ANY… TEEN!(?)
That doesn’t sound right… and yet it does…
Liquor Queen, young and sweet, only 17/Liquor Queen, feel the beat from the tambourine!/You can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life/See that girl, watch that scene, diggin’ the Liquor Queen… (only a *very* slight paraphrasing of ABBA…)
All Hail the Liquor Queen!
Liquor Queen,
Young and sweet, only 21…
Liquor Queen,
Feel the beer, from the bartender…
Maybe this is why Betty Windsor(http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2967334) is packin’ heat
Can anyone read Chinese well enough to tell us what the sign really says?
Yes, it should say ‘after drinking no drive’ like usual, but the word for ‘after’ is sometimes used to mean ‘queen’, hence Liquor Queen.
‘after’='queen’? Because the queen comes immediately ‘after’ the king?
Pretty much.
Thank you. Then a different symbol would be used for a queen regnant than a queen consort?
The King always comes first. And too soon. :/
It’s only thanks to the bastardization of the Chinese language by the CCP that we have this situation. “After” merged with the character for “Queen” because they sound alike… and we have this result.
You are right.
The use of translation softwares makes a lot of engrish, just because some translation engines only know the “traditional Chinese(TC)” characters used in Taiwan, but not the “simplified Chinese(SC)” characters.
So how did they “simplify” the Chinese?
First, they used less parts in one character but retaining the same meaning.
The second, they use only one character to represent other characters with the same pronunciation.
So, the SC seems to be easier, but actually confusing.
Yknow, a Liquor Queen would totally put Dairy Queen out of business…
Liquer queen single?
Why not, did she have too many penacoradas?
Bu I hardly knew her.
It’s true, I do NOT drive car
The Police should know
The liquor queen does not drive car
Her drunk subjects do
And Shirley Q. Liquor hasn’t picked up on this yet? She should have shows in Asia, where she’s revered.
I’m pretty sure I went to college with the Liquor Queen. She really didn’t drive much, thank god.
thats a lie she totally does
If she spill drink while drive, Liquor Queen.
If drive and get drunk, don’t park; accident cause people.
She ride in back of taxi… puke on floor.
Does too!
Gas prices hit San Francisco nightlife hard.
You win fifty internets.
Bitch please, the liquor queen does drive a car!
IS THIS ABOUT AMY WINEHOUSE?
The liquor queen doesn’t drive because she is a woman.
In Soviet China car does not drive the liquor queen!
Indeed, the liquor queen does not drive car. Indeed.
I mosh sertenly do hav a car!