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Brain Location Service


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  1. griffinlady says:

    I could use that….

  2. Munior says:

    Sorry…. but I would definitely need a bigger car ;-)

  3. Zedo Mann says:

    I have 2 brains:

    One is lost, the other is out looking for it.

  4. Alex says:

    We should hire them on behalf of whoever thought that the non-PunditKitchen sites on the ICHC network would be improved by shoehorning politics into the posts. Seriously, I expect to see a mistranslated Obama poster or something on Engrish Funny any day now. >_<

  5. ydobon says:

    Useful after a shotgun shootout!

  6. Duffy says:

    Quick! What’s their phone number?

  7. wizard says:

    Dr. Frankenstein : Igor, would you mind telling me whose brain I did put in?
    Igor : And you won’t be angry?
    Dr. Frankenstein : I will NOT be angry.
    Igor : Abby someone.
    Dr. Frankenstein : Abby someone. Abby who?
    Igor : Abby Normal.
    Dr. Frankenstein : Abby Normal?
    Igor : I’m almost sure that was the name.
    Dr. Frankenstein : Are you saying that I put an abnormal brain into a seven and a half foot long, fifty-four inch wide GORILLA? *shakes and grabs him* IS THAT WHAT YOU’RE TELLING ME?

  8. DuReve says:

    Grrshhmnnglub graaaaarrrr!!*

    *I will be needing their phone number, quick! (translated from Zombie language).

  9. amoK says:

    they might be useful after a long weekend…
    …I wonder if they think about expanding to europe someday.

  10. srsly... says:

    TO THE WHITE HOUSE ASAP!

  11. Wyde says:

    “To the Brainmobile!”
    *Batman swirl sound-thing*
    *rinrinrinrinrinrooo…*
    “Holy nerve cells, Brainman! The Brainmobile won’t start!”
    “Then… to the Auto Club!”
    *swirl*

  12. Achi says:

    You think they offer a weekly service? That’d be awesome. Wait……what was I saying?

  13. Mikey D says:

    I let my mind wander. . . . .and it didn’t come back.
    *dials Brain Location Service*

  14. eman (detagilbo) says:

    Is anyone thinking this might be drain location service? sorry to play the fool’s act, but i just have to ask because of the font.

  15. jordanwb says:

    Could you send a couple of vans over to Ottawa, Canada? I need some service to find the brains of the guys in charge of the bus strike.

    • Dean says:

      Then they can go to Parliament Hill, see why we seem to have a COMPLETE idiot in charge now. Then to the White House… then to Madoff’s house….

  16. Haruka says:

    (Anime/Deathnote fans) L needs a secret car for his brain! :D

    (Everyone else) Please, ignore the odd post!

  17. badcat says:

    That must be the CCC van, tending to a nearby victim of teh cute.

  18. crazykitteh says:

    Send them over to graphjam. There’s a consipracy.

  19. lsloan0000 says:

    Found one! Oh, wait… That’s just some chewed gum.

  20. Dean says:

    If they did find a brain, in a drain, in the rain, what did they gain?

  21. Leanan says:

    I think it says Grain…

  22. nightlyeclipse says:

    Boy, do I need that service daily.

  23. She says:

    Maybe they meant “Brian.”

  24. Litewinger says:

    Hey! Its catering for zombies! Maybe this’ll keep them away from the mall.

  25. dogstarrb says:

    Train, guys. Train Location Service. As in a shuttle to the train, I’m sure.

  26. Petey Wheatsraw says:

    No, no…it’s because they can’t pronounce “L”’s. It’s supposed to be Blaine location service…….for anyone named David Blaine who has witnessed a murder and needs to be relocated by the FBI :|

  27. VegetarianViking says:

    The Igors have founded a company, it seems – are they only specializing in brains or do they find other body parts, as well?

  28. Skybluepink says:

    We could use one of these at work!

  29. Garanik says:

    AH! AH! WHERE IS IT!? I can’t find it! Mom is so going to kill me!!!

  30. giovas says:

    hahahahaha i’ll send this people pay a visit to a couple friends i’ve got.

  31. Liz says:

    Where was this when George W. Bush was in office???


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