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Blanketcut? As we didn’t have enough trouble with papercuts
No, this is meant for suicide, to prevent the floor from getting all wet and bloody when you cut your wrist.
but you only got 2 hands!
Cut a hand with a blanket?
Acrylic is very dangerous!
Caution, dangerous…!
The Emo Kids’ security blanket?
can be used as sanding paper?
It is even in a glorious bloody and fleshy color.
If your flesh is that color, I’d suggest you be checked for jaundice soon…
But how could something written in the fluffy Comic Sans font be so dangerous?!
They really should have used a Serif font to get the pointy part across.
the blanket 4 the EMOS!!!!
Yup, it definitely has some issues there… poor blanket
It needs some bandages and prozac…
you couldn’t read through 7 comments to see that someone had already mentioned that?
Finally, the first blanket that can be use to murder someone… and not by asphixiating them.
That’s go great with my decapitating pillow!
Perfect for all you emo kids.
Does it come in wrist-slitting form? I could get it for a classmate next Christmas. =0
lulz thanks but no thanks. I have tons already
You, too? There are not so many comments that you should have missed that joke being made TWICE already.
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Emo’s best choice
I have been racking my brains and I cannot figure out what they meant. The word in the glare look like “acrylic,” which isn’t much help. It doesn’t look particularly hand-tailored or hand-woven, although I suppose it might be.
I’ve got it. The hand part is correc, but it’s not a blanket, it’s a mattress. And you’re not supposed to cut it, you inflate it with a pump, by HAND.
So it’s an “acrylic hand-pump inflatable mattress”
(makes sense as it weights 3.2kgs)
“The blanket for emos”
Of course there will be five people posting it! They don’t read other’s posts! That’d be silly!
Lovely. Great site.
Insert Snuggie joke here.
I have a blanket like that one!
They smell horrible and weigh so much you may suffocate beneath them. But they leave my hands alone.