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Hand Cutting Blanket? I’ll take three!


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Engrish photo by Sarah C

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  1. BloodyBlahBlah says:

    Blanketcut? As we didn’t have enough trouble with papercuts

    • The man behind you (yes, THAT man) says:

      No, this is meant for suicide, to prevent the floor from getting all wet and bloody when you cut your wrist.

  2. Obigated says:

    but you only got 2 hands!

  3. Munior says:

    Cut a hand with a blanket?
    Acrylic is very dangerous!
    Caution, dangerous…!
    ;-)

  4. Pretentious White Girl says:

    The Emo Kids’ security blanket?

  5. vonder says:

    can be used as sanding paper?

  6. Pejter says:

    It is even in a glorious bloody and fleshy color.

  7. Sam says:

    But how could something written in the fluffy Comic Sans font be so dangerous?!
    They really should have used a Serif font to get the pointy part across.

  8. :D says:

    the blanket 4 the EMOS!!!!

  9. Zamzara says:

    Finally, the first blanket that can be use to murder someone… and not by asphixiating them.

  10. Petey Wheatsraw says:

    That’s go great with my decapitating pillow!

  11. Darth-Tobi says:

    Perfect for all you emo kids.

  12. Barthvader says:

    Emo’s best choice

  13. Mark. says:

    I have been racking my brains and I cannot figure out what they meant. The word in the glare look like “acrylic,” which isn’t much help. It doesn’t look particularly hand-tailored or hand-woven, although I suppose it might be.

  14. Ninja303 says:

    I’ve got it. The hand part is correc, but it’s not a blanket, it’s a mattress. And you’re not supposed to cut it, you inflate it with a pump, by HAND.

    So it’s an “acrylic hand-pump inflatable mattress”

    (makes sense as it weights 3.2kgs)

  15. adorableheiron says:

    “The blanket for emos”
    Of course there will be five people posting it! They don’t read other’s posts! That’d be silly!

  16. home loan says:

    Lovely. Great site.

  17. queenofcheese says:

    Insert Snuggie joke here.

  18. memememe says:

    I have a blanket like that one!

    They smell horrible and weigh so much you may suffocate beneath them. But they leave my hands alone.



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