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Green releases eyes from exhaustion


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Green releases eyes from exhaustion – because i want to see your face with smile

Engrish photo by Morgan M

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  1. Captain Weiner says:

    releaes ?

  2. Stephen says:

    So what does Beige and Orange do?

  3. Munior says:

    GRIN releases eyes….
    *what an Engrish*

  4. FellerBuncher says:

    Felling is a term used in logging. “Green releases eyes …” is obviously related to tired eyes from being out in the woods all day. Obviously this is for sunglasses.

    • Pejter says:

      No, no – green frees your eyes from exhaustion (at least according to that sign), so it’s probably connected with people needing to be out in the woods a bit more to regain their strength and health after all the pollution in the cities.

      Or something like that….

      • Audball says:

        I was thinking along the lines of green tea…

        …and that “felling” was supposed to be “feeling”.

        • Raisin says:

          i was thinking it was one of those spiritual things where like being in a red room will make you angry, ect.

          but then it’d make no sense that the sign wasn’t green itself.. hmm.

  5. Gone_With_The_Wendell says:

    STOP LOOKING AT MY FELLING.

  6. Aoife says:

    Subtitle typing fail (photo says “releaes”, subtitle says “releases”). Yes, I know I need to get a life.

  7. cunning linguist says:

    fellatio fells nice too.

  8. xXxbeinaxXx says:

    well, i not want see your face smile.

  9. fat pigeon says:

    I haven’t seen felling like this since the 1986 lumberjack games!

  10. Potato Muffin Pancake Man says:

    I’m felling pretty good today, green really helps my eyes relax.

  11. All Knowing Jon says:

    The Green part is saying that green is a soothing color to the eyes. Why this is on an orange card, I’m not sure.

    The rest is all fail. Maybe the left side of their keyboard failed?

  12. Garanik says:

    I just fell so good today!

  13. gusieo says:

    aha, those asian notebooks

    i like this nice felling orange gives me :)

  14. Psychedelic says:

    And here I was always told that it ain’t easy being green…

  15. emi says:

    I looooooooooove Morning Glory.
    But why isn’t that cover green?

  16. Then why is it orange…?



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