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Please don’t touch this!

Please don’t touch this! – there is a threat that it is broken

Engrish photo by Keleih K

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Presently, Engrish pictures posted on Friday, January 9th, 2009 at 8:00 am.

» Glory! 24 Comment

1. firefox737 says:

   January 9, 2009 at 8:09 am

   well it COULD be broken though…

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2. Fox says:

   January 9, 2009 at 8:18 am

   I can see the threat coming O.o

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3. Belllie says:

   January 9, 2009 at 8:30 am

   Is that a dead body to te left?
   Did it………………. touch??

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   • The man behind you (yes, THAT man) says:

     January 11, 2009 at 3:36 am

     Yes it is. And yes it touched. See why there is a threat?

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4. smacky says:

   January 9, 2009 at 8:32 am

   Was this written by the Japanese MC Hammer?

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5. ydobon says:

   January 9, 2009 at 8:39 am

   dum dum dum dum …
   Don’t tuch this!
   dum dum dum dum….

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6. Ana says:

   January 9, 2009 at 9:40 am

   It’s “Can’t touch this”

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   • xXxbeinaxXx says:

     January 10, 2009 at 10:12 am

     M C HAMMER! C(-*

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7. G-Rex says:

   January 9, 2009 at 10:08 am

   IMO “Harajuku *Take Sh#t*a is an added bonus

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   • KaBooM says:

     January 10, 2009 at 6:03 am

     I was just going to mention that! Ha!

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8. Cornholio says:

   January 9, 2009 at 1:11 pm

   Are you threatening me? I need TP for my bunghole.

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   • mamarosa says:

     January 9, 2009 at 2:30 pm

     Cornholio!

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9. Harry says:

   January 9, 2009 at 7:25 pm

   isn’t that perfect english, just slightly strange wording?

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   • Raisin says:

     January 9, 2009 at 11:47 pm

     i was thinking that too.

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     • Jomann says:

       January 16, 2009 at 4:23 am

       its a perfect translation too. (Japanese student here)

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10. IzMico says:

    January 10, 2009 at 9:29 am

    And if we were to touch that?

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11. xXxbeinaxXx says:

    January 10, 2009 at 10:13 am

    nd wat if i decide 2 touch it?!?! wat u gonna do bout it!?!?

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12. bbob says:

    January 10, 2009 at 8:21 pm

    TAKE SHITA??

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13. Shateon says:

    January 10, 2009 at 9:31 pm

    Let me get this straight: Someone’s threatening to break it and to prevent it, they are preventing all visitors from touching it? =S

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14. ad hoc says:

    January 13, 2009 at 3:03 am

    god i want to touch

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    • Psychedelic says:

      January 20, 2009 at 1:59 am

      Which god was you wantin’ to touch, honey?

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15. ad hoc says:

    January 13, 2009 at 3:21 am

    do not touch or endure bolts of electric wrapping paper.

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16. Riley says:

    January 13, 2009 at 11:47 am

    Look. At. The. Last. Name.

    Takashita = Take a shitta. XD

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    • resurii says:

      February 6, 2009 at 5:25 am

      Takeshita Dori (Avenue) is a street in Harajuku with lots of teen and youth fashion… like WEGO, which is a used clothing shop. Pronounced tah-kay-shee-tah. (I know, it’s not nearly as funny that way!)

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