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Please don’t touch this!


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Please don’t touch this! – there is a threat that it is broken

Engrish photo by Keleih K

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  1. firefox737 says:

    well it COULD be broken though…

  2. Fox says:

    I can see the threat coming O.o

  3. Belllie says:

    Is that a dead body to te left?
    Did it………………. touch??

  4. smacky says:

    Was this written by the Japanese MC Hammer?

  5. ydobon says:

    dum dum dum dum …
    Don’t tuch this!
    dum dum dum dum….

  6. Ana says:

    It’s “Can’t touch this”

  7. G-Rex says:

    IMO “Harajuku *Take Sh#t*a is an added bonus

  8. Cornholio says:

    Are you threatening me? I need TP for my bunghole.

  9. Harry says:

    isn’t that perfect english, just slightly strange wording?

  10. IzMico says:

    And if we were to touch that?

  11. xXxbeinaxXx says:

    nd wat if i decide 2 touch it?!?! wat u gonna do bout it!?!?

  12. bbob says:

    TAKE SHITA??

  13. Shateon says:

    Let me get this straight: Someone’s threatening to break it and to prevent it, they are preventing all visitors from touching it? =S

  14. ad hoc says:

    god i want to touch

  15. ad hoc says:

    do not touch or endure bolts of electric wrapping paper.

  16. Riley says:

    Look. At. The. Last. Name.

    Takashita = Take a shitta. XD

    • resurii says:

      Takeshita Dori (Avenue) is a street in Harajuku with lots of teen and youth fashion… like WEGO, which is a used clothing shop. Pronounced tah-kay-shee-tah. (I know, it’s not nearly as funny that way!)



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