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So, each time an adult plays with the HaHa, they remove the sign?
Oh, and:
LAST!
DAMMIT, I meant:
FRIST!
Meh, I give up. I flail. FAIL. Fail. I Fail.
What had been in… the cake? I hope it wasn’t illegal…
20mg of pure boredom.
The cake is a lie!
ha, win.
Oh, darn, they are on to me. Yes. I’m a big conspiracy. How did you know?
GLaDOS, dammit, leave well enough alone!
Anyways the cake is great.
…it’s so delicious and moist.
This is a triumph.
I’m making a note here… HUGE SUCCESS!!!
it’s hard to overstate my satisfaction….
…But there’s no sense crying over every mistake,
We just keep on trying ’till we run out of CAKE!
No adult at play with the HA HA GROIN-HAMMER?!
I honestly thought it said that the first time I read it.
Stop! Hammertime!
Win.
epic win
If I had a Hammer….. *sing*
This isnt really a fail because it says W/ the HaHa, wich is an abreviation of the name. but still funny they dont trust adults, but, HEY! kids bash away as much as you like!
Nope, aint Fail, is Engrish
‘No adult at play…’ ?
What the hell is a groan hammer?
When you shake it back and forth, it makes a “groan” noise.
YOU STOLE MY MAGIC DAVE!
In Soviet Russia groan hammers play with adults! Ha-Ha!!
it simulates the groaning noise of sex.
sounds like your wife
Sounds like YOUR wife!
(okay, I know it’s childish but I couldn’t resist)
I think a Your mom joke would have been more appropriate.
Your mom would have been more appropriate…erm…in Soviet Russia of course
No adult at play with the HA-HA Groan hammer…
Why would they play with it in the first place, I wonder… o.0
but it only happened once…
and they took down the sign…
Once an adult played with my Ha-ha, is that a good or bad thing?
That depends, did you groan?
I’m grown!
GROAN HAMMER!
When MOAN HAMMERS just won’t do.
WIN!
Surprised no one has commented on the “Thanks, Rita” part. That made me laugh as much as anything.
I know. Rita obviously does not like adults playing with her Ha Has. One wonders if children are allowed to, as they are not specified on her polite little note. Perhaps the Ha Has are not be played with AT ALL…
That’s what I thought. Rita is a real selfish shrew, eh?
Damn you, rita! damn you to hell!
Please tell me your secret. How in the world did you make on the Top Blogs of the Day by posting a picture? At least it wasn’t the pumpkin patch I saw earlier.
haha. I found this in Tarpon Springs, FL and met the woman that wrote it. She spoke fine English, so now I’m just confused.
“It groans when you bang it.”
“That’s what she said!”
funny thing is, this is in england =/
I dunno what Rita’s problem is, but I let adults play with my HaHa all the time. *shrug*
hey, how’s it goin
Lmao! I own one of these things. They make the weirdest fucking sound ever.