Hey, nobody cooks like a pothead. Need to make a tasty meal out of a pantry that contains nothing but some grape jelly and half a jar of kalamata olives? A pothead will make it work.
The Mcguyver of cooking, eh? No no, not quite THAT good. But I have seen someone make gingersnap cookies… with CURRY powder and they still tasted the same. THAT was an amazing pothead.
One of my old co-workers ruined pickled ginger for me by comparing them to Wet-Naps. Now I can’t eat it without imagining damp, soapy, individually-packaged hygiene products.
You should see the amazed faces of the people asking: “What kind of a retarded pothead cooked this?” and they hear a voice coming from the kitchen “I did. What’s wrong?”
Perhaps it’s a pothead not yet equipped with a wireless network receiver? Then cabld would mean something along the lines of “cable-equipped”. In that way it makes sense…..well, sorta.
FIRST!!!!
Who cares?
me!
SECOND!!!
Did you know that eating iceberg lettuce reduces your risk of elephantitis?
no.
Well, now you do.
well i still don’t, cause I can’t read
Elephantiasis?
Cabld there’s one in the bathroom as well!
Ooh, on what channel can I see that?
So that’s why the food tastes funny…
Hey, nobody cooks like a pothead. Need to make a tasty meal out of a pantry that contains nothing but some grape jelly and half a jar of kalamata olives? A pothead will make it work.
The Mcguyver of cooking, eh? No no, not quite THAT good. But I have seen someone make gingersnap cookies… with CURRY powder and they still tasted the same. THAT was an amazing pothead.
If you tried to chew fresh ginger you would understand why.
One of my old co-workers ruined pickled ginger for me by comparing them to Wet-Naps. Now I can’t eat it without imagining damp, soapy, individually-packaged hygiene products.
This must be from the resturant my sister works at.
How could you know? Is SHE the pothead?
It’s more like every employee is a pot head. The food is awesoe though.
awesome*
Thats why the food is always gone…
and wait, since when does cabld translate to caution?
Was wondering why the only dishes coming out of the kitchen were pizzas
You should see the amazed faces of the people asking: “What kind of a retarded pothead cooked this?” and they hear a voice coming from the kitchen “I did. What’s wrong?”
XD
Can anyone translate this properly??? :0
wher kitchen is there? need i the stuf they macke at kitchen of there
SO!!! Thats where all the Robster cakes went!
You may be surprised how many pot heads there are in kitchens. I know whereof I speak. But what is a “cabld” pot head?
Perhaps it’s a pothead not yet equipped with a wireless network receiver? Then cabld would mean something along the lines of “cable-equipped”. In that way it makes sense…..well, sorta.
Yeah, that sorta makes sense…I think.
Potentially, it makes more sense if you’re a pothead…
Proper translation:
“kitchen power distribution box”
Thank you!
Well, at least you got warned.