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Anti Lady Killer


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anti lady killer – hand pull style alarm – losing avoid

Engrish photo by Caitlyn P

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  1. rosalind says:

    0.0

  2. fat pigeon says:

    OMG!!!!1100100101

  3. The Neils says:

    this thing saved my life!!!

  4. Yosamu says:

    …is it spitting out binary o_o?

    • Technex says:

      01100001 01101110 01110100 01101001 00100000 01101100 01100001 01100100 01111001 00100000 01101011 01101001 01101100 01101100 01100101 01110010 00100000 01110011 01100001 01111001 01110011 00100000 01111001 01100101 01110011

      • Joe says:

        61 6e 74 69 20 6c 61 64 79 20 6b 69 6c 6c 65 72 20 73 61 79 73 20 6e 6f

        • Thomas says:

          01100001 01101110 01110100 01101001 00100000 01101100 01100001 01100100 01111001 00100000 01101011 01101001 01101100 01101100 01100101 01110010 00100000 01110011 01100001 01111001 01110011 00100000 01110011 01101000 01101000 01101000 01101000 01101000

      • Zamzara says:

        This can work if you are attacked by an evil programmer! Maybe the code will damage his head and you will be able to run!

    • KC says:

      I was wondering the same thing, o_O I guess it is like some Matrix lady killer or something. It can make spoons disappear.

  5. 34tm3 says:

    It’s Bugged!!!!111010101111 * beep beep, beepbeep beeeeep*

  6. Joe says:

    what the hell IS it?

  7. The Poster says:

    Taken from a forum ( http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/778933 )

    funtion:
    -avoid mobile telephone loss
    -avoid notecase loss
    -emergency alarm
    -keep the lady killer away and alarm
    -avoid luggage loss

    how to use:
    avoid losing-please hitch thing with accessary rope,and hitch the insert piece rope over fixed place of your bady.when the inster piece is divorced from annuciator,the annuciator will give an alarm signal.

    avoid lady killer-be applied to the public(as on the bus,subway,and other place)when you grt into a danger,please pull the insert piece out,the annuciator will give an alarm aignal,which cab scare lady killer and baddie away.

    • boom says:

      baddie.

    • shalindria says:

      Ohhhhhhhh……..So it’s an alarm attached to a keychain, and when you pull the insert piece it sets off the alarm.

      Well why didn’t you just say so! :P

      • SmileyBat says:

        I still prefer the hand grenade. Anti-everything.

        • Beki says:

          Anti yourself, too, unless you can throw it far enough. But wait- what if they got close to you before you could throw it? Now they are a foot away, and your grenade will take both of you out. Never fear! The Anti Lady-Killer Losing Avoid alarm is your back having!

  8. shalindria says:

    At first I thought it was like a hand-crank alarm!

  9. StreetPreacher says:

    TEH CUTEST RAPE ALARM EVAR!

    - Mu

  10. chimmeychango says:

    point of interest… some of these sound alarms are loud enough to damage hearing, and i was wondering if you were supposed to wear earplugs when you planned on getting bothered by baddies.

  11. Caitlyn says:

    Hello! This was my pic! We found this in a discount store in Brisbane, Australia of all places. Yeah… it’s one of those panic alarms where you pull the pin out and it makes an ear-splitting noise to “scare the baddie away”.
    I love the picture of the baddie with a red cross through!
    I did send a pic of the back of the package with this one, but it didnt get used…so I’m glad The Poster pasted the text that was on the back LOL!@

  12. Zjana^__^ says:

    lawl
    oh goodie and its the hand pull style.. jst the kind i was hoping for x] (Y) lolz at the barred thing like those no smoking signs…except its like a no lady killers signs
    haha
    good work caitlyn :D
    thats gold (Y)
    ^___^

  13. Qthedude says:

    I am a geek the binary is split into 8 digits asci codes reading from right to left the first digit is 1 the next is 2 the next is 4 and the next is 8. If a said digit is a 1 then that digit is counted if it is a zero then it is not counted, the values of the ones are added up to a numeric value witch is equivalant to a character in the computers memory.

    in short it says
    “anti lady killer says yes”


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