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Remain clam. I am a licensed Asian-American who has spend 14-years lived all over Asia. Please. Just enjoy.

Cool beans.
toast foods?
teased foods?
I had to sit through a three hour mini-university of “we value our employees, we value our customers, we value each other” and d*mn, I swear this makes more sense and is more truthful. Please, where to sign up to regain my glass. Not only is the glass not half-empty/half-full, the friggin thing was taken by my employer…
You nice teast foods, you
I have of late – but wherefore I know not – lost all my mirth; and indeed it goes so heavily with my disposition that this goodly frame, the earth, seems to me a sterile promontory, this most excellent canopy, the air, look you, this brave o’erhanging firmament, this majestical roof fretted with golden fire, why, it appeareth nothing to me but a foul and pestilent congregation of vapours. What a piece of work is a man! How noble in reason! How infinite in faculties! How like an angel in apprehension. How like a god! The beauty of the world! The paragon of animals! And yet, to me, what is this quintessence of dust? Man delights not me: no, nor women neither. Nor women neither.
Come give us a teast of your quality, come, a passionate
speech.
and in his brain,
Which is as dry as the remainder biscuit
After a voyage, he hath strange places cramm’d
With observation, the which he vents
In mangled forms.
“We need he quality”…sexist! What about she-quality?
lmmfao! it sounds like “nice teets foo” hmm… thats sexist too!!!