Comments on: Fragrant onion the hand rips the chicken http://engrishfunny.com/2009/01/13/engrish-fragrant-onion-the-hand-rips-the-chicken/ Engrish is NOW! :) Sat, 21 Nov 2009 06:25:15 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ hourly 1 By: Joey http://engrishfunny.com/2009/01/13/engrish-fragrant-onion-the-hand-rips-the-chicken/comment-page-1/#comment-24117 Joey Tue, 17 Mar 2009 11:18:58 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=5221#comment-24117 I think the "The hand rips the chicken" is a remake of "The hand that rocks the cradle" I think the “The hand rips the chicken” is a remake of “The hand that rocks the cradle”

]]> By: Shaina-Clara http://engrishfunny.com/2009/01/13/engrish-fragrant-onion-the-hand-rips-the-chicken/comment-page-1/#comment-21322 Shaina-Clara Sun, 22 Feb 2009 03:32:12 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=5221#comment-21322 I think I saw this when I was in China! I miss the cheap prices.....my god, it's like 30-40 dollars for a CHEAP steak here in America....and in China it's more like 30-40 cents for a NICE steak..... I think I saw this when I was in China! I miss the cheap prices…..my god, it’s like 30-40 dollars for a CHEAP steak here in America….and in China it’s more like 30-40 cents for a NICE steak…..

]]> By: Amy http://engrishfunny.com/2009/01/13/engrish-fragrant-onion-the-hand-rips-the-chicken/comment-page-1/#comment-17557 Amy Tue, 20 Jan 2009 04:28:25 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=5221#comment-17557 Wow, it is startling that your scathing comment sucessfully stopped the other comments. Good job ASS! Wow, it is startling that your scathing comment sucessfully stopped the other comments. Good job ASS!

]]> By: Zom B http://engrishfunny.com/2009/01/13/engrish-fragrant-onion-the-hand-rips-the-chicken/comment-page-1/#comment-17029 Zom B Wed, 14 Jan 2009 20:03:49 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=5221#comment-17029 I think I heard that same joke somewhere else before. But where...? I think I heard that same joke somewhere else before. But where…?

]]> By: Amy http://engrishfunny.com/2009/01/13/engrish-fragrant-onion-the-hand-rips-the-chicken/comment-page-1/#comment-17026 Amy Wed, 14 Jan 2009 18:38:32 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=5221#comment-17026 I saw this in a movie once, right? "The hand rips the chicken. It puts the lotion on it's skin." Waaaa hahaha! I saw this in a movie once, right? “The hand rips the chicken. It puts the lotion on it’s skin.” Waaaa hahaha!

]]> By: Zom B http://engrishfunny.com/2009/01/13/engrish-fragrant-onion-the-hand-rips-the-chicken/comment-page-1/#comment-17012 Zom B Wed, 14 Jan 2009 16:11:40 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=5221#comment-17012 The hand rips the chicken or else it gets the fragrant onion again. The hand rips the chicken or else it gets the fragrant onion again.

]]> By: Jebus http://engrishfunny.com/2009/01/13/engrish-fragrant-onion-the-hand-rips-the-chicken/comment-page-1/#comment-16974 Jebus Tue, 13 Jan 2009 23:17:57 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=5221#comment-16974 Not true, in DC, you have a 2-3 chance of having your soul taken. It would be 100, but they have to vote for it first. Not true, in DC, you have a 2-3 chance of having your soul taken. It would be 100, but they have to vote for it first.

]]> By: DuReve http://engrishfunny.com/2009/01/13/engrish-fragrant-onion-the-hand-rips-the-chicken/comment-page-1/#comment-16973 DuReve Tue, 13 Jan 2009 23:07:52 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=5221#comment-16973 Sniff... It's so moving! You mind if I play the shamisen with a chicken leg while you recite it? Sniff… It’s so moving! You mind if I play the shamisen with a chicken leg while you recite it?

]]> By: Xaero http://engrishfunny.com/2009/01/13/engrish-fragrant-onion-the-hand-rips-the-chicken/comment-page-1/#comment-16970 Xaero Tue, 13 Jan 2009 23:01:39 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=5221#comment-16970 Your comments are disturbing of my well-being of the spirit. I think I must to lay down and commence vomit now. Your comments are disturbing of my well-being of the spirit.

I think I must to lay down and commence vomit now.

]]> By: The man behind you (yes, THAT man) http://engrishfunny.com/2009/01/13/engrish-fragrant-onion-the-hand-rips-the-chicken/comment-page-1/#comment-16966 The man behind you (yes, THAT man) Tue, 13 Jan 2009 21:48:54 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=5221#comment-16966 No, I've been to the Information Hall of Meat, but they couldn't help me there. Something about the service desks running around the building or something like that... No, I’ve been to the Information Hall of Meat, but they couldn’t help me there. Something about the service desks running around the building or something like that…

]]> By: Mario. http://engrishfunny.com/2009/01/13/engrish-fragrant-onion-the-hand-rips-the-chicken/comment-page-1/#comment-16959 Mario. Tue, 13 Jan 2009 20:46:42 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=5221#comment-16959 Depends, westernised Beijing is rather okay, but as for the small towns... e w w BTW, have you been to meat market where they stand in few inches of gore? Depends, westernised Beijing is rather okay, but as for the small towns… e w w
BTW, have you been to meat market where they stand in few inches of gore?

]]> By: фдуч_шяь http://engrishfunny.com/2009/01/13/engrish-fragrant-onion-the-hand-rips-the-chicken/comment-page-1/#comment-16952 фдуч_шяь Tue, 13 Jan 2009 20:01:28 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=5221#comment-16952 You've never been to China, have you? These odds of yours are more applicable to McDonald's in the District of Columbia than to a restaurant in Beijing. You’ve never been to China, have you? These odds of yours are more applicable to McDonald’s in the District of Columbia than to a restaurant in Beijing.

]]> By: Jebus http://engrishfunny.com/2009/01/13/engrish-fragrant-onion-the-hand-rips-the-chicken/comment-page-1/#comment-16950 Jebus Tue, 13 Jan 2009 19:05:55 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=5221#comment-16950 Oddly enough, the odds of getting a disease from that plate is 2-3. Oddly enough, the odds of getting a disease from that plate is 2-3.

]]> By: pegataur http://engrishfunny.com/2009/01/13/engrish-fragrant-onion-the-hand-rips-the-chicken/comment-page-1/#comment-16949 pegataur Tue, 13 Jan 2009 18:59:11 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=5221#comment-16949 This is what I miss about China: that plate of food is $5 and feeds 2-3. This is what I miss about China: that plate of food is $5 and feeds 2-3.

]]> By: SchlagerFuchs http://engrishfunny.com/2009/01/13/engrish-fragrant-onion-the-hand-rips-the-chicken/comment-page-1/#comment-16947 SchlagerFuchs Tue, 13 Jan 2009 18:49:40 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=5221#comment-16947 Apparently had ripped chicken is the way to go. Sure looks good anyway..lol Apparently had ripped chicken is the way to go. Sure looks good anyway..lol

]]> By: Obigated http://engrishfunny.com/2009/01/13/engrish-fragrant-onion-the-hand-rips-the-chicken/comment-page-1/#comment-16946 Obigated Tue, 13 Jan 2009 18:47:46 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=5221#comment-16946 Did you wash your hand? Did you wash your hand?

]]> By: Aoife http://engrishfunny.com/2009/01/13/engrish-fragrant-onion-the-hand-rips-the-chicken/comment-page-1/#comment-16944 Aoife Tue, 13 Jan 2009 18:01:50 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=5221#comment-16944 Chicken tastes much better if ripped by hand rather than by machine. It's that personal touch that makes the difference. Chicken tastes much better if ripped by hand rather than by machine. It’s that personal touch that makes the difference.

]]> By: olelady http://engrishfunny.com/2009/01/13/engrish-fragrant-onion-the-hand-rips-the-chicken/comment-page-1/#comment-16943 olelady Tue, 13 Jan 2009 18:00:03 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=5221#comment-16943 and notice they're serving it with Italian water? and notice they’re serving it with Italian water?

]]> By: Duffy http://engrishfunny.com/2009/01/13/engrish-fragrant-onion-the-hand-rips-the-chicken/comment-page-1/#comment-16941 Duffy Tue, 13 Jan 2009 17:15:56 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=5221#comment-16941 This has an almost haiku-like feeling: Fragrance of onion The hand rips the fried chicken Who is this Colonel? This has an almost haiku-like feeling:

Fragrance of onion
The hand rips the fried chicken
Who is this Colonel?

]]> By: T.O. http://engrishfunny.com/2009/01/13/engrish-fragrant-onion-the-hand-rips-the-chicken/comment-page-1/#comment-16940 T.O. Tue, 13 Jan 2009 17:05:51 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=5221#comment-16940 I'd rather have my chicken choked, not ripped. I’d rather have my chicken choked, not ripped.

]]> By: BAW http://engrishfunny.com/2009/01/13/engrish-fragrant-onion-the-hand-rips-the-chicken/comment-page-1/#comment-16936 BAW Tue, 13 Jan 2009 16:06:51 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=5221#comment-16936 "Hand-Shredded Chicken with Fragrent Onion"? “Hand-Shredded Chicken with Fragrent Onion”?

]]> By: Sanky http://engrishfunny.com/2009/01/13/engrish-fragrant-onion-the-hand-rips-the-chicken/comment-page-1/#comment-16935 Sanky Tue, 13 Jan 2009 16:03:59 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=5221#comment-16935 OH, MY!! OH, MY!!

]]> By: Sanky http://engrishfunny.com/2009/01/13/engrish-fragrant-onion-the-hand-rips-the-chicken/comment-page-1/#comment-16934 Sanky Tue, 13 Jan 2009 16:02:55 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=5221#comment-16934 Yay Yay

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