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I hate titles to lols like this one that are so very non-descriptive & are trying to be enticing! Titles should not be spam-like in the asking of leading questions…. *calms down*…. still tho, if i need my bee embryos cleaned i do now know where to look.
it’s probably royal jelly
great, my bee embryos have been so dusty lately! now i can clean them properly.
You know what they say: “Dusty bee embryos, dusty honey.”
Bee embryos cleaning my lantern?!
Very very practical!
I think it means Lantern will clean your bee embryos.
At least not of the bee pupa, the bee pupa have the seeing of poop with a face!
Hmm, I saw it as using bee embryos for cleaning. Anyway, can we have a real translation, please?
It is literal. Which is the problem; as someone else pointed out, Royal jelly is the normal English term.
It literally says something like Queen bee fetus face washing cream. The actual meaning is “Royal jelly face wash.”
Sure, it says: Light, Insect fetus polish.
Are bees insects? Hence the lay eggs.
That should be “Aren’t” not “Are”
Damnit “the” should be “they”. I’m not doing too well.
At least your trying…
OK, it should be “you’re”. I suck at it as well.
Don’t worry we all suck at some point.
If we’re lucky…
ur ment to be cleaning bee’s embryos now?
That should be “supposed” instead of “meant”.
That should be “bees,” not “bee’s,” you little possessive-compulsive, you.
When I was living in Guatemala I’d always see these beauty products with “PLACENTA” in big bold print on the front! Beauty products are locked away more securely than are perscription drugs, so I couldn’t read the ingredients without buying them. I asked around and got some vague indications that it involved domestic animal (cow, goat, etc) placentas and its supposed to be GREAT for your hair/skin/buttcheeks/whatever. Talk about nasty!!! I wish I had some pictures of that! I’ll ask some of my friends that still live there to snap a picture for me.
Progesterone = Placenta
There are a lot of skin care products that contain placenta or derivates. It’s just bad marketing to call it placenta.
I’m not sure whether I’m gratified or horrified to know that Nothing is Wasted…
I can’t resist the temptation to chock you.
Most of the placenta, that is used in progesterone merchandise, is a byproduct from production of white veal , which is either produced from anemic calfes or, in this case, unborn calfes. Either method is unbelievably cruel.
I used to be a butcher. Where I live, in Sweden, production of white veal is forbidden (but import is permitted, thats double standards), so I haven’t been in the placenta business. I have, however, been trimming rooster combs that would be used to make breast and lip implants. The meat and carcass of the birds was so full of antibiotics that it was treated like toxic waste. About 1/3 of the birds living weight came from the comb, thats selective breeding. Anyway, a woman with collagen implants could say “suck my cock” without lying.
looks just like my st. ives apricot scrub tube
Maybe it kills bee larvae.
There is some translator in some dark room like out of a bad monty python joke where “Embryo” is the word used for “Lotion’, he also moonlights at a fortune cookie factory.
This stuff may be a remedy for hives.
Basically it means ‘Royal Jelly Facial Cleanser’
However, there was much hillarity they left out.
The last three words, actually meant wash face milk. (Facial Cleanser). The Chinese word for ‘Milk’ is used to mean the softness of the foam, or the creaminess of the cleanser, or even the actual ingredient of milk in the cleanser.
The word of Milk is also the same word for Breast.
So, actually…. in its full potential power (haha), those words can literally be translated into engrish as “Queen Bee Embryo Wash Face Breast”.
Clarification WIN and then some! Please bring your insights with you to the recent pages & beyond.
Don’t comment too soon, though, so people can play with weirder interpretations first.
clean ur bee embryos! DUH! (jk)