Comments on: I do what with this?

By: minky

minky — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 19:19:14 +0000

clean ur bee embryos! DUH! (jk)

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Sun, 21 Jun 2009 13:10:37 +0000

Clarification WIN and then some! Please bring your insights with you to the recent pages & beyond.
Don’t comment too soon, though, so people can play with weirder interpretations first.

By: heh

heh — Sun, 21 Jun 2009 12:12:24 +0000

Basically it means ‘Royal Jelly Facial Cleanser’

However, there was much hillarity they left out.
The last three words, actually meant wash face milk. (Facial Cleanser). The Chinese word for ‘Milk’ is used to mean the softness of the foam, or the creaminess of the cleanser, or even the actual ingredient of milk in the cleanser.

The word of Milk is also the same word for Breast.

So, actually…. in its full potential power (haha), those words can literally be translated into engrish as “Queen Bee Embryo Wash Face Breast”.

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 15:49:23 +0000

This stuff may be a remedy for hives.

By: Ninja of happiness

Ninja of happiness — Sun, 25 Jan 2009 02:16:56 +0000

There is some translator in some dark room like out of a bad monty python joke where “Embryo” is the word used for “Lotion’, he also moonlights at a fortune cookie factory.

By: philip

philip — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 14:11:52 +0000

Maybe it kills bee larvae.

By: martin

martin — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 11:09:27 +0000

I can’t resist the temptation to chock you.

Most of the placenta, that is used in progesterone merchandise, is a byproduct from production of white veal , which is either produced from anemic calfes or, in this case, unborn calfes. Either method is unbelievably cruel.

I used to be a butcher. Where I live, in Sweden, production of white veal is forbidden (but import is permitted, thats double standards), so I haven’t been in the placenta business. I have, however, been trimming rooster combs that would be used to make breast and lip implants. The meat and carcass of the birds was so full of antibiotics that it was treated like toxic waste. About 1/3 of the birds living weight came from the comb, thats selective breeding. Anyway, a woman with collagen implants could say “suck my cock” without lying.

By: ihas2cutegoggies

ihas2cutegoggies — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 18:16:16 +0000

looks just like my st. ives apricot scrub tube

By: Psychedelic

Psychedelic — Sun, 18 Jan 2009 22:38:32 +0000

I’m not sure whether I’m gratified or horrified to know that Nothing is Wasted…

By: Psychedelic

Psychedelic — Sun, 18 Jan 2009 22:37:12 +0000

If we’re lucky…

By: Cam

Cam — Fri, 16 Jan 2009 23:52:37 +0000

Don’t worry we all suck at some point.

By: martin

martin — Fri, 16 Jan 2009 18:46:00 +0000

Progesterone = Placenta

There are a lot of skin care products that contain placenta or derivates. It’s just bad marketing to call it placenta.

By: si

si — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 05:28:47 +0000

When I was living in Guatemala I’d always see these beauty products with “PLACENTA” in big bold print on the front! Beauty products are locked away more securely than are perscription drugs, so I couldn’t read the ingredients without buying them. I asked around and got some vague indications that it involved domestic animal (cow, goat, etc) placentas and its supposed to be GREAT for your hair/skin/buttcheeks/whatever. Talk about nasty!!! I wish I had some pictures of that! I’ll ask some of my friends that still live there to snap a picture for me.

By: StreetPreacher

StreetPreacher — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 01:40:54 +0000

That should be “bees,” not “bee’s,” you little possessive-compulsive, you.

By: Bill Bauer

Bill Bauer — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 18:43:44 +0000

That should be “supposed” instead of “meant”.

By: Aoife

Aoife — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 18:20:22 +0000

You know what they say: “Dusty bee embryos, dusty honey.”

By: Pejter

Pejter — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 15:27:10 +0000

OK, it should be “you’re”. I suck at it as well.

By: Pejter

Pejter — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 15:26:30 +0000

At least your trying…

By: Zjana^__^

Zjana^__^ — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 15:20:23 +0000

ur ment to be cleaning bee’s embryos now?

By: Vincent Greene

Vincent Greene — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 15:04:08 +0000

Ordinal numeral – FAIL

By: RS

RS — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 09:40:09 +0000

It literally says something like Queen bee fetus face washing cream. The actual meaning is “Royal jelly face wash.”

By: doceirias

doceirias — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 06:22:42 +0000

It is literal. Which is the problem; as someone else pointed out, Royal jelly is the normal English term.

By: jordanwb

jordanwb — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 02:07:42 +0000

Damnit “the” should be “they”. I’m not doing too well.

By: jordanwb

jordanwb — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 02:07:05 +0000

That should be “Aren’t” not “Are”

By: jordanwb

jordanwb — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 02:03:20 +0000

Are bees insects? Hence the lay eggs.

By: Enry

Enry — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 00:28:31 +0000

Sure, it says: Light, Insect fetus polish.

By: catgirl

catgirl — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 23:38:39 +0000

Hmm, I saw it as using bee embryos for cleaning. Anyway, can we have a real translation, please?

By: Xaero

Xaero — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 23:03:03 +0000

At least not of the bee pupa, the bee pupa have the seeing of poop with a face!

By: bluejade

bluejade — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 22:33:36 +0000

I think it means Lantern will clean your bee embryos.

By: Munior

Munior — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 21:38:22 +0000

Bee embryos cleaning my lantern?!

Very very practical!

By: K

Tue, 13 Jan 2009 21:26:53 +0000

great, my bee embryos have been so dusty lately! now i can clean them properly.

By: leila

leila — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 20:52:21 +0000

it’s probably royal jelly

By: LouZha

LouZha — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 20:43:43 +0000

I hate titles to lols like this one that are so very non-descriptive & are trying to be enticing! Titles should not be spam-like in the asking of leading questions…. *calms down*…. still tho, if i need my bee embryos cleaned i do now know where to look.

By: jamezicarius

jamezicarius — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 20:31:26 +0000

2th

By: Mini

Mini — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 20:04:39 +0000

wha…? LOL