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FIRST bang bang bang!!!
TIME ATTACK. Set. Game Mode. Ready?
RISTEN!!!
3, 2, 1…SHOOTING!
This is officially the awesomest alarm clock EVER.
I totally saw this in a Village/Vanguard store today!
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It’s cool!
Gun O’clock! It’s cool!
I personally would sleep with the gun under my pillow or tucked safely down the front of my pants.
Where i usually keep my guns >.<
bang bang
AAHGGGG MY THIGH
Yes. Thigh. Thats what I would shoot.
Not like my penis or anything, just my thigh.
Not my pipipipipipi
More than likely. In most instances of guns-down-pants incidents, the thigh is exactly the body part that suffers damage. Damaging genitals, both male & female, clocks in at only 17%.
As you know, 120% of all statistics are made up!
and there are 87.3 statistics for every man, woman & child on earth.
nobody likes you.
Did you know that being a first troll increases your chance of getting a fake health PSA as a reply?
Um, DUH, you keep annoying people for NO REASON because you have no life.
:/ meanie.
How’s your sockpuppet doing?
At least I have friends!
Ok, I’m sorry about that last one.
PiPiPiPiPiPi!!
that’s the first thing I do in the morning
LOL!!!!!
if my alarm clock goes pipipi at me, i’m gonna do more than shoot it.
They have pills for that…
Finally! I’ve always wanted to shoot my alarm clock in the morning! Damn ammo is too expensive, though.
You can always toss the damned thing out the window… good thing the neighbours’ cat has ninja-reflexes…
This is how Chuck Norris wakes up every day.
No, he uses a REAL gun–DUH!
Chuck Norris doesn’t sleep!
Or you could use shuriken, those aren’t that expensive.
So FN awesome! I want one!
In soviet Russia, clock shoots you!
lol that one was actually kinda funny!
Espeshully eef you read it with eh Rooshian ahccent.
One Ping Only.
ROFLMAO in soviet russia, Ass laughs off you!
Cool!
I watched this without sound since I’m at work, but I’m pretty god damn sure I want one of those!
PiPiPiPiPiPi!!!
its coo huhrn?
and where might one purchase this?
here…
http://www.himeyashop.com/product_info.php?products_id=11633
lol. awesome. thanx!
Wow.
I seriously have always wanted to be able to shoot whatever wakes me up. seriously. I want one. Now.
omg, me too.
Me too, MUST HAVE.
Where is the snooze target?
I SO want one!
According to their website, you have to shoot 3 (or 5?) times to actually turn it off.
Any less and it’ll go off again in 5 minutes – there’s the snooze I guess XD
i have always wanted to do that, but my mom would get mad if i shot her
Once again, it seems the Rednecks of America were ahead of their time.
“I reckon that’s why they done slept with dem guuuunz under their pillers. yalp”
I thought that was for when gramma snuck into my gin at night and went on drunken underwear rampages. Hmmm…sorry bout that, gramma!
they do.
Chuck Norris doesn’t sleep with a gun under his pillow, he sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
Mr. Norris doesn’t need a gun. It is well known that his kicks are all that are necessary.
dogaaaaa!
lolz that looks like uber fun ^^
GUN O’CLOCK!
Perfect for a country where people commit suicide over the pressures of their work lives.
And still, that country is so much better than yours!
Not better than mine!
I have thrown away my Zoloft, for verily, this commercial is all the anti-depressant I need.
i’m pretty sure it’s not a real gun…. but one never knows. I want one.
You’re only pretty sure?
I was just about to ask what happens if you miss?
Here’s a cheaper alternative:
http://www.perpetualkid.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWPROD&ProdID=2917
I LIKE IT!
omg, i need one of these.
EXCELLENT SHOT!
it’s cool!
GOOD MORNING!
EXCERRENT SHOT! Shurely?
HII S’KOAAAr!
I have absolutely NO idea what to even make of this! lol
You can make a hat, a broach, a pterodactyl…
Which, IMHO, makes this especially ideal for broadcast just before stations sign off for the night–preferably with the transition to the signoff announcement being as seamless as possible; the better to catch viewers by unconscious surprise.
(So long as there are still stations signing off for the night, especially outside major metropolitan areas.)
I want that product. Now. I want those .99 points for waking up. I need to shoot something before my eyes open. I don’t even care if the gun just HAPPENS to run out of batteries the morning after a long night and have to listen to PIPIPIPIPIPIPIPIPIPI constantly until I take out the clock’s batteries. I don’t care. I don’t even care that it costs $46. I want it.
Inject comment!
Now available in different colors:
http://www.strapya-world.com/categories/2331_4700.html
Ok, so the comercial is lame. Apparently there is a hudge market for this sort of thing!
I think it’d be a good idea to make a clock that plugs in so you don’t have to constantly worry about the batteries going dead. Leave batteries as an option, in case of a power outage, but definatly add a cord.
Ehm… you DO know that there have been “clocks that plug in” like, for decades, right?
No sh!t ?! I had NO idea there were alarm clocks with a plug on them!! What’s next, a clock WITH raido?
Any way… I was reffering to this specific clock, and um… ones like it. They all seem to be batteries only. At least the ones I’ve found online. Who would want an alarm clock whos batteries might die on you any given morning?
Do not feed the Huuuuuuuudge.
Strong Bad?
.::hugs you::.
this is probably a better idea then the alarm clock that rolls off the dresser and around the room once it starts going off so you have to get up and catch it to turn it off.
Where ah cum frum that’s whot we cawl a chicken.
I actually prefer that idea. I can wake up, shoot this from the bed, then go back to sleep. If i have to chase my clock halfway across the house, I’m probably awake by then.
OMG I’m getting one of these for my hubby. He’s constantly threatening me with a shot between the eyes if I wake him up w/ my high pitched, screeching voice. Whinning wife WIN!
Being of the male influence, I totally understand where he’s coming from. Call it a win if you want, but be ready to dodge a very deliberate half-awake fist-swing if you do it more than once.
That’s why Whinning Wife voice is such a win. We can do that from across the room, well out of range of any groogy fists that might come at us.
Then again there is alwayes the option of ignoring the Whinning Wife, sleeping in to late, missing your big presentation and getting your butt fired…. almost as bad as ignoring the Whinning Wife, sleeping in to late, missing the trash man and having to figure out what to do with two weeks of garbage.
GUN O’CLOCK! It’s cool! Great shot!
http://www.gizmine.com/#ProductPage=CategoryCode=hgz1&productURLCode=gunclk
$70+shipping
I think if I were American I would REALLY want one of these.
Of course, I shouldn’t make disparaging comments now that it’s suddenly become cool to be American.
“What a difference… a day maaaaakes…..”
That. Is so much win.
…doesn’t seem very Irish to me…
I guffawed.
In the NL they sell those clocks, almost bought one for a friend of mine
.
Instead we got the: EXPLODING CLOCK !
The bad thing is that you only get to use them one time…
You what?
Tell me where! I live in NL and I require this alarm clock.
at 0:52 does it say: “very surcury”?
I think it does. The question is… What does he want does that word mean? Oo
Since it’s a Japanese product, it sounds like SUKIRI.
Japanese doesn’t have consonant clusters, and words can’t end with a consonant (except for n) so they randomly add u’s and i’s when depicting foreign words. In context it’s clear that “SuKIRi” is supposed to be a Japanization of “skill”.
Actually, I think its just “sukkiri” which is a Japanese word. When you wake up sukkiri you are waking up aware and refreshed. Or waking up “awake” if that makes sense.
The Japanese subtitles say “Experience this awake feeling!”
it sounds like gun the f***, but pretty cool overall
I kind of want to buy one. “It’s cool!” “Shooting!”
It’s cool, yes, but how is it Engrish? This should not be here… it’s called “Gun o’Clock”, and it makes sense. It’s no more Engrish than dolls called “Betsy Wetsy” are Engrish.
Did you not actually ‘risten’ to the advert?
3..2..1..SHOOTING! It’s cool, huh?
This is a japanese advert for a japanese product in japan, performed in badly translated english. I fail to see how anybody could think that it *isn’t* engrish
I finally would wake up with that clock
Or perhaps you could use a clock that shoots you?
(Hey, maybe in Soviet Russia they have those!)
ready?…RISTEN!!!………..is cool!
I WANT ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is cool I guess…
…Unless you know, you also have a real gun beside your bed/somewhere in reach.
First thing in the morning, being jolted out of sleep by an alarm, you wouldn’t bother to think which gun you were looking for. And then you shoot up your $50 clock D:
I WIRR KIRR YOUL FAMIRY!
Do you know how to spell? I think it’s “I will kill your family!”
it’s how the japanese pronounce l’s because there is no l in the japanese language. 失敗
Do your best! Yea!
i think its fail o’clock
Grab the gun immediately [bold]after it rings[/bold] and
shoot the center of the target, whooray!
gun rings?
a must have!
I WAN’IT all the wayyyy!
EPIC WIN!
Best. Clock. EVER!!!
“Is cool!”
I would LOVE to shoot my alarm clock in the morning!
BANGBANGBANGBANGBANG!!!!!
i dont want to wake up.. i just want..bangbangbang
In soviet Russia, everything shoots you!
WANT!
Hah! I almost bought this last time I was in Japan at the department store Tokyu Hands.
Dude, NO WAY! I want one! It’s a pretty rad concept, but they didn’t do a good job with the advertising. Lol.
If I can’t get a Gun O’Clock, I at least want an alarm clock that goes, “PIPIPIPIPIPI!” Hahaha.
Epic WIN!
I wants one.
OMG!!!!!!!!! PIPIPIPIPIPIPIPIPIPI!!!!!!!!!!!!! I so gotta show this to meh nehbehr… but really, I want one. Gun practice for you! now make sure the kids hide the gun (with the safety on) cause I’m sure with that much practice and enough parental fighting, there will be real bangbangbang…*thinks about it* yep bangbangbang.
I – actually, I totarry now want one.
I want one! Anyone know where I can get one?
I actually have this
RISE UP TARGET, AND ACTION DOWN, INSIDE!
Yeah that does look cool
For more Engrish on this product, check this out: http://www.strapya-world.com/products/31201.html .
its coow! huh?