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Remain clam. I am a licensed Asian-American who has spend 14-years lived all over Asia. Please. Just enjoy.

Moderation in all things is the key…
I don’t think Jennifer got enough credit for this, with the ‘key’ pun and all..
I don’t get it :confused:
Um advice against masturbation?
Rather, up and down sporadically.
I prefer side to side frequently and back to front occasionally.
not fans of the mile high club i take it…..
Instead, in and out.
No time for the old in-out, love, I’ve just come to read the meter.
What? When I’m alone I up and down it as much as it lasts…
*insert sexual innuendo here*
I was just thinking the same thing.
::sigh:: I’ll break the news to my husband.
That’s what she said!
*sigh* I guess I’ll have to down and up more often.
You’ll go blind.
For some reason, just to be spiteful, I feel I must now do whatever this warning label is warning me NOT to do. And if I go blind in the process, I feel it will still be worth it.
How do you feel about around in circles?
Up and down club?
omg !!!
instead, up and down intermittently
Poor Tom Cruise… That’s another country he can’t go to…
just don’t
lols
Photo shopped post is!
Yes, the line after DON’T has been brushed over…
And even if it hasn’t, it’s the in-and-out motion that you want.
Guys, I accidentally up and down frequently. Is this bad?
Yes. Please don’t teabag this poor machine. It has enough to deal with as it is.
ahahahaha thats what he said