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Sorry, always wanted to do that ;P
I wonder when Palsyboy (with his new avatar, ugh) and/or Munior will reply to you. Palsyboy spraying useless health comments and Munior spamming the page with annoying posts. Dudes, get the hints: You. Are. Even. More. Annoying. Than. The. First. Trolls. You. Find. Annoying.
As palsyboy’s official fanboy, I must alert you that by not heeding his warnings you may be reducing your chance of producing sexual pheromones and shortening your lifespan!
Thank you, Thomas. Pheromones are important to the survival of our species.
ok man stay cool!
What you mention was one (1) single action to attract attention to a repeatedly boring dullness.
I had explained it (read it there).
Got it?
I personally thought the joke had gotten old, and I’d stopped. If, however, you’re just going to flamebait, then I’ll make sure to spray useless health comments after your posts from now on. You might want to rethink preemptive strikes/tantrums.
Did you know that taking 50 mg of aspirin every five hours can prevent motion sickness?
Keep ‘em coming, palsyboy! Droll beats Troll every time.
Myspace is stupid. Why would I ever use it? And don’t try and say that YOU have never been tempted by an empty comment thread to put a first post. I know you have and saying anything otherwise is entirely hypocritical.
Is saying “first” more intelligent than you consider MySypace???
Being happy about writing the first comment is really ok!
But it is only nice if this is a real comment, something creative or intelligent!
Not only that dumb and boring “first”.
I am building a gigantic bridge. Please use it to GET OVER YOURSELVES. This site is about LOLZ. If you see some crap, step over it, don’t roll in it.
Thanks Phi Dough.
You are right!
Who said anything about intelligence being a factor? Oh wait, I guess I kinda did, but who gives a f*ck? Its the same way as it is IRL. If you see something being done EVERYWHERE you go, when granted the opportunity, you will want to do it yourself at least once. Why do you think people throw money into fountains with money on the bottom but not onec witout it? because other people have done it and they want to try. It’s a basic human condition. Get over it. This was my first first and I’m sticking to it no matter how much you complain.
I heard they are working on an algorithm that rivals winzip/winrar, but it wont be out till spring…For now, they’ll just estimate the compression.
No, this is an ad of a service, which estimate the possible compression rate of an algorithmus.
But the Point in this is: The algorithmus musn’t be executable at the moment – they estimate the compression simply by looking in the code. Nothing is automated there – only real human work.
Sadly, there was no telephone number or adress given. Good luck finding out where they are.
My compression is not to be estimated.
But do they guesstimate your expansion?
Why? Are their properties going to let my breasts expand, expand, expand?
Yes. And if so, pics.
So it is requested not simply to throw the food in the sink but to press it in the plug hole with force.
It’s been a long time since someone estimated my compression.
I’ll be throwing my food outside the sink now and in addition.
“We Estimate Your Compression…so You Don’t Have To.”
Mine’s about a 9:1 ratio.
This is really from an ad for a Spanish girdle company, isn’t it?
‘apreciamos tu comprension’ =
we appreciate your comprehension =
we appreciate your understanding …
thank you for being understanding?
I don’t actually speak Spanish, though I live in NYC which means I see a lot of Spanglish/Spangrish – this sign is familiar in execution if not experience.
Yeah, your translation is pretty accurate.
ACCURATE: YES. NEEDED: NOPE.
IT’S FUNNY LIkE IT IS WITHOUT ANY TRANSLATIONS OR EXPLANATIONS.
Yes, it’s “we appreciate your understanding” but you don’t need to SAY that. It ruins the lulz.
Oh darn-it , they figured me out … i thought my compressions were a secret i only knew … shame on them !!!
I get free compression estimation service with each meal?
Cool.
This isn’t english, es Inglich!
They always misunderestimate my compression… But I get back at them. I put food on all their families!
“Yeah, he’s at about 45 psi.”
“Is that accurate?”
“Well no its an estimate.”
Accurate would be about a hundred and fifty kiloPascals, but hey, I’m not at work right now, so let’s change the subject (I do compression tests ALL the time…)
The funny thing is that the words apreciamos-appreciate and comprension-comprehension are essentially cognates (though understanding would be more frequently used than comprehension)…so this is even a bigger gaff IMO…
im mexican and i can tell this message isnt wrong. yes theres some ppl who drow little pieces of food in the sink. so what this message tells u is to clean ur plate after u drop ur plate in sink.
Yes, we who speak Spanish understand that.
I believe those who speaks only English however, will estimate your esplanadetion.
But feel free to go and start a site for the amusement of Spanish speakers, where people have tried to translate signs into Spanish, but have made funny mistakes. Perhaps you can call it the Esspanyol site.
That’s me with the food there/ That’s me in the sink, I’m/ Losing my compression
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Trying to keep you with up/And I know it don’t if can do I…
(REM Engrishized, of course…)
Epic Win!
seconded!
uh, Apreciamos tu Comprension is We Appreciate your Understanding, i believe (guessing by the cognates) xD but yea pretty lousy job translating, even if its not exactly “Engrish”
Comprensiòn means to understand.
Compresiòn means to compress.
A simple typo…
You, Sir, have greatly underestimated my compression! Huzzah!
oh no! not the compressor!!
Wow, I’ve only taken Spanish 1 and even I could translate better than that.
But the tension guess is a long shot!
I just Engrished my name!