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hello please come in i know you’re just a hungry girl it is not had enough only by looking enter inside it is misfortune very much because you had met our hamburger it is no help for you will begin a diet again from tomorrow but it is impossible to make your waist slender give it up.
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Weak support for certain new years resolutions from that shop
It is impossible, give it up!
It is impossible to make your waist slender… give it up!
XD That’s exactly what’s going to get lady’s business here.
We are the Burg. Resistance is futile.
ROFL-WCO! That’s it in a nutshell!
omg that highlarious! star trek and engrish! genius!
You owe me new pants… I just pee mine out of laugh…
Wow these guys sure don’t know that diets can work if you don’t break down and eat greasy food like hamburgers.
But that would be bad for business, thus, it is impossible!!
A lot of words just to say “Give up the diet. Let our burgers make you fat”. Gotta admire their honesty though.
Lol!
Deed, in.
This is brilliant! Sure, the English is really bad, but that just adds to the charm of the concept.
I’m hearing this in Barry White’s voice…
BWAHAHAHA! WIN!!
Honestly, I was hearing it in Billy Mays’ voice. Probably because of GraphJam.
I was hearing Jimmy from South Park’s voice. Mainly because of the “very much” part.
Haha what a cheeky sign! I love it. “What? You are dieting, aren’t you?” It almost sounds like the King of all Cosmos from Katamari.
FTW!!! LOLOLOL!!
“it is impossible to make your waist slender give it up.”
Translation
“you are fat, and you will always be fat, so eat our burgers to cheer you up”
LOL
LOL I love it.
“This should get those Americans in here!”
Self-esteem FAIL.
And I just wanted to get my waist slender.
Misfortune very much :’(
Well now I’m too depressed to eat.
My waist will never be slender… I give up.
Now someone pass me a cheesburger!!!
I’m sorry, but you’ll have to figh against an army of hungry Lolcats from Icanhascheezburger to get one. Are you feeling lucky?
Did someone say greasy waist-non-slendering hamburger? Those are the best.
I suddenly have this odd desire to give up on my diet.
Are you a woman? Do you like Rock music, videogames and/or football? If so, please post your phone number!
All your waist are belong to us
Win.
*SnortLol*
Oh, great. Now I’m going to need a ShamWow from Failblog…
Damn, this sign knows that I is not had enough only by looking. Stop dieting due to misfortune.
A new form of fortune cookie sign?
It is no help for you.
Wow, I really CAN has cheezburger!
Wow…it’s amazing where the mind goes. I immediately saw this as dirty innuendo ha ha.
Some girl right now is crying her eyes out and saying, “So true, so true.”
That’s me. Give me the cheeseburger and I’ll feel better.
While stuffing her face with greasy burgers. T_T
That’s absolutely adorable.
What an evil sign, trying to make people give up their diets and eat greasy hamburgers! Evil, evil sign!
“You are dieting, aren’t you? It is misfortune very much!”
Truer words shall ne’er be spoken.
This just was so perfect!!!
if they’re reaching out to more women customers, it must be a sausage party inside..
This is truly funny, and I laughed out loud. Grammar aside, it clearly shows a difference between our culture, and that of this country. Here, you’d probably get sued for something as benign as “Hey, you’re a girl. Stop dieting, it’s pointless!” because the political correctness in this country has become overwhelmingly bias against free speech unless you’re relentlessly bashing your country.
We should all be as honest and funny as this sign.
Hey, are you… The Stig?
What I want to know is, how are the burgers? Like many of you, I’m sure I would have gone in and ordered with little hesitation (barring unforeseen sanitation issues!)
So, has anyone out there actually eaten at this place?
I am dieting, and it IS misfortune very much. Wii Fit will be mad. I’ll buy it a cheeseburger too.
I can’t really recommend that restaurant. Burgers were as cold as their hearts.
Fat Chicks Welcome!
r to the o to the t to the f!!!
How supportive. =P
Hey, at least they’re honest. =D
“YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH!”
ROFL
)))
Now I ‘m too depressed to eat : (
(sale fail)
Nicole Richie Take Note!!!
“You are dieting aren’t you? It is misfortune very much!!!”… Yoda’s path to fatness!!!
I’m rather insulted:
1. at the fact it assumes that I am dieting exclusively because I am female.
2. at the fact that not all fat people eat burgers and that not all thin people don’t eat burgers.
Hilarious all the same.
They got their apostrophes right! That beats most English-writing people these days.
I lay down my arms, as well as my thighs, to you, O wise magical burger.
LOL!!!!! Did he just call me fat?!!!