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Pants are key to happyness?


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  1. Ellie says:

    Well, I’ve certainly found that to be true in my life…=]

  2. Munior says:

    With or without them.

  3. Pingo T. Best says:

    …when not in bed.

  4. Jojo says:

    This and the stupid will smith movie perpetuate bad spelling of the word ‘happiness’.
    Argh…
    Angry spelling troll is angry!!

    • Bob says:

      Actually, that “stupid Will Smith” movie was really good with a powerful, moving plot. The word “happyness” was misspelled purposely; it ties into plot points.

      But thanks for senselessly bashing things you don’t approve of.

      • johnnycomelately says:

        Too bad Will Smith butchered the role. And that cloyingly sweet kid of his. I really had a hard time suspending disbelief, which, given that it’s based on a true story, is not an easy feat to pull off. I could never get past the fact that the moment the directory yelled cut, I could just picture dad and son high fiving, with mom looking on, all pride and joy.

        Please. I’ve seen more convincing commercials.

  5. Natalie says:

    Fail.
    Someone typed that in on photoshop.

  6. Raisin Surgeon says:

    Pants and the capability of so much happiness…. Oh so much happyness to be had, its overwhelming, thus must be contained in fortune cookie.

  7. Agnus says:

    *pants off*

  8. El Vis says:

    I’ve found I’m typically happier when I’m not wearing pants.

  9. Urmom says:

    Why must people shop things when there are so many non-shopped lulz to be had? ):

  10. dr_handle says:

    *immediately starts panting in anticipation of happyness, or even happiness*

    • Mark. says:

      Panting was the second thing I thought of. I suppose that panting for breath could be brought on by e.g. vigorous sexual activity…

      Then again, if you are panting for breath, you might be too out of shape for optimal enjoyment of such activity.

  11. Duffy says:

    Why don’t I ever get good fortunes like this?

  12. Someone says:

    Lies! Pants are for squares!

  13. Guess Again says:

    Correction – pants get in the way of “happyness.”

  14. Biteme says:

    cuz without them we would be a sad

  15. Lord Dragon Claw says:

    So that’s why the feminist movement wanted women to be able to wear pants…

  16. Guess Again says:

    Then they wouldn’t be women…and that would be a fail. (Yeah, yeah, I know this is engrish.)

  17. Skynet99 says:

    Pants are not the key to happiness, but they are close to it.

  18. Ole says:

    Very Funny. Make your own at
    chinese-fortune-cookie(dot)signgenerator(dot)org

  19. JG says:

    Poor attempt, obviously printed on plain paper and cut out. BAD BOY.

  20. monkeybum says:

    And zippers are the keys to pants.

  21. dr_handle says:

    Well, that was a huge let-down, I spent the last 24 hours hyperventilating, and not a luggage gangster in sight. False advertising, I call it.

  22. jimmy says:

    I call fake.

  23. Angela says:

    That is so shooped…

  24. Goizeder says:

    I got mixed up for a second and thought of “pants are the key to Star Wars”…

  25. IWANTSACHEEZEBURGER! says:

    Awww and I thought it was reversed!!!

  26. IWANTSACHEEZEBURGER! says:

    Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.

  27. Leanan says:

    I suppose this was a common sentiment when the No pants subrway ride took place during a snowstorm

  28. Jessica says:

    PHOTOSHOP

  29. Alucard says:

    Happyness?! Hot d*mn, I’ll take four!

  30. Sannie says:

    Pants! Sing the praises of pants!

  31. Japanese and their obsession with ‘pantsu’…

  32. I strongly beg to differ

  33. Psycho37 says:

    I like shorts! They’re comfy and easy to wear.

  34. ttuh says:

    This was done in Photoshop. Idiots

  35. buttHole says:

    LAST!

  36. Kirael says:

    fake plz?

  37. susiebagoozie says:

    This is soooooooooooo photoshopped.
    Sad that this is the best “joke” they could come up with to type over their stock photo of a fortune cookie…

  38. niki says:

    … they spelled happiness wrong…

  39. Sarah Lam says:

    Pants are key to happyness – if the pants are down to the knees.. :-)


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