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Well, I’ve certainly found that to be true in my life…=]
Your pants are the key to my happyness… They stay on, I stay happy
You have a problem with my pants?
I disagree completely.
Some of the best moments in my life did not involve any pants at all.
Agreed…*smirks*
oh no!
did i forget to put on pants again!?
With or without them.
…when not in bed.
Except in bed
http://xkcd.com/425/
LOL! *adds bookmark*
This and the stupid will smith movie perpetuate bad spelling of the word ‘happiness’.
Argh…
Angry spelling troll is angry!!
Actually, that “stupid Will Smith” movie was really good with a powerful, moving plot. The word “happyness” was misspelled purposely; it ties into plot points.
But thanks for senselessly bashing things you don’t approve of.
Too bad Will Smith butchered the role. And that cloyingly sweet kid of his. I really had a hard time suspending disbelief, which, given that it’s based on a true story, is not an easy feat to pull off. I could never get past the fact that the moment the directory yelled cut, I could just picture dad and son high fiving, with mom looking on, all pride and joy.
Please. I’ve seen more convincing commercials.
“the directory yelled cut” there’s some good Engrish.
Fail.
Someone typed that in on photoshop.
I suspect you’re right.
That’s what I thought when I looked at it. The letters aren’t aligned and it’s all pixelated.
who cares??!! its funny!
What’s the point of putting stuff on this site if it’s just something someone intentionally made wrong? I worry for anyone who finds this item humorous.
Hate to burst your bubble, but “something someone intentionally made wrong” is the essence of comedy.
thank you
Yeah, I can tell by the pixels, shadows, and the fact that I’m not
funny means that nothing else can be funny without
Photoshop.
Must be desperate, starting a fight over something that’s all “pants” anyway.
But the point of this particular site is humor derived from poor translations. It loses the effect if it’s just some jibberish some dude made up.
Thank you.
Understanding the point of this site WIN.
then worry away cuz personally i find cheap horror movies hilarious. especially cheap zombie movies.
i agree with you 110%
for example: the movie “The Undead”
it was so bad, it was hilarious.
Totally agree! Love to see SCHLOCK again. “I feel more like I do now than I did when I got here!” Sometimes there’s a fine line between crap and genius.
ohhh! ohhh! dont forget to mention:
‘Invasion of the Body Snatchers’
It was done using an online fortune cookie generator. I recognise the format.
It’s a faaaaake?
: D
Vreenak, the face in your avatar thingy goes perfectly with the disappointement in your comment.
Pants and the capability of so much happiness…. Oh so much happyness to be had, its overwhelming, thus must be contained in fortune cookie.
*pants off*
*claps hand over eyes*
I’ve found I’m typically happier when I’m not wearing pants.
If it’s worth doing, it’s worth doing without pants.
Why must people shop things when there are so many non-shopped lulz to be had? ):
*immediately starts panting in anticipation of happyness, or even happiness*
Panting was the second thing I thought of. I suppose that panting for breath could be brought on by e.g. vigorous sexual activity…
Then again, if you are panting for breath, you might be too out of shape for optimal enjoyment of such activity.
Why don’t I ever get good fortunes like this?
Lies! Pants are for squares!
Like your useless math book.
Let’s play frisbee instead!
we’ll use ur useless math book! Weeeeeeeeeee!!!!
like SpongeBob!
and pardon me if i make a statement referring to a toddlers show
Correction – pants get in the way of “happyness.”
No, pants get in the way of a penis. Very similar sounding, yet very different meaning.
cuz without them we would be a sad
So that’s why the feminist movement wanted women to be able to wear pants…
Then they wouldn’t be women…and that would be a fail. (Yeah, yeah, I know this is engrish.)
Pants are not the key to happiness, but they are close to it.
Very Funny. Make your own at
chinese-fortune-cookie(dot)signgenerator(dot)org
Poor attempt, obviously printed on plain paper and cut out. BAD BOY.
Its called photoshop buddy>>>
And zippers are the keys to pants.
LMPO (laughing my pants off)!! This is the funniest thing about this Engrish fail so far.
OMG! Appropriate avatar! You look like you got your Thing caught in your key.
You also look like me after a wicked curry!
Well, that was a huge let-down, I spent the last 24 hours hyperventilating, and not a luggage gangster in sight. False advertising, I call it.
I call fake.
That is so shooped…
Doo wop doo wop!
I got mixed up for a second and thought of “pants are the key to Star Wars”…
Awww and I thought it was reversed!!!
Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
I suppose this was a common sentiment when the No pants subrway ride took place during a snowstorm
PHOTOSHOP
so what, probably a chinese photoshopper
Happyness?! Hot d*mn, I’ll take four!
Pants! Sing the praises of pants!
Nearer my pants to thee, nearer to thee…
Japanese and their obsession with ‘pantsu’…
I strongly beg to differ
I like shorts! They’re comfy and easy to wear.
This was done in Photoshop. Idiots
who carez, n00b?
LAST!
fake plz?
This is soooooooooooo photoshopped.
Sad that this is the best “joke” they could come up with to type over their stock photo of a fortune cookie…
acctually u can order your own fortune cookies with customized words
… they spelled happiness wrong…
They must have just seen the movie.
Pants are key to happyness – if the pants are down to the knees..
no, pants are more like the treasure box that contains the happiness
Pants are key to happiness…for ppl of ur own gender….
(not including gays >.<)