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At least I don’t have to pay for the non person!
I wounder if the relation between nonperson and person is the same as between dead and undead.
In other words:
It wasn’t a person for a long periode of time till it got “personated” and switched back to be a non-person again with many withdraws like canibalism
Possible solution by the restaurant:
If you get there with e.g. your dog he gets dog brains “for a tasty”
I think what they’re saying here is that not a lot of people come to eat there, so you should, to take the place of people who aren’t there.
Or something like that…
Why tf do they have to write in english anyway??????
It’s a side effect of ignorant English-speaking tourists not being bothered to even learn “Hello” when they go to a foreign country…..
Besides, wouldn’t you if you could?
But non-persons needs tasty eats too!
Lol wtf nonpersons
Maybe they’re like the undead, a sort of fast food zombie. “Muuuuuuuust haaaaaaaaaaaaaave a eaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat. Taaaaaaaaaaaaastyyyyyyyyyyyy”.
rofl. I never thought I’d ever see someone else call food an eat. Bravo.
*a* eat, it specifically says *a* eat. Whatever it is, can it be worse than eating brains?
I had to read it three times and I still don’t understand it. but I want a tasty. Here is another great engrish ad http://funnytypos.com/2009/02/15/evil-chinese-translator-strikes-again-stupid-child/
SpongeBob and Bubble Buddy…
Won’t the nonperson feel discriminated against, what with this offer to give away all eat that was intended for them?
Agreed.
In fact, calling them “nonpersons” is not politically correct.
They prefer to be called “personality challenged”.
…
… er, wait….
For some reason, “Come now for a tasty!” is really turning me on …
“Come now for a tasty!”
That’s what she said…
Your mom said that to me too! How cool!
Is this Newspeak?
for an orwell-tasty yes.
You beat me to it.
All for to have SUPERGOOD pleasure of TastyWoW DOUBLEPLUSSGOOD!
Awww, only one tasty? What if I want more?
You have to bring more nonperson’s… but the tasty feeds 3 easy.
I see the non person and a fetus so the women needs to eat for two. The tasty is probably ice cream. Don’t worry about calories since you are eating for two even if one is a non person.
I is has an eat, it a cheezit tasty eat. I do loves the eats that is tasty cheezits!
“Come now for a tasty”? That’s two treats!
A little perturbed by the nonperson reference, though. Seems a bit mean, either having their eat or calling them a nonperson, or both.
If it’s for a tasty you won’t have to.
According to H.G.Well’s “1984″, a nonperson is a person that got erased from history by deleting every single recording, every report, every newspaperarticle and of course by shopping every photo. Nobody is allowed to talke about such a person and soon, the person is not existing anymore and has never existed.
This is a very common method in non-democratic countries like China, the new USA or the old Sowjet Union.
Orwell, not Wells.
Aii! That’s right. o.o
That damn school made me read two books at the same time from those authors. And after I spent days comparing them, I keep mixing up the names.
*by those authors
Neptundamnit! I better shut up now. v.v
Thanks. You saved me form having to find my copy of 1984.
Orwell that ends wells.
“Orwell that ends wells.”
Droll not Troll indeed! v.g.
AAAAAAAAAARRRRGGGH! Abour turn – heading for Dreadful Pun Hell: quick march!
Are you sure it wasn’t Orson Wells?
Should have said Orson WELLES. Of course, War of the Worlds almost ended Welles. If it had, you could say that it was the Wells that ended Welles.
Dare I say it would have served him right for ‘orson around? No, I don’t think I dare.
It seems you CAN say it here, but I don’t advise saying it dare.
But still, it doesn’t explain, why they sell eats for nonpersons.
Seems to me they should sell noneats for nonpersons, but being a person myself, I am probably not qualified to identify the needs of nonpersons.
I do know that I much prefer eats to noneats, especially when I eat!
Both better than uneats, which sometimes happen later.
Back in my drinking days I had plenty of uneats, as well as some undrinks. I don’t miss them at all! Fighting an undrink could lead to the rather spectacular phenomenon of the Nose Fountain, although no one I was with ever seemed to enjoy the display, and let me tell you, being a bourbon nose fountain is quite unpleasant! But usually I didn’t fight them, and just went to pay homage to the Great God Ralph and kneel before His porcelain throne, chanting the holy mantra, “Bleahhhhh!”
I’m pretty sure it’s ‘unperson’, though.
could this possibly be about eats for persons of the barking persuasion? not so much nonpersons but nonhumans? are we talking dogtreats?
A thoughtful conclusion – most of my family would argue that their non-humans are definitely persons, but in Engrish…could be.
I loves me a good tasty. Especially with nonpersons.
Does that mean you’re going to the dogs? Or are they coming to you………..
This one actually hurt my head.
I’ve always wondered what a nonperson tasted like…
Non-chicken?
ROFL!
You win an internet!
Henceforth I will refer to eating all meals as “getting a tasty.”
my friends will forever look at me like I’m crazy. But they wouldn’t be my friends if they didn’t know I was crazy. Would they? Are my friends perhaps nonpersons? If they are, how did I not notice? I wanted to get their tasties.
Is nonperson the same as unperson?
…………… YES! I HAVE IT! Wait… wait….I lost it. >.<
You know, I really could go for a tasty right about now. But i am not sharing it with nonperson.
I’m going to have to go with this being meant for pregnant women.
Sadly enough, my only-English speaking former roommate wrote text messages exactly like this.
You see…….If the person is not there, he is a nonperson, Therefor you must get a eat (food) for him so when he gets back he will have a tasty!
YEAH!!! non gramar in post: UNHATED!!!!:)
ummm.. how do you tell if yur a person or a nonperson?
nom fokin nom nom.