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I think it says “not take place in winter”. But that still doesn’t make much sense.
That makes senseless in the usual classic Engrish way, and yet the imagery still makes me want to run away and, like, hide my children* and stuff.
*Not that I have any, but I would if I did. “ASS’ devil’?!?
Noooo!
It’s Ass, the Devil of De Ath!
Run!
or is it the Ass’Devil of de ath? Nasty ol’ assdevil! I just hate it when those crash your apocalypse party.
It’s Giles De’Ath!
It’s a Bible reference, from Matthew 24:19-20 (NIV): 19How dreadful it will be in those days for pregnant women and nursing mothers! 20Pray that your flight will not take place in winter or on the Sabbath.
It’s talking about the Signs of the End of the Age.
What?!? The bible is written in Engrish?
Probably the first few English copies…
Yes. In some languages, the translations indicate that Jonathan and David shook hands when they met. Silly translators. Everyone knows Jonathan and David are the most homoerotic couple in the Bible and were kissing in every other verse. Ruth and Naomi don’t got nothing on them.
Yeah, the body of the text made sense (It was, as the above poster said, an accurate bible quote), it was just transcribed below the image incorrectly. The only strange things here were ASS’ (short for assistant maybe?) and the floating “you go”.
Geez, I thought it said the Ass Devil drives a Yugo.
Wow, that made me laugh more than the Engrish itself!
I thought it was new Metallica lyrics. They always sounded Engrish to me.
They have gone downhill in the last few years…
Yeah… Somebody should shoot them, before they spoil the glorious image of “the old days”.
For our and their own sake!
*Nods head in sad agreement*. What happy memories I have, of their best on stage party trick being James feeding Jason beer whilst he played a bass solo. Then burping, on cue. Good grief, was I ever actually that young?
“or YOU GO on the sabbath”, are they trying to threaten me?
And never knew the devil of death was on my behind all this time, makes me wonder what I shit everytime
[points to avatar]
Wait, so if I rate a place into the winter, I must go on a sabbath?
That’s right – the Ass Devil of Death will stand outside the loo door – anyone who rates a place into the winter will only be allowed to go on a sabbath. Biblical scholars are still arguing over whether this means 1) place-raters may only use the loo on a Sunday, or 2) they must line up to piddle on Ozzy Osbourne.
Did you know using fiber optic Internet can cause meningitis?
What’s the point of posting that here? If you can read, you’d be unable to find the word ‘first!’ in my post. So there is no reason for you posting here. And I don’t even use fiber optic Internet!
Get thee in my behind, Satan!
LOL! You better exorcise your Kegels regularly!
Oi! Who let you out of Dreadful Pun Hell? Get back there immediately!
WIN!
Think about how much weirder it would sound if they used the Kings James Engrish Translation…
the K-Jet.
Well, if the NT can be rendered into LOLspeak, why not Engrish? “Inteh beg in inks war the ward, ander ward was Pants…
does the devil of death belong to ass?
Coming back to this later in the day, now the ass reference just makes me think of Kim Kardashian. I knew she was bad news, now it’s confirmed that she is infernal.
It’s actually Ryan E, but close enough.
Aye, now we know: the devil IS an ass!
Ass devil of death = really bad hemorrhoids?
Just remember…Every ass devil of de ath makes joy at coming train for you thinking jam – if out green harp!!!
So, they are trying to say that their farts stink really bad. Therefore, they are the Devils of Death.