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Remain clam. I am a licensed Asian-American who has spend 14-years lived all over Asia. Please. Just enjoy.

Probably meant to say, “Be seated shits”
Awwwwww! I like to defecate standing up!
Sittin’ shittin’s more comfortable.
Ladies and gentlemen, a new tongue twister! Now everyone say it five times fast.
Fifth!
count FAIL
He is fifth…
How can I be expected to defecate on command like this??? It’s like saying, “You MUST relax!”
I don’t know…my dog does it pretty well. I think you can learn
DON’T PANIC!
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What the teacher shouts at the beginning of the class: “Sit down, you little shits!” Or maybe it’s at the same establishment that requires civilised urinating?
I guess this might be the toilets, and that dr_handle might be right – the urinals will be for civilized urination, of the upstanding variety.
Bloody hell, what’s wrong with “sink,” “toilet,” “urinal”? What’s wrong with pictograms – oh wait. Sometimes the answer to that is “everything.”
This is funny, because the Chinese phrase means, “seat yourself,” but you can get the English translation by translating character-by-character instead of phrase-by-phrase. (the character on the left means both “casually” and “shit” as a noun/verb; for no more logic than the many unrelated meanings words have in English)
Well… I guess it kind of makes sense. I don’t think I’ve ever taken a formal shit.
I don’t know if I’d even know how to. Do I need a cocktail dress? Gloves? Some form of cummerbund? O.O
WIN!
Do we need to RSVP?
And yes, the gloves might be a good idea. I suggest PVC or latex.
I think I’ll wear my Nikes and JUST DO IT!
I translated it as “Sit at your convenience.”
I prefer sitting over squatting.
Eastern toilets= DO NOT WANT!
have a seat…shit down, will you?
Perhapsh shome shcottish guysh?
*enter Sean Connery joke here*
I’ll take The Penish Mightier.
When Jesus says sit, DEFECATE
i wonder if it’s the shitting version of “stop, hammertime!”…?
Don’t forget to leave off after shitting or pissing.
Well, some people need practical advice.
Sit ‘n’ Shit. How catchy.
…eat, shoot, leave…so very, very ling-ling…
In that order, please.
Sit before you sh*t