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Be Seated Defecate


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Engrish photo by Gladys G

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  1. DL3 says:

    Probably meant to say, “Be seated shits”

  2. KaBooM says:

    Awwwwww! I like to defecate standing up! :(

  3. Thomas says:

    Fifth!

  4. JohnB says:

    How can I be expected to defecate on command like this??? It’s like saying, “You MUST relax!”

  5. dr_handle says:

    What the teacher shouts at the beginning of the class: “Sit down, you little shits!” Or maybe it’s at the same establishment that requires civilised urinating?

  6. ObscureWittyReference says:

    I guess this might be the toilets, and that dr_handle might be right – the urinals will be for civilized urination, of the upstanding variety.

    Bloody hell, what’s wrong with “sink,” “toilet,” “urinal”? What’s wrong with pictograms – oh wait. Sometimes the answer to that is “everything.”

  7. Prattle Assassin says:

    This is funny, because the Chinese phrase means, “seat yourself,” but you can get the English translation by translating character-by-character instead of phrase-by-phrase. (the character on the left means both “casually” and “shit” as a noun/verb; for no more logic than the many unrelated meanings words have in English)

  8. keshet says:

    I prefer sitting over squatting.
    Eastern toilets= DO NOT WANT!

  9. I'm the chief says:

    have a seat…shit down, will you?

  10. Much Glory Hopeful says:

    When Jesus says sit, DEFECATE

  11. lolwob says:

    i wonder if it’s the shitting version of “stop, hammertime!”…?

  12. SmogMonster says:

    Don’t forget to leave off after shitting or pissing.

  13. dna_level_c says:

    Well, some people need practical advice.

  14. Pretentious White Girl says:

    Sit ‘n’ Shit. How catchy.

  15. Lllll. says:

    …eat, shoot, leave…so very, very ling-ling…

  16. SparroK says:

    In that order, please.

  17. nana says:

    Sit before you sh*t


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