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Presently, Engrish pictures posted on Wednesday, March 4th, 2009 at 12:00 pm.
Awwwwww! I like to defecate standing up!
Ladies and gentlemen, a new tongue twister! Now everyone say it five times fast.
Fifth!
count FAIL
He is fifth…
How can I be expected to defecate on command like this??? It’s like saying, “You MUST relax!”
I don’t know…my dog does it pretty well. I think you can learn
DON’T PANIC!
42
I guess this might be the toilets, and that dr_handle might be right – the urinals will be for civilized urination, of the upstanding variety.
Bloody hell, what’s wrong with “sink,” “toilet,” “urinal”? What’s wrong with pictograms – oh wait. Sometimes the answer to that is “everything.”
I prefer sitting over squatting. Eastern toilets= DO NOT WANT!
WIN!
Perhapsh shome shcottish guysh?
*enter Sean Connery joke here*
I’ll take The Penish Mightier.
When Jesus says sit, DEFECATE
Well, some people need practical advice.
Do we need to RSVP? And yes, the gloves might be a good idea. I suggest PVC or latex.
I think I’ll wear my Nikes and JUST DO IT!
…eat, shoot, leave…so very, very ling-ling…
I translated it as “Sit at your convenience.”
In that order, please.
Sit before you sh*t
that sign is a little vauge… i guess thats y theres crap on the floor….
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Awwwwww! I like to defecate standing up!
Ladies and gentlemen, a new tongue twister! Now everyone say it five times fast.
Fifth!
count FAIL
He is fifth…
How can I be expected to defecate on command like this??? It’s like saying, “You MUST relax!”
I don’t know…my dog does it pretty well. I think you can learn
DON’T PANIC!
42
I guess this might be the toilets, and that dr_handle might be right – the urinals will be for civilized urination, of the upstanding variety.
Bloody hell, what’s wrong with “sink,” “toilet,” “urinal”? What’s wrong with pictograms – oh wait. Sometimes the answer to that is “everything.”
I prefer sitting over squatting.
Eastern toilets= DO NOT WANT!
WIN!
Perhapsh shome shcottish guysh?
*enter Sean Connery joke here*
I’ll take The Penish Mightier.
When Jesus says sit, DEFECATE
Well, some people need practical advice.
Do we need to RSVP?
And yes, the gloves might be a good idea. I suggest PVC or latex.
I think I’ll wear my Nikes and JUST DO IT!
…eat, shoot, leave…so very, very ling-ling…
I translated it as “Sit at your convenience.”
In that order, please.
Sit before you sh*t
that sign is a little vauge… i guess thats y theres crap on the floor….