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Engrish photo by Gladys G

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  1. KaBooM says:

    Awwwwww! I like to defecate standing up! :(

  2. Thomas says:

    Fifth!

  3. JohnB says:

    How can I be expected to defecate on command like this??? It’s like saying, “You MUST relax!”

  4. ObscureWittyReference says:

    I guess this might be the toilets, and that dr_handle might be right – the urinals will be for civilized urination, of the upstanding variety.

    Bloody hell, what’s wrong with “sink,” “toilet,” “urinal”? What’s wrong with pictograms – oh wait. Sometimes the answer to that is “everything.”

  5. keshet says:

    I prefer sitting over squatting.
    Eastern toilets= DO NOT WANT!

  6. katirrac says:

    WIN!

  7. Magic Goat says:

    Perhapsh shome shcottish guysh?

  8. Much Glory Hopeful says:

    When Jesus says sit, DEFECATE

  9. dna_level_c says:

    Well, some people need practical advice.

  10. Droll not Troll says:

    Do we need to RSVP?
    And yes, the gloves might be a good idea. I suggest PVC or latex.

  11. Lllll. says:

    …eat, shoot, leave…so very, very ling-ling…

  12. Ashley says:

    I translated it as “Sit at your convenience.”

  13. SparroK says:

    In that order, please.

  14. nana says:

    Sit before you sh*t

  15. Patar says:

    that sign is a little vauge… i guess thats y theres crap on the floor….


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