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That’s going to be my new pickup line.
If the pun was intentional, that’s FTW!
*swoons* xD
Thats one romantic gluestick.
Just what I was thinking. We need more romance with our office supplies.
I do agree.
Why is there a plane on it?
My guess is that it’s a symbol for “OK for carry on luggage on a plane” (although I wonder with that slogan…)
It’s safe to take the glue on the plane, but your flam able heart is not permitted.
My next question is “Why would you want to take a glue stick onto a plane?”, closely followed by “Aren’t you worried that you might mistake it for your lip balm?” Oh, wait, maybe it’s a cunning ploy to deal with small children and loud Americans who will not shut up for an entire flight…
As an American who likes my flights quiet enough to sleep on, I second that usage of this product. To be fair, though in my experience … the loudest, most obnoxious, most likely to be voted off of the plane whilst airborne by the rest of the passengers passenger was an Irish child. His mother needed this, and then lessons in effective parenting.
What we really need is an international convention where an unruly child on a long haul flight is first stapled to its parent, then both of them are stuffed into the luggage hold or some equally separate compartment where they can annoy the hell out of each other rather than the rest of the passengers.
If the international convention doesn’t work, an airline that does this would be worth the (likely) extra money we’d have to pay for it. But if they gave us one of these glue sticks, I wouldn’t mind.
Never mind the kids! I once had to share a seat on a 4-hour ride with an old woman [operational definition: older than me!] who would not shut up for a second! I honestly think if we’d crashed into the sea she’d have been jabbering all the way to the bottom.
Perhaps they want you to use the gluestick as a drum stick. (Bad half-pun on flam.)
…right on (ratama)cue!
What a paradiddles you guys are.
Hey, don’t be too ruff on him.
Awww.. that’s the sweetest thing a gluestick has ever said to me!
In fact, it’s the only thing a glue stick has ever said to me D:
Wow..not often you get wooed by glue!
Kee hee! Comment win!
My heart is flammable when … I eat the wrong thing. (Bloody acid reflux.)
It’s actually a sweet sentiment…the fact that it’s coming from a glue stick, however, is quite disturbing.
that is totaly right.
That, or it’s a subtle cry for help from an unventilated factory.
This one touched my heart!
Looking at you gives me heartburn! Like something from a Weird Al parody.
Haaaahaaa, I found the mistake!
They forgot a “t” in “beautiful”, right?
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.
Surely you can’t be serious.
I am serious, and don’t call me Shirley.
I don’t think you people on these sites realise that alot of these pics are fake. This is one of them, I have seen a lot of shopps and I can definitley recognise this as one.
Just because we don’t care, it doesn’t mean we don’t know.
Stop ruining our fun.
No, (I uploaded this) Its 100% not photoshopped.. I bought it from the dollar store in a craft package, to be exact…
(I dont have luck with dollar store glue, I got this, then once I bought some that turned everything I glued green! Oh noes!
Your dollar store = FAIL…
Worthwhile musical rejoinder:
Elton John’s remake of “Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds” (and don’t ask why).
And for some reason, I was also reminded of the one-hit wonder Sniff and the Tears (“Drivers’ Seat,” 1978) in seeing the phrasing.
I’m really sorry, but it’s imperative that I ask you **WHY ** ??
In reply to the query of “Much Glory Helpful,” who asked
It just came across in my mind.
Aww….
Glue stick love you!!!
AND WANTS YOU TO TAKE IT ON A PLANE!
It’s the long-anticipated sequel to “Snakes on a Plane”–”Glue Sticks on a Plane”!
Oh, noooo!!! I can’t get up from my seat!!!
Well, at least you can still mmmmphhmmmnnmmmhh!!! Mmmm gmmm mmm!!!
Help!! I can’t open my eyes!!!!!
Shut up!!! I can’t get into the restroom!!! It’s glued shut!!!
If you’re glued to your seat, more than just the restroom must be glued shut! Problem solved?
awww…it’s so cute! it has a crush on someone!
I’ve got a pen that says that exact phrase. The only reason I bought it was so that I could cheer myself up whilst taking particularly dreary chemistry notes.
It does it’s job.