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Where is this Because place??
The legendary place of glow in the dark butterflies?
I think its near Detroit
Because plays Centre Field.
Okay, but who’s on first?
I Don’t Know…that’s why I’m asking you!
Third base.
I don’t give a darn.
Yes he is
And what’s on second
And i don’t know’s on third
Glow in the dark butterflies = radioactive source = Chernobyl
(Or Washington DC circa 2077)
first fail
She had me at because.
Maybe Because is a bar, where things happened …
“Long time ago, at Because, we were drinking [name of drink here] and [X] occurred”
Don’t you hate it when [X] occurs? It’s such a mood wrecker.
Engrish “Once upon a time”?
That was my guess too.
Because was an ancient kingdom in southwestern France. There are many beautiful castles there with centuries of history. Today, there are many factories and Because is a large soap manufacturing area. There is much tourism, and many people come for the beautiful beaches, historic castles, and cities full of culture.
And the very sophisticated, yet very expensive, soap.
Et les papillons, aussi.
(Otherwise, why would they be on the shirt?)
And other people go there just Because.
The butterflies want to know “Where have all the flowers gone?” (long time ago) from the song by Pete Seeger.
No, I’m sorry, this is a call to remember all those butterflies who died in Because, when that dreadful happening, er, happened. Those of us who lived through it are so hideously traumatised that we can’t talk about it. Oh, their poor broken little bodies, I can still hear the “crunch crunch crunch” of their wings underfoot…
But did you hear the “scream of the butterfly”? I’ve always wondered if Jim Morrison ever did…
No one ever suspects the butterfly.
NOBODY expects the butterfly! It’s chief weapon is surprise and fear… it’s two chief weapons are surprise, fear, and ruthless efficiency…
Iron Butterfly? No, maybe just fold carefully and put in the closet.
It’s obvious isn’t it? “Because” is a magical land of butterflies in Medieval legend. I know it’s Medieval because of the telltale use of Gothic calligraphy.
Either that, or it’s an email address – longtimeago@because.com
By the way – I checked. Butterflies are NOT flies that are attracted to butter! Nor are they made of butter! Stupid name really. Utterly misleading.
God, WHERE are all these Engrish shirts? I would totally wear one just to see the weird looks I’d get.
If I actually saw one in a store, I’d definitely buy it, just to say I owned it. Wearing it in public, however…I don’t know that I’d do that. I guess it depends on what it said.
what if it said “He who goes to bed with an itchy butt wakes up with a stinky finger”
Um…no, I would not wear that. I would give it as a gag gift, though.
i have one that says:
“Hello, Little Cock
let’s be good.”
there’s a bunny, and there’s a rooster in a boat.
it’s like small enough for a toddler.
“long time ago at because”
I don’t see anything remotely funny about that. Oh well, there’s always the rest of the ICHC network.
…. and they lived happily ever after!! MUAHAHAHAA!!!!!111
…
… What? You still didn’t see the funny part? Oh well, I guess you missed it.
Whoosh!
Must be a hoody. it went right over my head.
Omg i think that manacin has…stuff.
I’d buy/wear that! XD