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Confusion! Wells in me like pudding on mighty mountain.
i want to see what the other side of the shirt says
I definitely prefer my ice cream always happy. Sad ice cream is such a downer in the summer.
Also, I’m amused by the suspense-inducing final “and” with nothing following.
OK by me. Just bring me the children. No dessert.
I like children, too. But I can’t eat a whole one by myself.
I like children…..preferably fried
and……..AND!?!?!??!?!?????????
HAPPY! (u still have to ask?)
The suspense!!! Argh!
Looks like “Always Happy Children And” was copypasta’d into a random position without knowing what it’d do to the sentence structure. :/
I like my ice cream unhappy and depressed, cuz that’s how I will feel after I eat it.
No, no, no… that’s how you feel beforehand. Then you eat 2 gallons of it and everything’s better!
I’d like to know where to find the always happy children! I’d be glad to trade in my usually cranky and often downright surly child on a happier model…
Always happy ice cream, and…
…deliriously joyful chocolate sauce?
More chocolate? If you don’t eat your testes, you can’t have any ice cream! How can you have any ice cream if you don’t eat your testes?
You! Yes, you in the corner! Stand STILL, laddie!
I laughed harder at the title (Scientology in a nutshell) than at the shirt itself…
XD
That’s exactly where Scientology belongs.
….NO AND THEN!!!!
We all know that happy ice cream during summer = children. Taste more chocolatey!
read it backwards. “children and ice cream…!!! always happy, children and summer… always happy”. i dont understand the “NOW!” part. unless this is just truly terrible grammar. there is probably something on the back of the shirt.
That is the back of the shirt. The front says ” You DON’T know what words mean, DO YOU!?”
YAY! children…summer…icecream…happy. yep pretty much wraps it up alright.
Please make shirt of this and!
WIN