He’s mostly harmless, but we keep him away from kids

We serve milktea coffee cheese cake and fine wine
Zhang sanfeng is a crazy cat
He likes milktea coffee cheese cake
In night he loves wine
Because he feel sexy more.
Engrish photo by Alexandre C
poor poor crazy cat
Is there a Mrs. Crazy Cat?
i’ll bet that crazy cat knows where it’s at.
Milktea doesn’t sound very good.
actually its not very bad, just creamer with black tea, I drank it in guam for the longest time. Its a British custom, that Asian countries picked up, Japan has a few companies including Coco Cola who make them…
yea, actually I was rather baffled when I found out that ppl in USA don’t put creamer in their tea XD
Depends, some cream, some lemon, some take it black.
Damn tea-racists!
This… looks more like a practical joke than a mistranslated whatever.
okay thats some obvious photo shopping the font is flat and has not seasoned along with the sign so it’s fake
yea i noticed the same thing shame on this horrible person
The curvature of the words seems to fit the sign; likewise, the “seasoning” or weathering looks more to me like something was stuck/taped there and it was taken off. It’s not as if the black background/wood is evenly worn over the entire surface. It’s not impossible that if they were being cheap, that they put new lettering on a not-new surface.
… Any feedback from the person who sent it in?
The curvature was the first sign to me that this is fake. It’s curved at the top and curved at the bottom but perfectly straight in the middle. The whole middle is fake, in my opinion.
The lines in the middle aren’t curved because they’re in the center of the focus. FFS.
Glad other people already noticed this is a real bad photoshop making it unfunny.
Even as a photoshop, it made me laugh, because what kind of random mind would make up something like that to photoshop onto it? Is the photoshopper just a really strange person or were there interesting substances being smoked?
Heavens! Of that my husband feels!
What the heck is your avatar? When I zoom in it looks like a Minnie Mouse porn shot!
Awesome freaking cat
How does milktea coffee cheese cake taste?
I completely agree with zhang sanfeng.
Zhang Sanfeng is my hero =)
The last actually means “he feels sexy Who*e
Aww. I was laughing until you people pointed out it was a photoshop. Oooo… Shiny.
Well, that’s really weird and hilarious at the same time. Who the heck is crazy cat? Who the heck made ths sign????? WTF!!!!