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engrish funny great wall

Memory of the Great Wall,
If you (don’t) climbed the Great Wall,
you not a hero.
It will be pity if you don’t take a certificate.

Engrish Photo By: JJ

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  1. Achul says:

    No heroes at all at the Great Wall.not at all..

  2. Achul says:

    BTW.First!

  3. RankMyTyping says:

    The guy looks so nice and yet so mean

  4. WorrierPrincess says:

    I wonder if the certificate is in Engrish too. Anyone?

  5. ricki says:

    It’s like the Chinese Mr. T!

    “I pity the foo’ who don’t take certificate!”

  6. dr_handle says:

    Anybody can climb the Great Wall. Now, tap-dancing the length of it, that might be heroic. Really really stupid, yes, but heroic in the scale of its stupidity.

  7. L. Gayle says:

    This is actually a common saying in China. It’s something like, “bu dao Changcheng fei haohan,” which means, “no get to Great Wall, not good man,” or, in better English, “We are not true heroes if we do not reach the Great Wall.”

  8. Joe says:

    My cooter itches.

  9. Joe Bible says:

    I don’t get it.

  10. bradleyf81 says:

    Chinese in general seem to be pretty big on certificates, and not just as a “reward”. I’m living in Singapore right now (island nation at the southern tip of Malaysia), which is primarily Chinese. They seem to want a damn certificate for everything here. Did you know they have “hospitality” schools here? They want you to have a certificate to stand at a counter and welcome people to a hotel.

  11. Kyo says:

    it makes sense, you can’t prove having climbed the Great Wall unless you buy a certificate.

  12. P says:

    How much you want to bet that cut out square is an “a”

  13. Why do you care? says:

    I wonder if they think that kind of advertising works? “You are a pity and not a hero if you don’t buy stuff from me!”

    Then again…it probably DOES work!

  14. I love the little cutouts/inserts that are meant to correct this wonderfulness.

  15. Francisco says:

    I PITY THE FOOL!!!


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