-
Your Yacks Currently
Doug Harris on What an interesting disti… paws4thot on Should we eat somewhere e… paws4thot on Should we eat somewhere e… cannibalchris on What a victoly! Bran on If you’re in the Witness… quizzical on Two great tastes that taste vi… bluejade on No. BAAAA! bluejade on Were the guns just not cutting… lexan D on Should we eat somewhere e… lexan D on If you’re in the Witness… 
Cheezburger Network Blog
it tastes like Ass….
Maybe ‘an Ass’?… no, I think I was right the first time.
I didn’t know they could train donkeys to fry chicken! Now if they could just train them to work the registers, we might actually get better service…
I was under the impression that donkys were already behind the counter… and in the head office…
cooked like my ass
Note the sign does not say “Donkey.”
Don’t know “Donky” is, but on this sign it could be a noun, adjective or an adverb.
Perhaps it was a misprint for “dorky.”
hmmm? Dorky Fried Chicken? Wonder what that would taste like?
I’m told that it tastes like geeky human.
It probaby tastes like chicken, since people seem to think most everything (e.g. rabbit, turtle, frog, alligator, rattlesnake, etc.) does. But I think you have to spit out the pocket protector.
You shouldn’t over-process your food: most of the fibre is in the pocket protector.
UrbanDictionary says it’s a contraction for “dumb honky” and is supposed to be an offensive term for a stupid white person.
So the rip-off names would be “Cracker Fried Chicken” or “Redneck Fried Chicken” or similar?
As I former cracker, I must say I never had a problem with the fried chicken in the south. It was alway delicious.
What do you call a donkey with one leg ?
a wonkey donkey
What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye ?
a winkey wonkey donkey
What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye and makin’ love ?
a bonkey winkey wonkey donkey
What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye makin’ love while
breaking wind ?
a stinkey bonkey winkey wonkey donkey
What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye makin’ love while
breaking wind wearing blue suede shoes ?
a honkey tonkey stinkey bonkey winkey wonkey donkey !
What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye makin’ love while
breaking wind wearing blue suede shoes and playing the piano ?
a plinkey plonkey honkey tonkey stinkey bonkey winkey wonkey donkey!!
What do you call a tiny donkey with one leg and one eye makin’ love
while breaking wind wearing blue suede shoes and playing the piano ?
A dinkey plinkey plonkey honkey tonkey stinkey bonkey winkey wonkey
donkey!!
Win!
Allow me to rephrase what Hugeass over here just said, only so it can be better understood.
BLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLA
wow that clears THAT up! Thanks Thomass.
penis
venus
Between us.
divide by zero… what now bitches!!!
Infinity…
geez, that wasn’t hard in the slightest.
Now if I start talking about integrals…
For instance, did you know that the integral of a differential of a function over the original function is equal to the natual logarithm of the modulus of the original function???
Don’t go starting things you can’t win…
Possibly replace ‘a function’ with ‘an equation’
What, are you in AP calculus too?!?
slightly higher, I’m doing A-Level further maths.
dude i can solve a second order differential equation using series
solutions and i’m in PREcal
Actually don’t go starting things you don’t have a chance of understanding. I did some calculus and I’m bloody lost!! Anyone got a map back to reality
Sadly, All I can lead you to is the integral of Sine^3(X)e^x… which is evenn worse…
random.
Hopefully, that’s NOT one of the secret ingredients.
This isn’t some obscure geographical reference to a style of cooking that originated in a now-lost state of the YouSay, is it?
So Yousay, but I believe HearNow is the correct place…
or HereNow, whichever one tickles your boat…
Well, Kentucky (as in Kentucky Fried Chicken) is abbreviated “KY,” which explains the last part, but we’re missing the Don.
He took the gun and left the chicken.
(or was it the other way around?)
he left the chicken and took the gun.
Well, better than Chickn Fried Donkey
I had that in Chinatown in Dallas, once.
They have these all over korea. They’re never open in songtan.
Yay sister!
I’ve always wanted a donkey fried with chicken :3
I used to stop here and get chicken on the way home drunk in Songtan, South Korea… It was right down from my apartment.. It was tasty, however the cuts they did on the chicken were questionable…