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Ow! No!
*piercing [see title]
Noticed it, too. But perhaps it was on purpose?
As it has since been corrected, perhaps not.
Haha I’ll have a pair thanks.
they wrote this after staring at Selma Hayek’s pic on lolcelebs
I think it is like a nipple piercing but it involves vegetables too…
According to the menu, it involves fish. Women can choose to have their nipples pierced with seafood, a shrimp, “turf & surf” (whatever that’s supposed to be), fish, or go for the manhatten style.
Manhattan style – same as the other boroughs, but costs more than Brooklyn, etc., style.
“Turf & surf” is a mixture of beef & seafood. Down Here, we get “Reef & Beef”.
These are breast piercings for ladeez – the “Shrimp skewer” is for men of lesser, er, endowment to have prawns dangled off the ends of their, um, yes, in order to turn an unimpressive appendage into a real talking point.
Should help them to master bait.
….since you appear to have invented a new dish- Wang King Prawns.
Jeezuz suffering feck – you know the way. Watch out for the new revolving door.
Now you have brought up the New Yorker style cartoon in my mind, the one in which the waiter tells the diner, “I don’t care what Surf and Turf means in other restaurants. Here it’s a clump of sod in a bowl of seawater.”
LOL WIN!
Don’t like cream on my skewers tho…
Long Live Giggle Panda!
SHOOT THE PANDA.
SKEWER THE PANDA!
Shiskapanda
Shiskabear
Why do people hate Panda?
Because Panda is CREEPY and EEBIL. PANDA MUST DIE you skewer l’idiot Panda now throw down muddy steps POON!
put panda’s ass on the menu in l’idiot
…. on a poo pad to give it that bamboo fragrance!
For when it’s time to wean the baby…….
I just had a mental pain shoot strait through my nipples…
not the panda :0
its innocent…
So was Waiting, but they prosecuted him too.
Ow!
A topless satay restaurant is something I could totally get behind.
Wouldn’t you prefer the frontal view?
All views can be nice.
See beauty where it is for what it is; don’t try to force nature into a preconceived aesthetic.
Maybe the person who typed this out had been influenced by Will Self’s “Grumpy Old Men” appearance, in which he explains that when a person with body piercings dies, they go to hell, where a demon threads them onto a skewer through all their piercing holes and slowly roasts them for centuries, then pulls them off the skewer into a giant pita bread and offers them as a snack to some demonic demi-urge, asking “Do you want any sauce on that?” Mmmmmmm, gothkebab…