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L’Idiot Restaurant

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  1. firefox737 says:

    Wow, I resturant like.

  2. Raindrop says:

    i don fink i wil eet hur, i iz NO stoopy!!

  3. Someone says:

    As least they try to be polite about it

  4. absolutmarie says:

    sacre bleu!

  5. Thomas says:

    Haha…it was in the movie L.A. Story with Steve Martin and hilarious…but it’s even funnier that it’s real!

  6. JohnB says:

    They really need to update their name, since the use of “idiot” as a clinical diagnosis was eliminated in the ’50s. Even the term “mental retardation” is being phased out currently, so the current PC name should be, “L’Severe to Profound Intellectual Deficit,” or whatever that would be in French.

    • JohnB says:

      I’m sorry, actually that “deficit” should be “disability.” I’ve been around long enough that I really need a translation program to turn the words I learned to express things into their current accepted terminology.

      • George says:

        Current PC terminology is “developmentally disabled”, retard.

        • Shalie says:

          Actually political correctness dictates the use of person-first language.

        • dr_handle says:

          Current PC terminology is “developmentally differently abled”. Where will it end? It’s ridiculous. “Cretin” or “idiot” tell you everything you need to know in one word.

          • Droll not Troll says:

            PC doesn’t concern me. My iMac is just fine, thanks.
            And if I see a person with a white cane about to walk into danger, I’m going to shout “Hey, blind person!”, not stop to work out what mealy-mouthed term is in vogue.

            • dr handle says:

              Oh dear, I did get into such trouble at work… a visiting fatuous suit was described to me by another fatuous suit as “visually differently abled”, and I agreed that yes, she was indeed ugly. Oops. Political correctness FAIL. (What they would’ve made of the workmate who said later “I dunno, I’d've fucked her dog” I don’t know.)

        • JohnB says:

          “Developmentally disabled” went out of being PC years ago. Keep up, George.

          • Droll not Troll says:

            What screwball ever applied that term to a person? Sounds more like a gadget prototype that doesn’t work.

            • JohnB says:

              In this case, the push came largely from bureaucrats, who unfortunately don’t seem to have anything better to do than change the names for things and deciding what the great new term for something should be. In the past year, the state division that governs the agency I work for has changed its name twice. I had just barely learned the first new name when they announced the change to the second, which I still literally cannot recall. I could give them quite a few new names, myself, that would be much easier to remember, but they undoubtedly wouldn’t like them!

              • Droll not Troll says:

                Hmm. Sounds like you get more than just “spit” on, figuratively at least.

                • JohnB says:

                  I can take it. I’ve been working within a dysfunctional system for many years. But the people I serve are the ones who really get **** on. (Hint: **** rhymes with spit.)

  7. ObscureWittyReference says:

    Why?!?

  8. Funnyhaha says:

    this is why they choose the name:
    http://www.lidiotrestaurant.com/philosophy

    • Someone says:

      So, they only have honest food on their menu and every table can create its own menu. Now I too see why they chose that name.

      • Someone says:

        Not to mention the ending words :P

        • Much Glory Hopeful says:

          Maybe he/she meant this page:

          http://www.lidiotrestaurant.com/our-team/service-team

          • Someone says:

            Why can’t I post links? When I try to respond with one and some text, nothing gets posted (and when I select the menu link instead of the link to the .pdf file).

            Anyway, on the site, click on menu and select Tasting Menu (which itself already sounds weird. Yes, I’d like to taste your menu please. I guess it’s a restaurant for idiots). Some weird things like “molten cake”. Now perhaps that’s normal, I don’t know since my native language isn’t English.

            • Much Glory Hopeful says:

              Sometimes the automatic filter on the site blocks them. Sometimes they don’t show up for a while. I haven’t figured out a pattern as to what can go through and what can’t.
              Molten lava cake (or molten chocolate cake) are real. The filling is still a bit solft, as if it were molten, like lava.

              • Much Glory Hopeful says:

                … a bit soft …

              • ObscureWittyReference says:

                Chocolate lava cake is quite good if done correctly.
                A tasting menu is where you can try bits of different dishes, instead of having just an appetizer and an entree. It’s an opportunity to try a little of everything, or at leasts a little of several things of their choosing. Rather than a full plate, it’s just a taste. Have enough tastes, and it can constitute a meal.

              • Droll not Troll says:

                Doesn’t even have to be a link! I tried to post something recently where I mentioned a website- OK, it’s a porn site, but I was trying to make a point- and that message disappeared. That filter must be set really fine.

            • nyuk says:

              Maybe it’s like a “lava cake”…Appears to be an inividual size sponge cake with no icing or decoration and served hot, but when you break into it a thick, sweet pudding oozes out.

          • ChzCakeKitteh says:

            “Service Team: Be back soon”
            That’s typical L’Idiot service…

        • Much Glory Hopeful says:

          I guess L’existentialist was taken…

  9. thedeebo says:

    For classy idiots, we use French!

  10. TurboPanda says:

    I wonder if they have home breed young a$$ meat on the menu…

  11. dr_handle says:

    ATTENTION PARENTS: if you are one of those brain-dead morons who thinks that it’s perfectly acceptable to take your small children out to eat and let them run riot in the cafe or restaurant whilst you ignore them, smile indulgently or take umbrage when staff ask you politely to control your destructive offspring – THIS RESTAURANT IS FOR YOU.

    • ObscureWittyReference says:

      I hate those people.
      When I was young, on the handful of occasions that I acted up in restaurants, I was taken to the car with one parent while the other parent finished their dinner in peace. My father’s philosophy on this was “the people in there did not go out to dinner so they could listen to you have a tantrum.” Would that everyone had that approach …

      • dr_handle says:

        Ditto here – we were always on our best behaviour if we were taken out to eat as kids, because anything except perfect manners would result in being removed and suffering the consequences.

  12. daji says:

    This actually made me giggle. I’m not sure I’d eat there, though…

  13. Droll not Troll says:

    I bet this place has dumb-waiters.

    • dr handle says:

      I am choosing to believe that you mean “the waiters don’t speak”, because I cannot imagine that you would be in a hurry to go back to Dreadful Pun Hell.

      • ChzCakeKitteh says:

        I do believe that was a pun having to do with mentally challenged waiters and dumwaiters, those things that go from floor to floor of houses usually trasportign clothes and food and little children to steal game boards from the basement, where aliens are hogging all the stuff to burn. I HAZ A RUN-ON SENTENCE AND I’M QUITE MAD YOU SEE! BAHAHAHAHAHA! frog in the hole, wot wot tally-hoo!

  14. Amelie says:

    I fail to see how this qualifies as Engrish though… because idiot is a French word and has basically the same meaning in French and English…
    ?

    • Droll not Troll says:

      I think the caption here applies to your concern. So what if its not Engrish- it’s funny!

      • dr_handle says:

        Franglais! J’aime beaucoup le franglais, je crois que c’est bloody hilarious. C’est la langue que les Poms parlent when sur les holidays, pour example “Ou est le bloody ferry terminal?”

        • Droll not Troll says:

          Incredibly surreal comment, dr_handle! I wonder how many times I’ll have to read it before it no longer makes me laugh? :) :) :)

  15. segaphile says:

    You’re little, and an idiot… I think I’ll call you… THE LIDIOT!!

    Crimson Chin Win!

  16. dumpkoff says:

    Am I the only one that thinks that photograph is a blatant photoshop??

    The way the letters stand out and the contrst on the colours compared to the rest of the photo…..? no? Just me??

    Damn…… maybe I’m l’idiot!! ;o)

  17. kurtofan says:

    Flançaisl ol

  18. Hobbes says:

    Is it really for idiots?

  19. daniel says:

    There is a wapanese habit of trying to make their shops and businesses sound up market by adding french names – just by pulling names out of the dictionary…. Sort of “oh, that sounds nice” and not going any further and actually wondering what is *really* means…

  20. Sarah says:

    omg i think i’ve seen that before o.O
    is that in taiwan?

  21. Vartan says:

    I don’t get what’s funny about this, there’s nothing wrong with it.

    There is a restaurant in LA called “La Poubelle” (the trash bin), it’s in the same spirit.

  22. Will says:

    In “L.A. Story” Steve Martin goes through hell to get a reservation at a restaurant called L’Idiot.

  23. Lolass says:

    LOL – I’ve eaten there!! – It’s really overpriced and very odd, but the company was paying . . .

  24. PH says:

    idiot :D DD lol

  25. nick says:

    Hmmm, how’s the service?


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