Don’t trust strangers with devil candy

Devil Candy
Invite your friends or colleagues to taste the lollipop with fill. It has unique flavor and new feelings. The candy is like a devil and rest stick can be used by friends to blow.
Engrish photo by Simon B
I don’t want the friends to blow!
I don’t like my candy to blow…
or have feelings.
I don’t know about friends, but a colleague would work out. Yeah, I would rest the stick to use them blow.
These must be the lollipops they used in the 4kids version of One Piece
……. oh the horror
*crawls under a rock*
the truly evil candy
hopefully stick is hollow for easier snorting of blow.
this is just the win.
The devils in that there candy
And apparently he has new feelings. That’s likely to make his job rather difficult.
Feelings or no, I’m not blowing him.
But then you’ll miss the unique flavor!
O.O
Who the hell is fill and why would I want to eat lollipops with him?
I duno, but he has BaconLube and a cat with ‘rectum problems’
Oh, Hell. I’ll try it.
The fun thing is, the translation is actually correct this time.
Which means the “devil” candy is *really* devilish.
Dude! I so know what I’m giving out this Halloween!!
The hell with the candy (which is apparently where it is made!). But I could sure use a good stick of rest. Wonder if rest sticks come in different sizes. I’ll take an extra large, please!
When meat blown out just isn’t enough.
It actually says:
Evil candy
Evil taste, invite your friends to try it.
I dont want my friends to blow my evil candy
gj,gj
way to pat yourself on the back there buddy
It’s a win in that Helvetica is used as the font on this.
Helvetica is the name of a widely used sans-serif typeface developed in 1957 by Swiss typeface designer Max Miedinger.
“unique flavor and new feelings” — wow, that’s my favorite power ballad from the ’90s!
they’re right, it is evil to eat candy that has feelings.
nah…someone did that on purpose!
Funny. This whole thing reminds me of an ex-girlfriend. Purty damn accurate, actually. I still get night sweats about her, too.
Also funny: the “MADE IN CHINA” printed on the bottom. Really, no sh… err, meadow muffins!
funny there is also a mistake in the chinese characters! (instead of “like”, it spells “elephant”, homophones)
I blew a girl’s devil candy and I liked it…then I went to Hell . . .
I think this is 50cent’s kinda thing
Wanna blow the stick of mt Devil Candy?
so wrong…
my friends will blow?