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engrish funny wash hands

please don’t wash your hands at the pool

Engrish photo by Joshua Lee Halford

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  1. ObscureWittyReference says:

    Looks like just another summer weekend at Coney Island … crowds, water of dubious quality, senseless signage …
    I <3 NY.

  2. Droll not Troll says:

    Extreme finger bowl!

  3. TurboPanda says:

    it sez dont wash your hands in the pool
    your free to wash your hands in this tank :D

  4. JohnB says:

    Since we were so recently informed that “poo” means crab, I assume this is a typo, and we are being urged not to wash our hands in the poo. Of course, in Engrish, “crap” also often means crab, so it’s probably best to avoid dipping your hands in poo or crap. Anyone who would casually dip their hands into a tank with live crabs probably is probably much less dangerous without fingers, anyway.

    • Hell Hath No Fury says:

      So NOW you tell me? after all these years, I’ve been doing it WRONG?!
      *hangs head in shame, goes to therapy*

  5. Hell Hath No Fury says:

    Oooh! Dungeness crab! I love Dungeness Spit, it’s my most flavoritest beach in Washington. I was just there last weekend digging geoducks and watching the otters, and then went to Olympic Game Farm and got my car mirrors and sunroof crushed by a bison. Apparently insurance doesn’t cover that. Okay, I’ll shut up now.

    • JohnB says:

      I guess you’ll think again before shuffling off to buffalo!

      • Hell Hath No Fury says:

        My blonde daughter was feeding banana out the sunroof and ran out when the rest of the buffalo caught on to the banana-giving. angry buffalo-ness ensued.

        • ObscureWittyReference says:

          And your insurance considers that an “act of God” or other natural event that they don’t have to cover, something like that?

        • dr handle says:

          Well, there’s your problem right there – you should always check that your insurance policy covers you against angry buffalo-ness. And angry steps. And fring birds, especially if you have a sunroof.

        • I'm the chief says:

          moral of the story: don’t buy cars with sunroof.

    • Droll not Troll says:

      Did you wash your hands in a bison? *regional accent*

  6. David says:

    Pool’s Closed.

  7. dr handle says:

    However, feel free to wash your genitals in here – we like a laugh as much as anyone else, and the crabs are always hungry.

  8. simone says:

    hello i like your blog don

  9. Delta Sierra says:

    This sign is perfectly correct. It’s disgusting to wash your hands in the pool, which as everyone knows is for peeing.

  10. IsumoVamp says:

    Wash my hands at the pool? Why would that come to mind when looking at this tank?

  11. ham says:

    if the crabs get to, i get to!


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