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FIRST!
If you want to be number 1- PISS OFF!
I assure you, you are no the first.
May I suggest condoms and a vaccination.
So many bad comments to make… It’s mind boggling.
THIRD!! LULZ
uhhh…I wonder if “Shaking the Thick Stick” goes against any indecency laws
modeling softbody ..
sounds fun
Nothing on the list sounds like anything you’d want to do in front of your mother-in-law.
Can you do it TO your mother-in-law?
Only if you live in a trailer and agree to appear on the Jerry Springer show afterwards.
Can I do it to YOUR MOM?
Maybe but your Mom loved it.
What is this- a strip joint?
Oh god, you know that Achmed and Fatimeh moron is going to do a gay sex story with this.
IN SOVIET RUSSIA, THICK STICK SHAKES YOU!
Yeah, well, about these Russia-Jokes. They’re not funny (mostly) and certainly not in CAPS. Go think about about a funny comment.
I found it funny… But, I just find the phrase “shake the thick stick” really really funny for some reason…
So we just dive off the springboard into a one-handed handstand all the while softly shaking the thick stick? Sounds like a sex stunt to me
Pictures please!
But no sound effects.
On first date, *both* hands on the table at all times. Hoop diving is definitely not appropriate.
This IS a check list for qualifying for the second date.
Well, maybe if it’s his birthday…
They left out Soot Juggling, Nailing Jelly to a Tree and Sex While Standing Up in a Hammock.
What, all at once?
Okay, okay…BUT, what about shaking the thick stick with one hand on the SECOND date? no? Too soon? Hoop diving the soft body on the third date?
Damn, I guess I’m just a horndog.
Date-with-hooker options gallore
Wost. Fake. Ever.
I know Fail Blog has low standards, but this is ridiculously absurd. Can we get some real fails around here?
We have. You’re Exhibit A.
should be exhibit “L”
…no wait I mean R! no wait it’s L! R? L?? THE ENGRISH IS CONSUMING ME HAAAAARRRPP!!
NOOOOOOO the Engrish be nomming Anomnomnom! Halp!
This are being ENGRISH FUNNY!
DIS ARE NOT FUCKUP!
go shake your thick stick at the Talk Cock Sing Song bar.
On the contrary. I’ve always found a softbody to be a prerequisite of thick-stick shaking…
but can it be done while also doing one-handed handstand?
*Sighs disconsolately* In my younger days…
If he models a too-soft body at me, no likelihood of shaking the thick stick after.
Different strokes for different folks.
Is it just me or is it IMPOSSIBLE to do a one-handed handstand?
I could understand doing a two-handed handstand but this is just asking for too much
I’m pretty sure I saw a one-handed handstand on Australia’s Got Talent. Amazing guy!
LMAO! But can you do it all at the same time?
omfg i laughed so hard im so saving this, thanx for the laugh teehee
OMG, shake the thick stick really made me roflol. (still laughing)
These are the criteria for that other kid’s sweatshirt for how to judge his mother’s partners.