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It’d be really cool if they had a talking cock singing songs for the customers.
Move over Showbiz Pizza Place and the robotic orchestra! A giant talking robotic cock singing karaoke-style to egg the customers on to sing too — a HUGE win!
I think they talk cock and sing songs about it!
Or swing cocks and sink shlongs?
maybe they meant rooster? I always talk rooster when i go to the local entertainment bar at mondays.
I’m the first who say “first” in this post.
actually ‘talk cock’ is from Singapore. its like our language. talking cock = talking rubbish. so this isn’t really a fail
Could be the local hangout for all the poultry farmers and breeders. You go in and there’s a sea of bib overalls (like a Hee-Haw convention), plus the place smells like chicken feed, among other things. Gawd, I’d need to get soused myself. Don’t know what they’d be singin’ ’bout, though…
No engrish here.
This picture is taken either from my country Singapore or my neighbouring country Malaysia.
Talk Cock Sing Song is slang for, loosely, “talking nonsense and having fun”
Nope. No Engrish Funny. Just a inter-cultural misunderstanding.
Inter-cultural misunderstanding is all part of the fun on Engrish….
I do wonder about the sign being in Singapore, though, considering all the English spoken and considering either UK Engrish speakers or US Engrish speakers would’ve known the slang meaning of “cock”… could be the owners were aware, too, and were having a funny themselves.
Slang doesn’t tend to travel well, and a direct translation of a Singapore/Malaysian slang term (or even if this term started as an English one and not translated from, say, Malay or Mandarin) may very well strike outsiders as “Engrish funny”. Engrish tends to be mangled or misunderstood cross-cultural translations, and this seems to fit the bill. In this case, its the outsiders not getting the locals, instead of the locals not getting the outsiders.
I’m starting to sound like that Wiki person. Please shoot me. Can’t help myself; former English Major, so again, please shoot me.
Wiki person? ooh, i must get to know the Wiki person, maybe i can carry him arround, its nice to have a dictionary around…
I shall call him…. Wiki-me!
…and a talking one too. but make sure he doesn’t spit while he talks…today i feel vulgar.
Ya, but they were not using slang… That rooster was fun to talk to.
yea but this website is suppose to be funny on really really bad english.. whereas this is just a slang..n if thats wrong..then the whole of USA would be worst..since its the country with most slangs on the english language..its like..if its ok to talk crap or talk thrash..then what is wrong with talk cock? ..so yeah..a slang and a fail engrish is a huge difference
Who cares? Everybody laughed at “kiek in de kok” and “Titti Dispenser”
*mumbles* Dumbass.
ENGRISH FAIL!! SINGLISH WIN!!
Our great emperor lee demands all Singlish supporters to be executed. Watch your back
hahaha emperor lee.
Think the title hits it on the head, though…
I bet the most popular songs with the Karaoke crowd would be Whip It by Devo, Up For the Down Stroke by Parliament, Shock the Monkey by Peter Gabriel, Love Comes in Spurts by Richard Hell and the Voidoids….
& I’ll shut up now.
Slade- Cum On Feel the Noize (don’t even think of those heavy metal schnooks who re-did it in the eighties)…
OK, now I’ll shut up. Promise.
It was Quiet Riot.
combine “talk cock” with a wild-west styled cowboy swinging-bar door, “sing song” and lots of booze? it surely is totally ghey.
broke back cock song?
Known in the hispanic world as: La Cockaracha
Folk song WIN!
uh oh! another potential punster to watch out for, fairy!
I’m here to talk with my cock and sing a song, and I’m all out of cock… wait, let me try that again…
It sounds like the sort of thing that a lot of gay men could really get behind.
yeah I guess they’d really bend over for it.
Or alternatively get down with it.
I suspect they’d suck it right up.
WTF
It needs an exclamation point.
*sigh* I wish my cock can sing to me…
At least it might hum if you keep the beat.
*sighs disconsolately* It’s been years since anyone made it hum…
I’m afraid I’m not very fluent in cock.. how about we have a chat in boobs instead?
You could have areolae long chat.
Perhaps we could share some of our really fond mammaries.
This train of thought needs to be nipped right up front.
That would be an unusual operation. Usually they add, not subtract.
What size type will we get if we keep this chain going for days? How bizarre!!!
I notice the commentshave stopped embracing myunderside.I really miss that!
I notice there comes a point where we run out of comment space. And the rebuttles keep losing lines that magically appear later.
oh my god…it’s like the walls are closing in on you. ok you have 30 seconds to make your escape or you’ll be crushed to death
give me back my rebuttle! By the way, what happens to really long words, like sphygmomanometer?
Keep using words like that and you’ll get a cuff round the ear!
For ear cuffs you’d need to see an otolaryngologist.
or a earcuffologist. how about the sentence ” the biologist wish to randomize a (insert word for watever sphygmomanometer belongs to) sphygmomanometer to a new sphygmomanometer because of the old one’s unsphygmomanometeriness.”
but i can talk a load of bollocks and sing out loud anywhere, as long as i’m drunk.
Believe me, this is not a unique talent.
go to: http://www.talkingcock.com – it should shed some light on this.
hahahaha I send a bunch of friends to that bar
pool and karoake and brothel pub
This place must be located at the corners of Kitchen-Dick St. and Woodcock Ave.
I used to have one of those, but it broke. Now I have to sing to my cock myself.
I wanna take ya to a GAY BAHR!
they forgot one more line
“talk cock sing song PLAY MAHJONG!”
now thats complete ;p
Oh, man. I wish we had one of these in my home town. Most. Popular. Bar. Ever. XD
Woot! This is taken off Thomson Road in Singapore, I believe. Seen that signboard a few times and gaffaw at how apt is it.
Basically Singaporeans like to sit around and “talk cock” (talk nonsense) and “sing song” (literally that)… coupled with some booze, it’ll be fun!
It’s not gay, it’s just Uniquely Singapore *snort*
yup thats in singapore
thats not engrish on purpose (i hope)
its a Singaporean slang
talk cock sing song = conversations (and bitching)
its a singaporean slang from singapore… they called it singlish.. usa have their slang n no one gives a shit..so if talking crap or talking thrash is ok then wads wrong wif talking cock..? its the same thing..n it jus means talking about what ever u like to talk about no matter how bad is it.. so it isnt a fail…if tis is a fail then the whole of USA is a phail cos they have the most slangs wif the english language..like nigger… tats not a word too