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Don’t Beat

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  1. Rhianimator says:

    But is flogging ok?

  2. Droll not Troll says:

    I’m fappy to oblige!

  3. Hotjoe says:

    I like how this could have two meanings. And that both could in some way have a sexual application to it.

  4. Droll not Troll says:

    If your heart can read,
    The sight of the above sign
    Will be a bad thing.

  5. Munior says:

    Oh my sweetheart, please don’t read this sign!
    (Referring to the comment above, not to the author ;-) )

  6. ObscureWittyReference says:

    Do not.

  7. PoodleGroomer says:

    Sign at airport mule rental stall?

  8. PoodleGroomer says:

    Not to make car horn beat beat!

  9. PoodleGroomer says:

    Not to borsch.

  10. I'm the chief says:

    the kids are getting smart…they put up a signboard to stop getting spanked

  11. Droll not Troll says:

    No Black Hand. So no extortion rackets or shooting at Archdukes, and we won’t have to beat you.

  12. dr handle says:

    This announcement brought to you by the Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Bemusing Signs.

  13. Anomnomnom Omnomnom says:

    Don’t wank, while you’re at it

  14. Tordsworld says:

    They told him don’t you ever come around here
    Don’t wanna see your face, you better disappear
    The fire’s in their eyes and their words are really clear
    So beat it, just beat it

    You better run, you better do what you can
    Don’t wanna see no blood, don’t be a macho man
    You wanna be tough, better do what you can
    So beat it, but you wanna be bad

    Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
    No one wants to be defeated
    Showin’ how funky strong is your fight
    It doesn’t matter who’s wrong or right
    Just beat it, beat it
    Just beat it, beat it
    Just beat it, beat it
    Just beat it, beat it

    They’re out to get you, better leave while you can
    Don’t wanna be a boy, you wanna be a man
    You wanna stay alive, better do what you can
    So beat it, just beat it

    You have to show them that you’re really not scared
    You’re playin’ with your life, this ain’t no truth or dare
    They’ll kick you, then they beat you,
    Then they’ll tell you it’s fair
    So beat it, but you wanna be bad

    Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
    No one wants to be defeated
    Showin’ how funky strong is your fight
    It doesn’t matter who’s wrong or right

    Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
    No one wants to be defeated
    Showin’ how funky strong is your fight
    It doesn’t matter who’s wrong or right
    Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it

    Beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
    No one wants to be defeated
    Showin’ how funky strong is your fight
    It doesn’t matter who’s wrong or right

    Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
    No one wants to be defeated
    Showin’ how funky strong is your fight
    It doesn’t matter who’s wrong or who’s right

    Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
    No one wants to be defeated
    Showin’ how funky strong is your fight
    It doesn’t matter who’s wrong or right

    Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
    No one wants to be defeated
    Showin’ how funky strong is your fight
    It doesn’t matter who’s wrong or right
    Just beat it, beat it
    Beat it, beat it, beat it

  15. I'm the chief says:

    Hooray!!!!!! the comments are set up they way they were before!

  16. tehexile says:

    i want that sign on a t-shirt so people don’t hit me or ruin my high scores.

  17. non-pc says:

    Maybe they have trouble with slap-happy Jappies?

  18. chatmort says:

    well considering his recent death this joke isn’t really good now

  19. racecar says:

    RIP.
    :*(

  20. FishKitteh says:

    M.J died Lol

  21. Austin says:

    Michael Jackson, or Paul Reubens.

  22. Cheesebrrgrrz says:

    He can’t sing beat is wearing his one glove


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