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What!?!?!?!?
All the Memorex discs I have say “Is it life, or is it Memorex?”
Here’s an example:
http://www.dvdshoponline.co.uk/cd-r_52x_80_memorex_400.jpg
What a lame fortune cookie fortune.
I will remember these words of wisdom…
Nah, I prefer “Barbeque will find a way”.
Except in bed.
You have to lick it off.
With your Tentacles
One time I got a fortune cookie that said : You have a problem to identify that is your problem.
This looks like it was written by a person whose first language is English. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
Haha, I agree. That was really hard to read…
Someone whose first language is English, but who still isn’t very good at it.
Oh, you mean my coworkers?
Someone whose first language was ENGRISH! Get it right!
Both are fading, fuzzy, and color shifting. Was it real, or was it Photoshop?
It’s real! I took this picture; it’s a fortune we got at a Chinese buffet in Florida.
you’re…emily?
MILK IN A SHOE? HELL YES!!!!
yep
Uh this isn’t Engrish. It’s a poor attempt at a philosophical question, but it is correct.
I have not lost my mind! I have it backed up on a memory card somewhere…
You should be restoring it so to not have
…翻譯錯誤。請在發送錯誤日誌Trans@google.com
“Translation譯mistake.發送mistake請在diary” ??
I could still remember using 256kb computers like yesterday!
I remember paper tape.
*hobbles away, feeling geriatric*
*steps on something…*
hey your false teeth have fallen
Bill Gates started with an operating system and basic compiler that booted from paper tape. I’ve ported Vista to paper tape so I don’t have to worry about disk failures on boot.
It reboots in how many days?
Stilllll waiting. It’s Tuesday. Windows Security Upgrades. Hand me the scissors and tape.
Nah, It’s BetaMax!
i’ve used up my memory on porn.
Lol. Avatar suits comment perfectly.
What is up with my avatar o.O
call yourself ‘Igor” that will suit it better.
It looks a little tutti-frutti to me.
Oh Rudy.
It’s one way of putting it i guess…
It puts its memory on film, or it gets the digit again!
like this ,,l, ?
It sits on it and spins!
Please tell me that it rubbed the lotion on the digit first. Or it might squeak.
the lotion that removes horniness.
Many people here will need to develope their memories
…and their brains like the dude below
LAST!
What an optimist!
That, or they know something the rest of us don’t.
I was blessed to be born with a photographic memory.
It uses the 126 size film cartridge, which had just been invented, but was discontinued several years ago!
Of all of the computer generated output of the last 60 years, only paper printout and cdrom is still universally readable. Drives, drivers, and support has faded for everything else.
OMG I had that one last week!! I thought my local restaurant had lost their damn mind but apparently it’s everywhere…
That’s a good photo of a fortune! It looks like a sign on the wall of a hotel room.
There is a fairly old joke that goes something like, “Yeah, I have a photographic memory, but I forgot to put in film.” I love the idea of some fortune writer laughing his or her head off and coming up with this 21st-century version.
Fortune cookies were Japanese until they were locked up in USA for WWII and the China and the other asian countries such as the Iraq took them over.
this is weird. but i love failblog. i saw this fail once in a shop where there was this bag and the label said “hair ornaments” and the bag was full of rubber bands. LOLOLOLOL MAJOR! well, to me. not u peoplz unless u do find it lol.good bye.
I use a Flash Drive.
use a flush drive…it’s better.
Always use the flush drive after enjoying a civilised urinating.
I GOT THIS FORTUNE TOO!
Seriously, I carry it in my wallet. I was going to send it in
In soviet russia, you hate Foamy!
OMG! I got this fortune about a month ago! lol
lack-of-sense fail!