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Special ingredient of ink, permanent and less effect of pollution, Keep out of children, Convenient to mark, May not be washed if staining clothes incautiously

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  1. first says:

    First!

    • Myself says:

      I fear you need to get your eyes checked, if you fail to notice that everyone can actually see that you’re the first poster, enough that you find the need to notify everyone that you’re the first poster…I know it’s like…SO FREAKISHLY AMAZING, that people can ACTUALLY see that you’re the first poster.

      Seriously…People can actually see with their own eyes, that you’re first, there’s no 100% no need, to post that you’re first.

    • I'm the chief says:

      shall we tell the mod to delete the comment that comes first?
      …*thinks*
      on second thoughts forget it.

  2. secund says:

    Secund!

  3. Ranter says:

    You guys, this is a place for comments on this photo above. Nobody gives a crap if you are first, second or 423rd…

    I think whoever myself is would be the only sane person here.

    Go get your eyes check as they suggested and get a life.

    And I’ve seen this on a knife set in the store where I work. Go figure it’d be on a stain stick too. 2/5…

  4. Droll not Troll says:

    Yes, adults should keep out of children too.

  5. MRNot says:

    Wow! Think of the fun kids will be missing if people actually follow the directions.. Or not..

  6. Spectre44 says:

    Ha ha ha that should be tattooed on Michael Jackson’s junk

  7. ObscureWittyReference says:

    I want to know if it can be washed if you stain your clothes cautiously.

    • Aoife says:

      But if you were cautious, you wouldn’t stain your clothes in the first place. Unless you’re doing so purposely, in which case the result would be art rather than stains.

  8. Alex says:

    Heh, I’ve seen this Engrish error — “Keep out of children” — on a number of household products originating from Asian countries in which the instructions/label was originally printed in that language — one example being a kitchen knife. Go figure.

    • JohnB says:

      I figure that one day, all knives will be engraved with a warning “for our protection”: Caution: Cutting edge is sharp. Avoid contact. May cause injury or death if inserted into body.

  9. shaneomacmcgee says:

    What about the bottom one? “Incautiously?” Really?

  10. dr handle says:

    I promise to keep out of children – if I can shove it up Panda instead…

  11. aeryn says:

    Adults: Only with their consent.

  12. I'm the chief says:

    staining clothes incautiously?? was it because it was shoved incautiously in children?

    • dr handle says:

      More likely the children were shoved incautiously into the clothes. Little Tarquin and Jocasta should never have been dressed in matching white lace outfits so many hours before Aunt Clytemnystra’s wedding when there was such an inviting looking series of puddles in the yard outside…

  13. put what where says:

    Sage advice.

    Unless it’s a thermometer.

  14. PoodleGroomer says:

    Adolescent plastic training sword used before they get into flaming sword swallowing in high school.

  15. elfboi says:

    Sharpie goes in pooper!

  16. SystematicChaos says:

    I’ve seen that on a chainsaw…


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