Awesome! Where’s the Delorean?

“Siam Bangkok map” Allows you to travel to the destination. Do not fear astray, Because all of the roads in Bangkok Intersection number. Please note Intersection number sticker stuck at traffic police booth or tag intersection. Simply carry this map to travel through time, will enjoy more fun.
Traffic Police Tag Booth Intersection
Number Intersection (Crossroad Number)
Engrish photo by Daniel Musgrave
First post!
Boring mindless first-troll
Excuse me for attempting to start the flame war. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QyYaPWasos
Attention… Stop announcing that you are first. We can all see that. I would scream first when I wanted to be the first in line for recess… when I was in pre-school. Are you in pre-school? No? Well then shut up and say something intelligent!!!
Superfail has spoken
Superfail can’t take a joke. That is why he Superfail.
cool. cool.
I NOW INJECT MY COMMENT, AND LEAVE YOU WITH THESE WORDS: FIRST IS THE ONE THAT DOES NOT MATTER. AND SECOND. AND THIRD,FOURTH,FIFTH…..
I wanna map! I wanna map!
I desperately need to go back to 1985 and squirm back into my nice warm upstairs room bed…
To go back to 1985 would mean I’d be a teenager, but still too young to work or drive, at the mercy of my parents, with acne and an eating disorder, and, worst of all … ’80s HAIR!
that’s the point: anything is better that what it is now!
I’ll swap you an eating disorder for the ghastly fluorescent clothes that my mother bought for me, thinking they’d help me feel more part of the “in” crowd.
Even the phrase “‘in’ crowd” was SO out in the 80s!
Delorian nothing, if there is time travel involved, I want David Tennet and the Tardis.
The Delorean is better. And it isn’t misspelled.
always carry a telescope in your vehicle to see those intersection numbers, mind you don’t crash back in time, tho.
just imagine getting stuck at intersection 872 and you need to go back (in time, ofcourse) to inter. 002: just punch a hole at the desired location and the hole will be turned into a wormhole, let yourself get sucked through, and there you are, and bob’s your uncle, and i’ll be a monkey’s uncle.
Travel through time? Is it the Giant Toolbooth?
Should you travel back in time and change that to Phantom Tollbooth?
Try intersection 894.
oh god, that movie. ‘Teaching kids about values AND drug use!”
Hey, it was a book first, one of my favorites growing up.
Yeah, seriously….that book fu**ing creeped me out.
I was thinking more like a TARDIS!
Re-tardis?
Oh happy day! They invite me to tag intersection! Now where did I put my spray paint?
I hate when tags in my clothes intersect. So uncomfortable!!!
What can be more fun than traveling through time?
Scheming about what you’re going to do when you get there. I am SO going to lurk under my parents’ window for a week about 9 months before my little brother was born, and bang on the glass, and pretend to be a poltergeist, or a rabid stray chihuahua, or Barbara Cartland – ANYTHING to put my dad off his game, as it were.
If you keep banging on the window, any offspring will be such a pane!
*clonk* That noise, ladies and gentlemen, was DnT being whacked on the head by the Dreadful Pun Hell fairy wielding her wand. Go on, that was a shocker, off you go…
Aaaargh! Dreadful Pun Hell Fairy lies! She does has a PMS! And I don’t mean Pun Minimisation System!
*clonk* I NOT HAS A PMS! *clonkclonkclonkclonkCLONK*
That pun was a glassic in my book!
Amazing, the things they can do with miniaturization these days. A Tardis in the form of a folding map.
It’s so much larger on the inside, it actually contains Bangkok!
I’ve been told by a friend who visited that Bangkok is a very appropriate name for it.
To think I feared astray all these years when all I needed was a Bankok map. *sigh*
Anyone else a little afraid of the term “Bangkok Intersection”?
You mean, ’stuck between a cock and a hard place’
Well, at least a cock isn’t always a hard place!
More’s the pity… I’m sorry, did I type that out loud?
Ah, but thankfully these days there are little blue pills that remedy that situation very effectively!
Enter intersection with care or you may Bangkok!
watch out for the slippery puddles in the tunnel
The sign may be slightly confusing, but the idea is much better than many freeway signs here in America, that are supposed to be superior somehow. Hey, this isn’t the Coachella Valley! I knew I shoulda taken that right in Albuquerque!
I can travel through time with this map… Well heck sign me up!!!!
What? No “Time Bandits” references?
AAAARGH! I’m being chased by an astray HALP HALP HALP HAAAAAAAAALP!
quick, dial the intersection code!
Seems to me we saw an ass tray on one of those Engrish menus…
Neo, Answer the phone.
Hahahahaha fucking epic!
Too much wurdz.
Can somebody gimme the jist of what it says?
Map allows time travel. Fun.
And how long have you had ADD?
ow…I think this broke my brain…