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No. I have a hard enough time keepin track of my junk.
That explains what I found in those pants. I thought they were moth balls!
They’re always in the same order. One on this side, and one on this side.
…of me!
Okay, sorry.
Heh, probably not.
Pay attention! You can’t have one of your thighs left in the pants you just tried on.
Oh, yeah, you probly can. I can’t, but you can. Obvy.
Yes, because not having you thighs in order and drinking alcohol before pregnancy combined are a sure way of causing pregnancy
How do you change your avatar to be a real pic??
Gravatar is your friend.
Not MY friend! They won’t talk to me!
Yup, gravatar.com, and then upload a pic of someone much better-looking than yourself…not that I would EVER think of doing such a thing* ahem*
Nor I!
Signed,
Joan
That must be the problem with my wife. Her thighs always seem to be out of order…
Her thighs, or the, er, real estate between them?
wax on, wax off!
It’s tough to get to the real estate between if the Leg Sea has not parted.
Reasons To Be Cheerful, Part Two.
The original instruction looks like Thai (hopefully in order!)
The original instructions are in Thigh.
Lol!
I think the sign is intended to teach foreigners not to flaunt their body while trying on clothes.
How about a sign telling gormless spotty-faced phone-prattling eye-rolling gum-chewing teenaged shop “assistants” not to burst in on patrons to whom they have handed a garment two sizes smaller than what was requested, to ask “How are you going with that?” whilst said patron is discovering that the pair of trousers being tried on will not go any further than her knees? Frankly, under those circumstances, anybody who gets an eyeful of The Amazing Thighs (TM) and feels a bit discombobulated has only herself to blame.
long sentence win
Make sure you keep your underwear on when you try on bathing suits? lol…
Sigh, it seems like my thighs are always out of order these days. No wonder I’m so depressed.
That’s easy for you to say – I don’t know how many times I’ve ordered the damned things to drop a bit of blubber, and they just laugh at me! They have no respect…
Did you lisp when you said “Super-size me”?
What I keep wondering is why that underscore in your name keeps dropping out and then reappearing. Do you have two personalities, Dr Handle and Dr_Handle?
Damn, I’ve been caught out… well, I was hoping that nobody would really notice, and I’d always said that I’d never have cosmetic surgery, but I’ve been secretly embarrassed by my underscore ever since I got an email address. *sniff* Real friends have told me that I was being silly, it was hardly noticeable, and it didn’t matter. My husband told me that he never paid any attention to it – he was too busy looking at my thighs. Sometimes I feel shallow and vain to worry about something so trivial, but I really wished I didn’t have it. It made me feel disgusting, it made me feel unwomanly, and, well, deformed. So I finally had it removed. That’s why I had a week off work (the grandmother’s funeral was only a cover story). *sniff*. So now you know. I can only hope that you don’t think any less of me for it.
So that’s what it is! I THOUGHT you were looking taller!
hmmm…not has PMS, eh?
Watch out for a period where the underscore used to be…….
I.NOT.HAS.A.PMS!!!!!
Well, Doc, you’ve given me the courage to admit it! My e-mail address has had an underscore for years, too! However, I have refused to be bullied into having the surgery. Since I am underpaid, underachieving, underappreciated, and undercut, I feel my underscore is part of my indelible identity. Underscorers of the world, unite! You have nothing to lose but your unempty spaces!!!!!!
I hate when my thighs are unruly….
Bad thigh day…happens to us all.
It does look a bit like Thai, that is because it is Lao, which is very similar, people who are fluent Thai readers can make sense of it, too.
Not Lao. Khmer
The sign makes sense, ever try to put on pants with your legs crosssed?