I believe that’s called a “happy ending”
Sherpa. Before flying do you have 15 minutes? Know new form to relax on a few time. That your holidays ended receiving an fabolous massage antistress with you undressing your clothes.
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Ohmigosh my friends and I use that as an iside joke on overyone! “Hey Karen do you like bacon? Do you share bacon? has your boyfriends ever MADE YOU BACON??”
“without undressing your clothes”?
Love it.
PS: What do sherpas have to do with massage? Is it really that much work?
Sherpas? Maybe the parts they massage are really mountainous and cold.
BTW, It says”WITH undressing your clothes”. Does this mean they think my clothes are wearing ME?
In Soviet Russia…
WIN!
If I worked as a Sherpa I know I would need a massage after. It looks like pretty hard work to me.
“we don’t…have to take our…clothes off
we can have a good time…oh yeah!”
Talk about a flying quicky:
Hey miss, you got 15 minutes? let me antistress you…here undress this shirt and this pants and this…
No, thanks. I’m straight.
I undress my clothes and prohibit it.
There was another young man once who suggested (amongst other things) that he would need a Sherpa (and a couple of fuel dumps along the way) to scale me – I hammered his pitons and for a full 15 minutes after that, and I did actually feel fabolously antistressed afterwards. Sadly for him, in the end the only undressing of his clothes occurred in A&E later when there was dressing of his wounds. The policeman who attended knew how to relax, which was decent of him.
Nobody seems to notice that whatever antistressing and/or undressing you receive will be at the cost of all future holidays. Seems a bit high-priced.
Yes, but you can relax on a few time! I’m sure it’s worth the trade.
But I don’t want my holidays ended. I want them begined. Now!!! Besides, I already have few time to relax!
Oh, go on, you know you want to know new form.
I’ve been around long enough to know that “new” does not necessarily mean “improved.” And that if I ask for a demonstration of this “new form,” I’ll probably end up with three sales reps and a Power Point presentation.
Three sales reps? Hey, if you’ve got 12 rounds in the magazine, that’s four for each of them. All right, three for each of them – then three to put into the laptop.
I like where this is going >:3
the last three words sound fine to me.
and to cocky joe