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	<title>Comments on: I believe that&#8217;s called a &#8220;happy ending&#8221;</title>
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		<title>By: ham</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.com/2009/04/26/engrish-massage-undressing/comment-page-1/#comment-35132</link>
		<dc:creator>ham</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Jun 2009 10:23:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>the last three words sound fine to me.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>the last three words sound fine to me.</p>
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		<title>By: Sheila</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.com/2009/04/26/engrish-massage-undressing/comment-page-1/#comment-31149</link>
		<dc:creator>Sheila</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 09 May 2009 02:47:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ohmigosh my friends and I use that as an iside joke on overyone! &quot;Hey Karen do you like bacon? Do you share bacon? has your boyfriends ever MADE YOU BACON??&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ohmigosh my friends and I use that as an iside joke on overyone! &#8220;Hey Karen do you like bacon? Do you share bacon? has your boyfriends ever MADE YOU BACON??&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: dr handle</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.com/2009/04/26/engrish-massage-undressing/comment-page-1/#comment-29689</link>
		<dc:creator>dr handle</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Apr 2009 22:34:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Three sales reps?  Hey, if you&#039;ve got 12 rounds in the magazine, that&#039;s four for each of them.  All right, three for each of them - then three to put into the laptop.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Three sales reps?  Hey, if you&#8217;ve got 12 rounds in the magazine, that&#8217;s four for each of them.  All right, three for each of them &#8211; then three to put into the laptop.</p>
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		<title>By: JohnB</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.com/2009/04/26/engrish-massage-undressing/comment-page-1/#comment-29642</link>
		<dc:creator>JohnB</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Apr 2009 16:01:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;ve been around long enough to know that &quot;new&quot; does not necessarily mean &quot;improved.&quot;  And that if I ask for a demonstration of this &quot;new form,&quot; I&#039;ll probably end up with three sales reps and a Power Point presentation.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve been around long enough to know that &#8220;new&#8221; does not necessarily mean &#8220;improved.&#8221;  And that if I ask for a demonstration of this &#8220;new form,&#8221; I&#8217;ll probably end up with three sales reps and a Power Point presentation.</p>
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		<title>By: MRNot</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.com/2009/04/26/engrish-massage-undressing/comment-page-1/#comment-29622</link>
		<dc:creator>MRNot</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Apr 2009 13:38:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>WIN!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>WIN!</p>
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		<title>By: dr_handle</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.com/2009/04/26/engrish-massage-undressing/comment-page-1/#comment-29527</link>
		<dc:creator>dr_handle</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Apr 2009 22:32:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Oh, go on, you know you want to know new form.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh, go on, you know you want to know new form.</p>
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		<title>By: JohnB</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.com/2009/04/26/engrish-massage-undressing/comment-page-1/#comment-29481</link>
		<dc:creator>JohnB</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Apr 2009 18:04:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>But I don&#039;t want my holidays ended.  I want them begined.  Now!!!  Besides, I already have few time to relax!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>But I don&#8217;t want my holidays ended.  I want them begined.  Now!!!  Besides, I already have few time to relax!</p>
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		<title>By: ObscureWittyReference</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.com/2009/04/26/engrish-massage-undressing/comment-page-1/#comment-29472</link>
		<dc:creator>ObscureWittyReference</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Apr 2009 17:53:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Yes, but you can relax on a few time!  I&#039;m sure it&#039;s worth the trade.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yes, but you can relax on a few time!  I&#8217;m sure it&#8217;s worth the trade.</p>
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		<title>By: JohnB</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.com/2009/04/26/engrish-massage-undressing/comment-page-1/#comment-29441</link>
		<dc:creator>JohnB</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Apr 2009 13:42:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Nobody seems to notice that whatever antistressing and/or undressing you receive will be at the cost of all future holidays.  Seems a bit high-priced.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Nobody seems to notice that whatever antistressing and/or undressing you receive will be at the cost of all future holidays.  Seems a bit high-priced.</p>
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		<title>By: dr_handle</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.com/2009/04/26/engrish-massage-undressing/comment-page-1/#comment-29385</link>
		<dc:creator>dr_handle</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Apr 2009 00:59:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>There was another young man once who suggested (amongst other things) that he would need a Sherpa (and a couple of fuel dumps along the way) to scale me - I hammered his pitons and for a full 15 minutes after that, and I did actually feel fabolously antistressed afterwards.  Sadly for him, in the end the only undressing of his clothes occurred in A&amp;E later when there was dressing of his wounds.  The policeman who attended knew how to relax, which was decent of him.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There was another young man once who suggested (amongst other things) that he would need a Sherpa (and a couple of fuel dumps along the way) to scale me &#8211; I hammered his pitons and for a full 15 minutes after that, and I did actually feel fabolously antistressed afterwards.  Sadly for him, in the end the only undressing of his clothes occurred in A&amp;E later when there was dressing of his wounds.  The policeman who attended knew how to relax, which was decent of him.</p>
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		<title>By: dr_handle</title>
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		<dc:creator>dr_handle</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Apr 2009 00:51:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>In Soviet Russia...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In Soviet Russia&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: SmogMonster</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.com/2009/04/26/engrish-massage-undressing/comment-page-1/#comment-29367</link>
		<dc:creator>SmogMonster</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 26 Apr 2009 19:31:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I undress my clothes and prohibit it.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I undress my clothes and prohibit it.</p>
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		<title>By: jOsh</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.com/2009/04/26/engrish-massage-undressing/comment-page-1/#comment-29366</link>
		<dc:creator>jOsh</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 26 Apr 2009 19:28:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>If I worked as a Sherpa I know I would need a massage after. It looks like pretty hard work to me.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If I worked as a Sherpa I know I would need a massage after. It looks like pretty hard work to me.</p>
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		<title>By: jmuhj</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.com/2009/04/26/engrish-massage-undressing/comment-page-1/#comment-29352</link>
		<dc:creator>jmuhj</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 26 Apr 2009 17:56:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>No, thanks.  I&#039;m straight.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>No, thanks.  I&#8217;m straight.</p>
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		<title>By: I'm the chief</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.com/2009/04/26/engrish-massage-undressing/comment-page-1/#comment-29314</link>
		<dc:creator>I'm the chief</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 26 Apr 2009 12:06:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;we don&#039;t...have to take our...clothes off
we can have a good time...oh yeah!&quot;

Talk about a flying quicky:
Hey miss, you got 15 minutes? let me antistress you...here undress this shirt and this pants and this...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;we don&#8217;t&#8230;have to take our&#8230;clothes off<br />
we can have a good time&#8230;oh yeah!&#8221;</p>
<p>Talk about a flying quicky:<br />
Hey miss, you got 15 minutes? let me antistress you&#8230;here undress this shirt and this pants and this&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Droll not Troll</title>
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		<dc:creator>Droll not Troll</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 26 Apr 2009 11:35:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Sherpas? Maybe the parts they massage are really mountainous and cold.
BTW, It says&quot;WITH undressing your clothes&quot;. Does this mean they think my clothes are wearing ME?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sherpas? Maybe the parts they massage are really mountainous and cold.<br />
BTW, It says&#8221;WITH undressing your clothes&#8221;. Does this mean they think my clothes are wearing ME?</p>
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		<title>By: ObscureWittyReference</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.com/2009/04/26/engrish-massage-undressing/comment-page-1/#comment-29310</link>
		<dc:creator>ObscureWittyReference</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 26 Apr 2009 11:23:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;without undressing your clothes&quot;?  
Love it.  
PS: What do sherpas have to do with massage?  Is it really that much work?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;without undressing your clothes&#8221;?<br />
Love it.<br />
PS: What do sherpas have to do with massage?  Is it really that much work?</p>
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		<title>By: lunar</title>
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		<dc:creator>lunar</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 26 Apr 2009 11:06:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Bacon Lube please!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Bacon Lube please!</p>
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