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Accurancy is never understood


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Speed is ppoor subsittute fo accurancy

Engrish photo by Megi

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  1. shlimbo says:

    that’s a win to me xD

    • Ruse says:

      Yeah, that’s intentional. I’ve had that one before. It’s hanging up on the panel board behind my desk. Still funny though.

  2. dr handle says:

    Accurancy is a much more potent drug than speed. Pink elephants pink elephants pink elephants wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

  3. PoodleGroomer says:

    First! My screen is down, so I’m printing this on a 7 pin matrix printer with a 4 color ribbon. OOOOH! flip the pages and the animation moves!!

  4. bodo says:

    Ha! This are sew rong. I can tipe moor (moop?) than 300# misteaks per minnit. Beet taht.

  5. Jennifer says:

    Especially when up and downing

  6. TheCannyScot says:

    So, how accurate are the lucky numbers?

  7. HellHathNoFury says:

    Looks like someone got my husband’s fortune cookie….
    *hopes he doesn’t read this forum today*

  8. Droll not Troll says:

    The hurrier I do, the wronger i get.

  9. Pierre says:

    … IN BED!

    • bodo says:

      Someone had to do it. Personally I prefer “…between the sheets” because it’s…the thing is, see, it…uh…there are more letters? Yes, yes, “between the sheets” has more letters than “in bed” (I’m pretty sure it does), so that makes it gooder. Or more gooder, whatever.

  10. Matt says:

    That’s what she said.

  11. pokadott says:

    I got this fortune once. Without the Engrish, however.

  12. dukethepcdr says:

    Maybe they should take their own advice. Might have gotten in a bit of a hurry themselves.

  13. Amber Deezy says:

    CLEARLY!


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