Comments on: Accurancy is never understood

By: TWSS TWIS TWSSL

TWSS TWIS TWSSL — Tue, 12 Jan 2010 17:59:20 +0000

THATS WHAT SHE SAID

By: Amber Deezy

Amber Deezy — Sat, 20 Jun 2009 18:44:47 +0000

CLEARLY!

By: dukethepcdr

dukethepcdr — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 14:45:53 +0000

Maybe they should take their own advice. Might have gotten in a bit of a hurry themselves.

By: pokadott

pokadott — Sun, 17 May 2009 20:25:14 +0000

I got this fortune once. Without the Engrish, however.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Thu, 07 May 2009 03:52:16 +0000

I don’t have to pull all my molecular weight, since I contain a lot of dark energy.

By: dr handle

dr handle — Wed, 06 May 2009 22:15:02 +0000

*clonk* if you’re not going to pull your molecular weight, it’s time to terminate this thread.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Wed, 06 May 2009 19:06:37 +0000

Let’s not make mountains out of molehills here…

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Wed, 06 May 2009 15:48:22 +0000

Brilliant question! I dunno, er…. stoned humans? Savage fairies? Piano keys?

By: PoodleGroomer

PoodleGroomer — Wed, 06 May 2009 15:23:16 +0000

What do pink elephants see when they take Accurancy?

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Wed, 06 May 2009 12:19:36 +0000

I knew that, but I also knew I’d be well out of my depth in that field. I couldn’t find a relevant pun about the the animal, either.
Oh well, better luck next thread!

By: dr handle

dr handle — Wed, 06 May 2009 11:45:07 +0000

*clonk* wrong type of “mole”, you silly boy…

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Wed, 06 May 2009 09:14:50 +0000

I hope you learnt your lesion.

By: PointsOutTheObvious

PointsOutTheObvious — Wed, 06 May 2009 07:50:27 +0000

whats a 011 international code ??0_o??

By: PointsOutTheObvious

PointsOutTheObvious — Wed, 06 May 2009 07:46:53 +0000

What if you took a hit of both at the same time?

By: dr handle

dr handle — Wed, 06 May 2009 07:30:54 +0000

I rang that number, but the woman who answered was a real mole.

By: PoodleGroomer

PoodleGroomer — Wed, 06 May 2009 04:25:14 +0000

Everyone forgets to put in the 011 international calling code before the country code.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Wed, 06 May 2009 04:10:59 +0000

Better put him on speed dial. It’s a lot easier than putting in those 23 zeros all the time…

By: Much Glory Hopeful

Much Glory Hopeful — Wed, 06 May 2009 04:05:39 +0000

I was hoping someone here had Avagadro’s number – I’ve been trying to get a hold of him.

By: PoodleGroomer

PoodleGroomer — Wed, 06 May 2009 04:00:34 +0000

Blotter, sub lingual.

By: PoodleGroomer

PoodleGroomer — Wed, 06 May 2009 03:57:55 +0000

Is the Gaussian distribution reasonable or truly random?

By: puppatoons

puppatoons — Tue, 05 May 2009 23:13:41 +0000

Fo shizzle.

By: dr handle

dr handle — Tue, 05 May 2009 22:26:16 +0000

Oh dear, it sounds like PG has done a couple of caps of accurancy…

By: dr handle

dr handle — Tue, 05 May 2009 22:25:07 +0000

Unit, unit, what is the unit?

By: dr handle

dr handle — Tue, 05 May 2009 22:24:13 +0000

Not my edict – a pic a while back specifically forbade it.

By: Matt

Matt — Tue, 05 May 2009 21:28:44 +0000

That’s what she said.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Tue, 05 May 2009 19:19:46 +0000

I would say plus or minus 6.02 times 10 to the 23rd power.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Tue, 05 May 2009 18:04:34 +0000

Up and downing is forbidden! Just ask Dr Handle and/or Dr_Handle.

By: bodo

bodo — Tue, 05 May 2009 17:43:38 +0000

Someone had to do it. Personally I prefer “…between the sheets” because it’s…the thing is, see, it…uh…there are more letters? Yes, yes, “between the sheets” has more letters than “in bed” (I’m pretty sure it does), so that makes it gooder. Or more gooder, whatever.

By: Pierre

Pierre — Tue, 05 May 2009 16:18:21 +0000

… IN BED!

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Tue, 05 May 2009 16:10:09 +0000

The hurrier I do, the wronger i get.

By: HellHathNoFury

HellHathNoFury — Tue, 05 May 2009 16:01:02 +0000

Looks like someone got my husband’s fortune cookie….
*hopes he doesn’t read this forum today*

By: TheCannyScot

TheCannyScot — Tue, 05 May 2009 14:55:50 +0000

So, how accurate are the lucky numbers?

By: Jennifer

Jennifer — Tue, 05 May 2009 14:47:59 +0000

Especially when up and downing

By: bodo

bodo — Tue, 05 May 2009 14:27:24 +0000

Ha! This are sew rong. I can tipe moor (moop?) than 300# misteaks per minnit. Beet taht.

By: PoodleGroomer

PoodleGroomer — Tue, 05 May 2009 14:08:42 +0000

First! My screen is down, so I’m printing this on a 7 pin matrix printer with a 4 color ribbon. OOOOH! flip the pages and the animation moves!!

By: shlimbo

shlimbo — Tue, 05 May 2009 12:12:15 +0000

yup. Noticed it was intentional right from the start. That’s a quite known joke but I agree that’s still funny.

By: dr handle

dr handle — Tue, 05 May 2009 11:38:10 +0000

Accurancy is a much more potent drug than speed. Pink elephants pink elephants pink elephants wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

By: Ruse

Ruse — Tue, 05 May 2009 11:30:19 +0000

Yeah, that’s intentional. I’ve had that one before. It’s hanging up on the panel board behind my desk. Still funny though.

By: shlimbo

shlimbo — Tue, 05 May 2009 11:08:35 +0000

that’s a win to me xD