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Participle dangling into toilet.
Does one stand the toilet to gargle? Or put head in bowl? Which hand will need to be washed? Who will help me? The directions are not clear.
Keep squeezing…it’ll drop eventually!
I suppose that’s a hazard of having a participle like yours. Srsly, it really is a talking point, isn’t it?
yes!
I suppose if I only had one hand, I would need help to wash it…
Yummy.
So is it the engrish on the paper sign, or are we all going to giggle over the fact that their logo looks like it says anal?
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*giggle*
Hadn’t noticed that. Double euw.
LMAO. I’m not sure if this shouldn’t be on failblog.
Giggle! I saw ANAL first… LOGO FAIL?
Pheeew! At least I’m not the only one with a dirty mind that saw the logo as “anal”.
It’s good to have company. Albeit perverted one.
So THAT’S how to prevent Swine flu!
Who says we want to prevent Swine flu??
This is what happens when you don’t follow your Dentists orders. You’re supposed to wash hand and gargle in the toilet BEFORE you go out. Now you have to do it in icky public restroom.
I’m sorry, I’m just not coordinated enough to wash one hand without using the other, let alone simultaneously gargle in the toilet. Obviously some form of intensive training is needed before I can enter the office.
I think it’s all supposed to be done simtul…siamal…smitulan…at the same time, so that the gragling and washing is all one thingie.
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Or maybe they’re just really really really really really really (etc.) tired of listening to complaints about lost luggage and delayed flights and all and want people to think they’ve been toilet-gargling and have only ever washed one hand? Dunno.
Well, it’s something you have to practise – this style of gargling is something that’s passed down from one generation to the next, as part of their oral tradition.
must…restrain…comment……..setup…too….perfect!………*EXPLODES*
We do not put “oral” and “gargling” in the same sentence.
It is A Bad Thing. 0_0
What is the sound of one hand washing?
It is the sound of a gargling toilet. What say, Roshi SmogMonster? Have I achieved kensho?
I’m sure that any one who can gargle in the toilet whilst washing one hand at the same time kensho you a thing or two about ablution.
Time for you to go, glasshopper. Oh wait,you’ve just been.
oops, reply to JohnB 1:40
JohnB 1:40? Sounds biblical.
In the beginning, there was a toilet…
An appropriate opening verse for the Book of John, I suppose.
Only in the American Standard Edition.
Would it be insensitive of me to observe that the Bible is full of shit anyway?
Insensitive? Compared to kicking a quadriplegic; not really!
Not the King James version, but the Queens, NY version? (Too cryptic?)
I was born in Queens. That version would call it a “turlet.”
“Ye are the falt of the earth, and fainted. God will feal your endeavours until ye fit on his right hand. Therefore, fight the good fight, and he fhall be thy fuccour”…
Nobody got the “Flushing” pun? filly fuccours!
Or the Vicar of Dibley reference, apparently…
I may just be too uneducaked for these harrowed harrs. Knowredge splouting are over the pace!
People at the orphanage might be able to help you with that.
Apparently, most of them are on this site already!
If this sign was written by the office dog, it makes perfect sense.
You can – I’ll use the sink.
I don’t think I *want* to enter office, at least under these conditions.
And Jim thought going to the Nippon Airways office to disput an errant charge would be easier than doing it over the phone. . . . .
To me, the most disturbing part is the word “let’s”. It kind of implies that my head (and 1 hand) will be stuck in a toilet with someone else’s.
So which hand should i wash?
Maybe you can ask someone inside the office. Oh, wait……..
It would be a good time to know sign language, assuming those in the office comprehend it.
Since it’s “Let us” wash your hand and gargle in the toilet, that means they, the Anal people, wash your hand for you? Do they potty gargle, or do you? Do this mean you ’sposed to wash one hand while they wash the other- kind of half-assed service if you ask me.
I also kinda saw the “anal” thing at first, and then kinda saw “All Nipple Airways” after, or because, of that. But what do you expect? My head’s in the toilet. Lookin’ to gargle as instructed.
I’d rather not enter the office. LOL.
That would be appropriate for ANAL Nippon Airways!
Should I flush before washing my hand and my gargle in the toilet?
Yes, Grandma.
I guess we’re saving water by only washing one hand. I’m not sure gargling is necessary, but ….ok.