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Hahaha japan is first when it comes to hilarity relating to bins XD
i don´t think it´s a bin think it´s something like this
http://www.international.dyson.com/range/feature_frame.asp?model=AB01-AIRBLADE
So with what can we expect to see this bin laden?
With hands! It’s a hand drier (and a really effective type, too)
Rly? Making a hand dryer that looks like a rubbish bin is like making a rubbish bin that looks like a toilet. You know it can only end badly!
Is it really a hand dryer? The air-blowing type? Why does it point upwards? That would really get up my nose.
No, not upwards. See these small round holes? The air is coming out of them horizontally in thin flows with great pressure. You put your hands inside and It literally blows off the moisture off of them. I’ve seen these at the airport in Nagoya. They really are very effective and quick. Much better than the regular hand dryers:)
They also have them at Mayday Hospital in Croydon, South London. They are really quick but you need industrial quality ear protectors because they are so loud.
Lol, their is a version made by Toto that is actually quite quiet.
Yeah – they dont DRY your hands, they literally ‘physically remove’ the water with shear force
dry can has a blast!
They have these at SFO airport too – the ones there are open on the side so they don’t look like trash bins though.
Yes, they have similar ones at a casino here, but they are mounted on the wall and you put your hands in horizontally. very effective.
holy god that is exactly where I saw one of these..
I believe this is a different brand though, probably the mistubishi jet towel
the ones in mayday are dyson airblade
if it’s low enough, it can work for your arse also.
That’s a REAL blow job!
Oh! Low blow!
this is a hand dryer, haven’t you seen them before? this sucks
obviously not.
actually it blows
…Where did the Japanese get the term “Air Towel”? And why is that translated as “Flush Towel”?
Haven’t you ever felt a flush of air???
Me neither.
The funny thing is that the Japanese name “eaa taoru” is just a phonetic transliteration of air towel, why would they re-translate it to english and change the original word? which was always an english word… (air)
There air many possible reasons.
They tried to come up with a Japanese term, but they got winded. Apparently, this language mess when confronted with a new term ain’t real breezy to do. Actually, it really blows.
Is it meat blown out or pork pulling a wind?
This is the device they use for the pork pulled wind. You would think they would use pork for pork pulled wind, but there’s no pork involved. It’s just one of those things like buffalo wings, where buffalos have nothing really to do with the wings.
I wonder if he felt flush with success when he finished writing the translation.
I would hope he WAS flushed after writing the translation! Flushed right out of the job!
I guarantee this was somebody who took private English lessons, and probably from an Australian. That’s about the only way they would learn to put ‘chuck’ and ‘rubbish ‘ in the same sentence.
Bonus teacher fail! lol
Right. Australian. Cause British people have never used those words.
Geeze. Talk about an racist inflammatory comment. Any one else want to call troll on this one or shall I?
That’s who they took the English lessons from –
Chuck Rubbish.
does he mean ”Norris”?
Do not rubbish Chuck Norris, or he will blow you away like this flush towel!
chuck norris doesn’t get wet; his skin breaks all water molecules
There are super-high-pressure hand dryers e.g. at the Convention Center in Dayton, Ohio, but they’re not of this design and they don’t seem to shear the droplets off, just blow hard enough to make the skin on the back of your hands deform temporarily. Very different design and I have seen them nowhere else.
エアータオルです
“It’s an air towel”
well, thats why there are no towels, it’s an air towel. a place to air dry your hands. yeh they got that in japan